Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-17-2011, 10:31 AM
#146
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Conium
You talk shit I'll beat your ass right into the summer olympics,
have you cryin' to your mommy have her take you out to picnics.
King of the hill, dream unfulfilled,
have you in pain needin' the pill.
Quick, call your insurance I'll get you the bill,
you ain't got money to pay, you needa chill.
Wake n' bake, smokin' that pot while you shake n' bake, high is what you not.
The bitches all get it from me, it's nice when I got all this money.
You little bitches get jealous when I get it all, these rhymes are gonna be your downfall.
have you cryin' to your mommy have her take you out to picnics.
King of the hill, dream unfulfilled,
have you in pain needin' the pill.
Quick, call your insurance I'll get you the bill,
you ain't got money to pay, you needa chill.
Wake n' bake, smokin' that pot while you shake n' bake, high is what you not.
The bitches all get it from me, it's nice when I got all this money.
You little bitches get jealous when I get it all, these rhymes are gonna be your downfall.
son i run this place like im the owner
if you keep talking your going to be looking for a blood doner
but don't worry ill be looking for a good hospital for you like its a hotel , your gonna be there for a long time
me im going to chill taking hits from my bong
Don't worry will visit you in your coma , to get some ass from your girl
i see how yo mama be looking at me
so have a nice time in your hospital bed , cause i am going to be ****ing your mom
---------- Post added at 06:31 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:27 AM ----------
Originally posted by SEXY
I'll go insane on your ass
I'll chloroform the shit outta you
You'll drop to the floor just like
that kid Stew
I pull my gun out on this shit
I pop a cap in yo ass
While I wear my Mr.Mad mask
I'll call Casey Anthony to the scene
We'll bury you deep
I know it's mean
But I dont give a ****
I'm the real OG Nyan
Goin' Ham at the crime scene.
I'll chloroform the shit outta you
You'll drop to the floor just like
that kid Stew
I pull my gun out on this shit
I pop a cap in yo ass
While I wear my Mr.Mad mask
I'll call Casey Anthony to the scene
We'll bury you deep
I know it's mean
But I dont give a ****
I'm the real OG Nyan
Goin' Ham at the crime scene.
son you don't know who your messing with , i have been in more news stands then the president
so testing me isn't such a good idea
cause ill leave you drinking food from a straw
im a raw killer , i am a mother****ing lion
and bam another victim falls to the pimp master
10-17-2011, 03:38 PM
#147
El Violador
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by PIMP
son i run this place like im the owner
if you keep talking your going to be looking for a blood doner
but don't worry ill be looking for a good hospital for you like its a hotel , your gonna be there for a long time
me im going to chill taking hits from my bong
Don't worry will visit you in your coma , to get some ass from your girl
i see how yo mama be looking at me
so have a nice time in your hospital bed , cause i am going to be ****ing your mom
---------- Post added at 06:31 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:27 AM ----------
son you don't know who your messing with , i have been in more news stands then the president
so testing me isn't such a good idea
cause ill leave you drinking food from a straw
im a raw killer , i am a mother****ing lion
and bam another victim falls to the pimp master
if you keep talking your going to be looking for a blood doner
but don't worry ill be looking for a good hospital for you like its a hotel , your gonna be there for a long time
me im going to chill taking hits from my bong
Don't worry will visit you in your coma , to get some ass from your girl
i see how yo mama be looking at me
so have a nice time in your hospital bed , cause i am going to be ****ing your mom
---------- Post added at 06:31 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:27 AM ----------
son you don't know who your messing with , i have been in more news stands then the president
so testing me isn't such a good idea
cause ill leave you drinking food from a straw
im a raw killer , i am a mother****ing lion
and bam another victim falls to the pimp master
I won't need no blood donor when I'm ****in' you bitch with my long hard boner.
You have fun with my mom, shes mostly a loner.
Got no time for your punk ass, might as well just kill ya,
cause when you bust these weak rhymes, nobody can feel ya.
You can't get no bitches, you probably resort to necrophelia,
cause not even prostitutes will deal with ya.
10-17-2011, 06:18 PM
#148
H3NDO
Grunt
but the reality is non of you can rap?
your lyrical rivers run dry, mine runs like a tap,
ill spit my shit till your mind is whirrled,
have you feeling poor, like your in the 3rd world,
watching you rap, man its painful, makes me wanna yelp,
then i start, and you realise, you need my help,
i rap better than you when im asleep, so your screwed when am awake,
your lyrics make me sick, mine will make you shake,
yours are the tremor, mines the earthquake,
you think you can spit, your vibe ill take,
you spit sour like apples, im sweet like toffee,
so if you think you can beat me you need a sniff of coffee,
you cant beat me dukes, your like a shirt and tie,
bitch im the three peice suit.
your lyrical rivers run dry, mine runs like a tap,
ill spit my shit till your mind is whirrled,
have you feeling poor, like your in the 3rd world,
watching you rap, man its painful, makes me wanna yelp,
then i start, and you realise, you need my help,
i rap better than you when im asleep, so your screwed when am awake,
your lyrics make me sick, mine will make you shake,
yours are the tremor, mines the earthquake,
you think you can spit, your vibe ill take,
you spit sour like apples, im sweet like toffee,
so if you think you can beat me you need a sniff of coffee,
you cant beat me dukes, your like a shirt and tie,
bitch im the three peice suit.
10-17-2011, 06:56 PM
#149
Originally posted by PIMP
son you must be in the wrong area , let me direct you to the exit
you must be jelouse , cause bitches get erect to listening to my shit
your not fit for this game son , i got the nuke on lock
you can barely get your socks on
son don't get near me , i am a active mine
you rookies fear me like death
i kill you punk mother****ers , while i am rolling dougies
i will go hard on every track , call me the da vinci of music
you hit the brick wall homie , no where to go
so start saying them final wishes , the clock is ticking
your life hours are sinking
all your thinking is RK please have mercy
begging at the king feet , for a chance
crying for some religious hope
but nope this time no help , i don't care if you pray to satan himself like the hatians
i will lay the smackdown on you and your crew
Alright so your tellin me bitches get erect listening to your shit?
That must mean you like the girls that have the dick,
Your a mind that exploded, your face lookin maced up
And dont tell me to get my socks on, i'm already laced up
I can tell your like Stevie, you cant see
Boy I dont fear death, death fears me
Yea i'm a rookie but they're callin me a legend
I'll get with your girl, then you can have my sloppy seconds
I dont wanna embarrass you, so i'll make this quick
Ill only wish to make the clock go backwards and say tock tick
Look around, your homies disappear when I roll by
And I dont need no crew, I only stick with me, myself and I
10-17-2011, 07:04 PM
#150
Tomahawk
Banned
Originally posted by iDelete
Alright so your tellin me bitches get erect listening to your shit?
That must mean you like the girls that have the dick,
Your a mind that exploded, your face lookin maced up
And dont tell me to get my socks on, i'm already laced up
I can tell your like Stevie, you cant see
Boy I dont fear death, death fears me
Yea i'm a rookie but they're callin me a legend
I'll get with your girl, then you can have my sloppy seconds
I dont wanna embarrass you, so i'll make this quick
Ill only wish to make the clock go backwards and say tock tick
Look around, your homies disappear when I roll by
And I dont need no crew, I only stick with me, myself and I
That must mean you like the girls that have the dick,
Your a mind that exploded, your face lookin maced up
And dont tell me to get my socks on, i'm already laced up
I can tell your like Stevie, you cant see
Boy I dont fear death, death fears me
Yea i'm a rookie but they're callin me a legend
I'll get with your girl, then you can have my sloppy seconds
I dont wanna embarrass you, so i'll make this quick
Ill only wish to make the clock go backwards and say tock tick
Look around, your homies disappear when I roll by
And I dont need no crew, I only stick with me, myself and I
Wait you dont fap
to the traps
thats semen on my face
my thong is red lace
my shoes are velcro
your ego is the size Kilimanjaro
I may be blind
but check out my rhymes
my girl is my mom
her name is John
the only thing that is quick
is the time it takes for the spaghetti to come out of your dick
you like kesha or some shit
2 wkd's feeling lit
10-17-2011, 07:36 PM
#151
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by iDelete
Alright so your tellin me bitches get erect listening to your shit?
That must mean you like the girls that have the dick,
Your a mind that exploded, your face lookin maced up
And dont tell me to get my socks on, i'm already laced up
I can tell your like Stevie, you cant see
Boy I dont fear death, death fears me
Yea i'm a rookie but they're callin me a legend
I'll get with your girl, then you can have my sloppy seconds
I dont wanna embarrass you, so i'll make this quick
Ill only wish to make the clock go backwards and say tock tick
Look around, your homies disappear when I roll by
And I dont need no crew, I only stick with me, myself and I
That must mean you like the girls that have the dick,
Your a mind that exploded, your face lookin maced up
And dont tell me to get my socks on, i'm already laced up
I can tell your like Stevie, you cant see
Boy I dont fear death, death fears me
Yea i'm a rookie but they're callin me a legend
I'll get with your girl, then you can have my sloppy seconds
I dont wanna embarrass you, so i'll make this quick
Ill only wish to make the clock go backwards and say tock tick
Look around, your homies disappear when I roll by
And I dont need no crew, I only stick with me, myself and I
son i eat rappers like you alive , no sauce
son i got you beat , check mate mother****er
so you can hate on me , its cool cause you won't be here for long
you don't got a chance in hell im the heavyweight of rap , take you down like joey friezer
your a light weight , your no where in my in the dirt bottom of my league
you can try to fight , but you will end up in a bodybag
you ****ing fag , try me son i got a glock in each pocket
you think your hot shit ? Kid your ****ing mild sauce
Don't worry son , i got a lot picked out for your ugly ass
---------- Post added at 03:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:07 PM ----------
Originally posted by Conium
I won't need no blood donor when I'm ****in' you bitch with my long hard boner.
You have fun with my mom, shes mostly a loner.
Got no time for your punk ass, might as well just kill ya,
cause when you bust these weak rhymes, nobody can feel ya.
You can't get no bitches, you probably resort to necrophelia,
cause not even prostitutes will deal with ya.
You have fun with my mom, shes mostly a loner.
Got no time for your punk ass, might as well just kill ya,
cause when you bust these weak rhymes, nobody can feel ya.
You can't get no bitches, you probably resort to necrophelia,
cause not even prostitutes will deal with ya.
Son my life is a prophecy , born a gangster die a legend
don't lie kid you would't even hurt a fly
you think your sly kid? your as clumsy as steve urkel
ill beat your ass , while my crew pours shot of liq
son you don't want this heat , run until you reach the north pole
I won't have mercy , call me the dictator
ill take you and all your crew out
10-17-2011, 07:42 PM
#152
H3NDO
Grunt
if there was a poll for best rapper, you know you'd vote me,
which is the reason nobody wants to quote me,
see you hear me spit you think 'exhilleration'
but you wont quote, you think 'obliteration'
so you wanna know what rapping's about,
quote me, i dont mind being called out,
you wonder why its my name they all shout?
quote me bitch, and youll find out.
which is the reason nobody wants to quote me,
see you hear me spit you think 'exhilleration'
but you wont quote, you think 'obliteration'
so you wanna know what rapping's about,
quote me, i dont mind being called out,
you wonder why its my name they all shout?
quote me bitch, and youll find out.
10-17-2011, 10:48 PM
#154
Shepleklet
u mad cuz ur ***git
Originally posted by PIMP
Son my life is a prophecy , born a gangster die a legend
don't lie kid you would't even hurt a fly
you think your sly kid? your as clumsy as steve urkel
ill beat your ass , while my crew pours shot of liq
son you don't want this heat , run until you reach the north pole
I won't have mercy , call me the dictator
ill take you and all your crew out
It's terriffic, the accuracy of my scientific specifics; I created philosphy by merging biology with physics,
The spit from my tongue is venomous, you don't want me as a nemesis, I'll recreate the black death and make you evacuate the premises,
the sentient phantom with practices you couldn't fathom, I'm surrepticiously detracting your body atom by atom
What once was concealed fell, only to reveal Hell, I torment you while I bathe in my ethereal well,
the concept of my thoughts is dangerous like a bomb threat, I've written the track and finished it, you haven't even put it on yet
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