Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-17-2011, 12:06 AM
#128
Solo
Rookie
I eat poopy
I sent you to the dog house like snoopy
Don't moan, here's a bone.
Once you're grown, maybe you won't be forever alone.
Til then, keep that white flag up in defeat.
I won your bitch, she's my groupie.
She's too white and likes to bite, i'll give her back to you snoopy.
Here's your piece of meat. She's loopy.
I don't care if she's your pookie
Now stay out back, you disgrace to the canine race
If you holler, i'll bring out the mace and the choke collar.
Might as well put an ad in the paper and sell you for a dollar and a couple of dimes.
Lights out, it's your bed time.
Set your alarm clock to get you up when you actually got rhyme.
Get used to it, this battle's mine.
You're lucky I don't make you pay a fine.
Get the hint?
Just check the blueprint.
You can't even afford a tent on the streets of Flint, not even a box to rent.
Your welfare check is done, spent.
Now take care, this battle's won.
You're never gonna win one.
You quack like a duck and ain't even got a buck so try to get some luck and go back to sucking your pimp's junk.
I sent you to the dog house like snoopy
Don't moan, here's a bone.
Once you're grown, maybe you won't be forever alone.
Til then, keep that white flag up in defeat.
I won your bitch, she's my groupie.
She's too white and likes to bite, i'll give her back to you snoopy.
Here's your piece of meat. She's loopy.
I don't care if she's your pookie
Now stay out back, you disgrace to the canine race
If you holler, i'll bring out the mace and the choke collar.
Might as well put an ad in the paper and sell you for a dollar and a couple of dimes.
Lights out, it's your bed time.
Set your alarm clock to get you up when you actually got rhyme.
Get used to it, this battle's mine.
You're lucky I don't make you pay a fine.
Get the hint?
Just check the blueprint.
You can't even afford a tent on the streets of Flint, not even a box to rent.
Your welfare check is done, spent.
Now take care, this battle's won.
You're never gonna win one.
You quack like a duck and ain't even got a buck so try to get some luck and go back to sucking your pimp's junk.
10-17-2011, 12:12 AM
#129
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Conium
Hey son why don't you learn to rhyme?
If you want to **** me up, go ahead, you'll get your time.
Why everyone go around thinkin' they're so bad?
I can tell you one thing, sex is one thing they will never have had.
You think I'm a clown who couldn't get around the block?
I sure as hell ain't no clown and I'll pop you with my Glock.
If you want to **** me up, go ahead, you'll get your time.
Why everyone go around thinkin' they're so bad?
I can tell you one thing, sex is one thing they will never have had.
You think I'm a clown who couldn't get around the block?
I sure as hell ain't no clown and I'll pop you with my Glock.
that rhyme was short like your dick
where are you supposed to be at? Probably to suck a guys nuts
You dumb ****s think you can rap?
ill put a cap in your ass
The cops are going to need a map to find your ****ed up remains
There sure as hell going to need more than mops to clean your ugly ass up
Rap was my core class , im a straight A graduate
your just an ass clown , who couldn't even make it around the block
anyways
Son i murder bitches , im a straight up slaughter house
your so dumb , you can't even get a job digging ditches
i know your one of those pricks that loves snitching
so don't be suprised when i beat you with a brick
you will begging to suck my dick
you have all this anger inside? Why is it because you never lick pussy?
start worrying kid im the cause of many rappers death , im like a disease
10-17-2011, 12:27 AM
#130
War time, War time, homie ring the alarm
I'm hot and i'm royalty, you can call me King LeBron
I'm the illest rookie, like i'm on the drumline
Like kids with down syndrome on a airplane i'm dumb fly
Dont hate that i'm here where you plan to be
I kill these rappers and get away with it Casey Anthony
I called ya'll the best man, whatever forget it
I was looking dead into my reflection whenever I said it
Who are these rappers? The Jonas Bros?
They aint nothin, yea they got more to show,
And I really need better haters cause most of them love me on the low
I wish I had better competition cause these fakes aren't skilled
So lets give a moment of silence for the rappers that I just killed
(Off the top, so sorry if I skip around and it was short :p)
I'm hot and i'm royalty, you can call me King LeBron
I'm the illest rookie, like i'm on the drumline
Like kids with down syndrome on a airplane i'm dumb fly
Dont hate that i'm here where you plan to be
I kill these rappers and get away with it Casey Anthony
I called ya'll the best man, whatever forget it
I was looking dead into my reflection whenever I said it
Who are these rappers? The Jonas Bros?
They aint nothin, yea they got more to show,
And I really need better haters cause most of them love me on the low
I wish I had better competition cause these fakes aren't skilled
So lets give a moment of silence for the rappers that I just killed
(Off the top, so sorry if I skip around and it was short :p)
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10-17-2011, 12:37 AM
#131
Dylan
Guest
Originally posted by iDelete
War time, War time, homie ring the alarm
I'm hot and i'm royalty, you can call me King LeBron
I'm the illest rookie, like i'm on the drumline
Like kids with down syndrome on a airplane i'm dumb fly
Dont hate that i'm here where you plan to be
I kill these rappers and get away with it Casey Anthony
I called ya'll the best man, whatever forget it
I was looking dead into my reflection whenever I said it
Who are these rappers? The Jonas Bros?
They aint nothin, yea they got more to show,
And I really need better haters cause most of them love me on the low
I wish I had better competition cause these fakes aren't skilled
So lets give a moment of silence for the rappers that I just killed
(Off the top, so sorry if I skip around and it was short :p)
I'm hot and i'm royalty, you can call me King LeBron
I'm the illest rookie, like i'm on the drumline
Like kids with down syndrome on a airplane i'm dumb fly
Dont hate that i'm here where you plan to be
I kill these rappers and get away with it Casey Anthony
I called ya'll the best man, whatever forget it
I was looking dead into my reflection whenever I said it
Who are these rappers? The Jonas Bros?
They aint nothin, yea they got more to show,
And I really need better haters cause most of them love me on the low
I wish I had better competition cause these fakes aren't skilled
So lets give a moment of silence for the rappers that I just killed
(Off the top, so sorry if I skip around and it was short :p)
I take bong hits
While you look at 12 year old boy tits
word
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10-17-2011, 12:38 AM
#132
Pedo Leader
I’m too L33T
10-17-2011, 01:08 AM
#133
Solo
Rookie
Originally posted by iDelete
War time, War time, homie ring the alarm
I'm hot and i'm royalty, you can call me King LeBron
I'm the illest rookie, like i'm on the drumline
Like kids with down syndrome on a airplane i'm dumb fly
Dont hate that i'm here where you plan to be
I kill these rappers and get away with it Casey Anthony
I called ya'll the best man, whatever forget it
I was looking dead into my reflection whenever I said it
Who are these rappers? The Jonas Bros?
They aint nothin, yea they got more to show,
And I really need better haters cause most of them love me on the low
I wish I had better competition cause these fakes aren't skilled
So lets give a moment of silence for the rappers that I just killed
(Off the top, so sorry if I skip around and it was short :p)
I'm hot and i'm royalty, you can call me King LeBron
I'm the illest rookie, like i'm on the drumline
Like kids with down syndrome on a airplane i'm dumb fly
Dont hate that i'm here where you plan to be
I kill these rappers and get away with it Casey Anthony
I called ya'll the best man, whatever forget it
I was looking dead into my reflection whenever I said it
Who are these rappers? The Jonas Bros?
They aint nothin, yea they got more to show,
And I really need better haters cause most of them love me on the low
I wish I had better competition cause these fakes aren't skilled
So lets give a moment of silence for the rappers that I just killed
(Off the top, so sorry if I skip around and it was short :p)
You're King Lebron?
Call me the Don Juan.
Remind me how many rings you got, on.
What's that? They all gone?
I hear you bawlin in the Porta John.
See me enthrallin? I'll knock you over, door-side, down.
How's that for a wannabe clown.
See me on the floor, I'll ball like we do on the west side of town.
Come on down.
You're still small, and you ain't got the skills of John Wall.
You're left bench, at best.
No better than the rest.
So why do you jest?
I'll put you under arrest, let the people wonder what it's like to come at me. The noose is ready on the tree this ain't monopoly, you can't get outta jail free, even if you have to pay 4 times the rent on my park place. You're a wannabe member of the dark race. I think it's best you make way with haste before you get backspaced.
10-17-2011, 01:08 AM
#134
El Violador
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by PIMP
that rhyme was short like your dick
where are you supposed to be at? Probably to suck a guys nuts
You dumb ****s think you can rap?
ill put a cap in your ass
The cops are going to need a map to find your ****ed up remains
There sure as hell going to need more than mops to clean your ugly ass up
Rap was my core class , im a straight A graduate
your just an ass clown , who couldn't even make it around the block
anyways
Son i murder bitches , im a straight up slaughter house
your so dumb , you can't even get a job digging ditches
i know your one of those pricks that loves snitching
so don't be suprised when i beat you with a brick
you will begging to suck my dick
you have all this anger inside? Why is it because you never lick pussy?
start worrying kid im the cause of many rappers death , im like a disease
where are you supposed to be at? Probably to suck a guys nuts
You dumb ****s think you can rap?
ill put a cap in your ass
The cops are going to need a map to find your ****ed up remains
There sure as hell going to need more than mops to clean your ugly ass up
Rap was my core class , im a straight A graduate
your just an ass clown , who couldn't even make it around the block
anyways
Son i murder bitches , im a straight up slaughter house
your so dumb , you can't even get a job digging ditches
i know your one of those pricks that loves snitching
so don't be suprised when i beat you with a brick
you will begging to suck my dick
you have all this anger inside? Why is it because you never lick pussy?
start worrying kid im the cause of many rappers death , im like a disease
Boy what's up with your rhymes?
It makes no sense when you have to rhyme between lines.
You say I'll be beggin to suck your dick,
after you beat me with a brick.
But I'm straight,
hater, no need to hate.
All this anger inside is because of where i reside.
Your killing isease is nothin' to me.
I'm like the vaccination of cancer you see.
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