Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-25-2011, 05:15 PM
#182
AgentJon
Former Staff
They trying to find me,
They can't never see,
That camo I be reppin'
Russia and that red
But that's when the red wear you
Read a book where a Russian save a jew
Read my bio
Get to know a king
Y'all in college gonna binge
While I sip on my patron
Call it my zone
Apart of the ghosts,
Now I have 10,200 posts.
They can't never see,
That camo I be reppin'
Russia and that red
But that's when the red wear you
Read a book where a Russian save a jew
Read my bio
Get to know a king
Y'all in college gonna binge
While I sip on my patron
Call it my zone
Apart of the ghosts,
Now I have 10,200 posts.
10-26-2011, 03:28 AM
#183
Solo
Rookie
Originally posted by HiiddenDespaiir
Dissing my sister,
bitch ill give you a blister
you call that a rap?
its as bad as your vag**a flap
now get off your ass
and quit the gas
and the bullshit
coz when i hit i hit it
and leave you in the dust
(begin copying em)
now get off my dick
dick? dicks too short of a word for my dick
get off my antidisestablishmentarism you prick
bitch ill give you a blister
you call that a rap?
its as bad as your vag**a flap
now get off your ass
and quit the gas
and the bullshit
coz when i hit i hit it
and leave you in the dust
(begin copying em)
now get off my dick
dick? dicks too short of a word for my dick
get off my antidisestablishmentarism you prick
Bitchass,
You're subclass, you're like brass
And I'm gold.
This is the story untold. Behold.
I'm worth what you're worth tenfold. Are you ready to get bankrolled?
Alas, you can't breach my stronghold.
These are the walls of Troy, 3 fastballs and I'll get my killjoy.
Are you the batboy?
There's nothing you can destroy, I won't fall; unlike Stonewall.
It's best you pack up the convoy
Haul out like it's a racetrack, but don't pull a Lee Roy!
This battles done. It's over.
It wasn't really that fun at all. Next time I want a challenge that doesn't have to crawl.
I hope you find a four leaf clover.
You need the luck.
I don't like leaving little kids dumbstruck and making them go awol.
10-27-2011, 08:12 AM
#184
BillyxD
Who’s Jim Erased?
Originally posted by Poynt
What does "mike vick" have to do with any of that? Just because it rhyme'd doesn't mean through it in there.
your ****ing stupid.. mike vick is in the pocket trigger happy.. which in football terms is he tends to be aggressive moving in the pocket aka scrambling. so dick vick rhymes and trigger happy involves both a gun and vicks tendacys in the pocket
10-27-2011, 09:11 AM
#185
Koltz
Banned
Originally posted by Smurf
your ****ing stupid.. mike vick is in the pocket trigger happy.. which in football terms is he tends to be aggressive moving in the pocket aka scrambling. so dick vick rhymes and trigger happy involves both a gun and vicks tendacys in the pocket
Ay yo, i'm the flyest mutha-fcka up in this thread
Yeah, you know it’s me
Bitches hating on him, cause he started out here locally
Hopefully, I’ll be at the top soon
For now, I’m at my house on the couch, watching cartoons
You know how much you love it when you get it in abundance
Give a f-ck about a budget when you always be the subject of discussion
But it’s nothing when you stop and just say fck it
10-27-2011, 10:27 AM
#186
HiiddenDespaiir
The Beast of NGU
Originally posted by 101
your rhymes were nothing more than a beginning lyricists fantasy
surely you don't think your talented enough to make it a reality
**** your words, we living above the law
step to this get left with a cracked wrist and a broken jaw
this isn't anything to play with, you'll learn in a minute whats the business
now hurry up and reply back, show me some real skills, don't half ass your reply diss
---------- Post added at 03:32 AM ---------- Previous post was at 03:25 AM ----------
wow, those were some bad rhymes, even for a quick session
don't know whether to slap you for trying or give you some lessons
second grade rap, talking about family, yeah i got it jack
your as original as every other guy trying to talk smack
take some time with your rhymes, read through it and go slow
and please oh please, never again bite the rhyme of a hip hop pro
surely you don't think your talented enough to make it a reality
**** your words, we living above the law
step to this get left with a cracked wrist and a broken jaw
this isn't anything to play with, you'll learn in a minute whats the business
now hurry up and reply back, show me some real skills, don't half ass your reply diss
---------- Post added at 03:32 AM ---------- Previous post was at 03:25 AM ----------
wow, those were some bad rhymes, even for a quick session
don't know whether to slap you for trying or give you some lessons
second grade rap, talking about family, yeah i got it jack
your as original as every other guy trying to talk smack
take some time with your rhymes, read through it and go slow
and please oh please, never again bite the rhyme of a hip hop pro
Originally posted by Sexy
Bitchass,
You're subclass, you're like brass
And I'm gold.
This is the story untold. Behold.
I'm worth what you're worth tenfold. Are you ready to get bankrolled?
Alas, you can't breach my stronghold.
These are the walls of Troy, 3 fastballs and I'll get my killjoy.
Are you the batboy?
There's nothing you can destroy, I won't fall; unlike Stonewall.
It's best you pack up the convoy
Haul out like it's a racetrack, but don't pull a Lee Roy!
This battles done. It's over.
It wasn't really that fun at all. Next time I want a challenge that doesn't have to crawl.
I hope you find a four leaf clover.
You need the luck.
I don't like leaving little kids dumbstruck and making them go awol.
You're subclass, you're like brass
And I'm gold.
This is the story untold. Behold.
I'm worth what you're worth tenfold. Are you ready to get bankrolled?
Alas, you can't breach my stronghold.
These are the walls of Troy, 3 fastballs and I'll get my killjoy.
Are you the batboy?
There's nothing you can destroy, I won't fall; unlike Stonewall.
It's best you pack up the convoy
Haul out like it's a racetrack, but don't pull a Lee Roy!
This battles done. It's over.
It wasn't really that fun at all. Next time I want a challenge that doesn't have to crawl.
I hope you find a four leaf clover.
You need the luck.
I don't like leaving little kids dumbstruck and making them go awol.
Is this a joke? Or am I seeing things coz im high on dope?
A weak attempt at humor I hope
Believe it or not that was my first try, its just a thumb tack
the next time ill come at you screaming attack
like im a monster and ill devour
all these wannabe rhymers
your time up old-timer
im taking over with my sporadic
rhymes and making my hectic
rhymes be known to the world
and youll be stuck in the dirt.
10-27-2011, 11:03 AM
#187
The Clipse
Dame Los Nuggets Plz
Originally posted by HiiddenDespaiir
Is this a joke? Or am I seeing things coz im high on dope?
A weak attempt at humor I hope
Believe it or not that was my first try, its just a thumb tack
the next time ill come at you screaming attack
like im a monster and ill devour
all these wannabe rhymers
your time up old-timer
im taking over with my sporadic
rhymes and making my hectic
rhymes be known to the world
and youll be stuck in the dirt.
A weak attempt at humor I hope
Believe it or not that was my first try, its just a thumb tack
the next time ill come at you screaming attack
like im a monster and ill devour
all these wannabe rhymers
your time up old-timer
im taking over with my sporadic
rhymes and making my hectic
rhymes be known to the world
and youll be stuck in the dirt.
blame the drugs, blame the alcohol, blame whatever you want gee
im out of this world, so it makes sense you have to hallucinate to see me
your rhymes are half-assed, poorly pieced together
try and make some sense, i wish you luck on that endeavor
cuz with a vocabulary like yours, your probly gonna need it
ever heard of a thesaurus? trying using one, its nothing top secret
build your words and then come try to attack
because this shit was weaker than the first time you tried to rap
10-27-2011, 04:39 PM
#190
x420XP
Utter Perfectionist
Originally posted by H3NDO
See the reality is you all act hard as a rock,
but try to spit the shit that i spit your heart will stop,
see my rhymes coming at you heard as nails,
while you sitting, tallying your epic fails,
from being synical to lyrical miracle whatta journey,
so what bitch, sue me? **** you and your attorney,
so me am a rapper, top class earner,
your at the bottom, lower class learner,
see your lyrical skills are somewhat lacking,
which is why you must resort to hacking,
dont battle me if a win is what youd prefer,
you aint got the skills to breathe my air,
or the passion to sit in my chair,
to listen to me rap, you should have to pay a fare.
but try to spit the shit that i spit your heart will stop,
see my rhymes coming at you heard as nails,
while you sitting, tallying your epic fails,
from being synical to lyrical miracle whatta journey,
so what bitch, sue me? **** you and your attorney,
so me am a rapper, top class earner,
your at the bottom, lower class learner,
see your lyrical skills are somewhat lacking,
which is why you must resort to hacking,
dont battle me if a win is what youd prefer,
you aint got the skills to breathe my air,
or the passion to sit in my chair,
to listen to me rap, you should have to pay a fare.
1 line,
2 line,
3 line,
four,
that's 2 bars and I can think of, more,
thinking you're big,
you ain't nothing but a twig,
your cypher is wack,
stop acting like your black,
what's this about a chair?
you can't afford a chair
you suck, your a ****ing joke,
keep snortin' ya coke,
ima tie you with a rope,
whilst i start to grope, your wife,
and slash you with this, knife,
now, put the mic down and walk away,
you can still have a little bit of dignity.
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