Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-30-2011, 04:40 AM
#200
Doggy3
Bounty hunter
Originally posted by PIMP
Son you studder in your lines , talk clear ? Hiding something pussy?
Were you blowing a dude , while you were writing your verses?
Quit sucking you fag , your making me gag with how little swag you have
Your in the wrong game , you should be baking cupcakes you fruitcake
its a real shame , i could have used this time to do your whore of a mom
that bitch loves to squeal like a pig , when she is deep throating me
so take a hike , until you learn at least one good line
Were you blowing a dude , while you were writing your verses?
Quit sucking you fag , your making me gag with how little swag you have
Your in the wrong game , you should be baking cupcakes you fruitcake
its a real shame , i could have used this time to do your whore of a mom
that bitch loves to squeal like a pig , when she is deep throating me
so take a hike , until you learn at least one good line
yo yo yo,, everytime i look up and see, the wanna bee's,
who wish they were the greatest of MC's.
not me, im not wanna the MC's,
but i am one of the niggas that be the infamous one lookin all up and only see,
little white crackers that smoke trees,
thinkin their the shit werein Sean John jeans,
popin pills talkin shit like they harder than me,
P.C.P got them niggas thinkin their me,
man you better think before you speak,
cause next time you slip up i'll make ya teeth click'n freeze,
man my crew comin yo way, dog back up and be honest,
do you really keep yo strap in yo gril, is she amish?
well anyways in gona keep this real simple,
spit something back that makes ya feel real ****in resentful,
cause the next time you spit, im respondin with a lyrical thats useful...
10-30-2011, 04:50 AM
#201
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Doggy3
yo yo yo,, everytime i look up and see, the wanna bee's,
who wish they were the greatest of MC's.
not me, im not wanna the MC's,
but i am one of the niggas that be the infamous one lookin all up and only see,
little white crackers that smoke trees,
thinkin their the shit werein Sean John jeans,
popin pills talkin shit like they harder than me,
P.C.P got them niggas thinkin their me,
man you better think before you speak,
cause next time you slip up i'll make ya teeth click'n freeze,
man my crew comin yo way, dog back up and be honest,
do you really keep yo strap in yo gril, is she amish?
well anyways in gona keep this real simple,
spit something back that makes ya feel real ****in resentful,
cause the next time you spit, im respondin with a lyrical thats useful...
who wish they were the greatest of MC's.
not me, im not wanna the MC's,
but i am one of the niggas that be the infamous one lookin all up and only see,
little white crackers that smoke trees,
thinkin their the shit werein Sean John jeans,
popin pills talkin shit like they harder than me,
P.C.P got them niggas thinkin their me,
man you better think before you speak,
cause next time you slip up i'll make ya teeth click'n freeze,
man my crew comin yo way, dog back up and be honest,
do you really keep yo strap in yo gril, is she amish?
well anyways in gona keep this real simple,
spit something back that makes ya feel real ****in resentful,
cause the next time you spit, im respondin with a lyrical thats useful...
son your rhymes are boring , id rather have a colonoscopy then read another one of your verses
behave yourself son , the big daddy of rap is home
your the tragedy of rap , ill call you vanilla ice version 2
you think you have swag? Please you buy chains at gap kids
your just another another fag , who raps like if you have a dick up your ass
son you better pick quick , get murdered or run away
in this game its my way or the highway
its a shame that you got near me , i can see the headlines on the LA TIMES MC HOMO got iced
so fear me son , i muder your mind , your body , and your raps im the jiggsaw of this show
10-30-2011, 04:59 AM
#202
Doggy3
Bounty hunter
Originally posted by PIMP
son your rhymes are boring , id rather have a colonoscopy then read another one of your verses
behave yourself son , the big daddy of rap is home
your the tragedy of rap , ill call you vanilla ice version 2
you think you have swag? Please you buy chains at gap kids
your just another another fag , who raps like if you have a dick up your ass
son you better pick quick , get murdered or run away
in this game its my way or the highway
its a shame that you got near me , i can see the headlines on the LA TIMES MC HOMO got iced
so fear me son , i muder your mind , your body , and your raps im the jiggsaw of this show
behave yourself son , the big daddy of rap is home
your the tragedy of rap , ill call you vanilla ice version 2
you think you have swag? Please you buy chains at gap kids
your just another another fag , who raps like if you have a dick up your ass
son you better pick quick , get murdered or run away
in this game its my way or the highway
its a shame that you got near me , i can see the headlines on the LA TIMES MC HOMO got iced
so fear me son , i muder your mind , your body , and your raps im the jiggsaw of this show
u luvv tha cock, ur extremely fukin gay,
im risin in this rap business its soon 2 b my big pay day,
fuk u nigga who u think u are?
tryin 2 battle evry1 while ur wearin ur new bra,
u dont wana fuk with me coz u kno ima star,
ur jus tha lil bitch who evry1 wants 2 run ova with their car,
ur purely hated coz of ur lame rhymes,
2moro ill giv u a look at the face of my nines,
i dont giv a fuk about commitin crimes,
ud shit urself if a cop saw u chekin out other guys behinds,
u want me 2 bust sum, ill show u how its dun, fukin bum, ur mum has an ass as round as a plum, she swallows numerous loads of nigga cum, washes it down with a bottle of rum, shes an ugly fuk and shes dum,
it must run in the family, but it dusnt bother me, wen im raping ur sister named emily, ur a sick fukin hippy, u fuked a monkey, drank its pee, drilled a hole in a tree, went at it hard, strait in no vass coz ur a sick fukin retard, fukin tub of lard, i saw u pik up 20 guys in 2 hours on hollywood boulevard,
thats enuff 4 u ur not evn worth it,
im suprised i rote that much but i guess its coz i hate u thats it,
i can fuk u up netime i decide 2 spit,
u cant freestyle 4 shit,
and i think thas about it,
its like that!
10-30-2011, 05:08 AM
#203
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Doggy3
u luvv tha cock, ur extremely fukin gay,
im risin in this rap business its soon 2 b my big pay day,
fuk u nigga who u think u are?
tryin 2 battle evry1 while ur wearin ur new bra,
u dont wana fuk with me coz u kno ima star,
ur jus tha lil bitch who evry1 wants 2 run ova with their car,
ur purely hated coz of ur lame rhymes,
2moro ill giv u a look at the face of my nines,
i dont giv a fuk about commitin crimes,
ud shit urself if a cop saw u chekin out other guys behinds,
u want me 2 bust sum, ill show u how its dun, fukin bum, ur mum has an ass as round as a plum, she swallows numerous loads of nigga cum, washes it down with a bottle of rum, shes an ugly fuk and shes dum,
it must run in the family, but it dusnt bother me, wen im raping ur sister named emily, ur a sick fukin hippy, u fuked a monkey, drank its pee, drilled a hole in a tree, went at it hard, strait in no vass coz ur a sick fukin retard, fukin tub of lard, i saw u pik up 20 guys in 2 hours on hollywood boulevard,
thats enuff 4 u ur not evn worth it,
im suprised i rote that much but i guess its coz i hate u thats it,
i can fuk u up netime i decide 2 spit,
u cant freestyle 4 shit,
and i think thas about it,
its like that!
im risin in this rap business its soon 2 b my big pay day,
fuk u nigga who u think u are?
tryin 2 battle evry1 while ur wearin ur new bra,
u dont wana fuk with me coz u kno ima star,
ur jus tha lil bitch who evry1 wants 2 run ova with their car,
ur purely hated coz of ur lame rhymes,
2moro ill giv u a look at the face of my nines,
i dont giv a fuk about commitin crimes,
ud shit urself if a cop saw u chekin out other guys behinds,
u want me 2 bust sum, ill show u how its dun, fukin bum, ur mum has an ass as round as a plum, she swallows numerous loads of nigga cum, washes it down with a bottle of rum, shes an ugly fuk and shes dum,
it must run in the family, but it dusnt bother me, wen im raping ur sister named emily, ur a sick fukin hippy, u fuked a monkey, drank its pee, drilled a hole in a tree, went at it hard, strait in no vass coz ur a sick fukin retard, fukin tub of lard, i saw u pik up 20 guys in 2 hours on hollywood boulevard,
thats enuff 4 u ur not evn worth it,
im suprised i rote that much but i guess its coz i hate u thats it,
i can fuk u up netime i decide 2 spit,
u cant freestyle 4 shit,
and i think thas about it,
its like that!
son id get better raps against steve urkel
its a safe bet , that im going to stomp you like an elephant
with all that gibberish , you sound like an infant
you can't do shit to me , like if i had a force field
When im done with you , your going to need more than a first aid kit
you think you a gangster ? please son you don't know the difference between oregano and weed
so how about you get the stepping , your my bitch and so is your momma .
10-30-2011, 05:31 AM
#204
Doggy3
Bounty hunter
Originally posted by PIMP
son id get better raps against steve urkel
its a safe bet , that im going to stomp you like an elephant
with all that gibberish , you sound like an infant
you can't do shit to me , like if i had a force field
When im done with you , your going to need more than a first aid kit
you think you a gangster ? please son you don't know the difference between oregano and weed
so how about you get the stepping , your my bitch and so is your momma .
its a safe bet , that im going to stomp you like an elephant
with all that gibberish , you sound like an infant
you can't do shit to me , like if i had a force field
When im done with you , your going to need more than a first aid kit
you think you a gangster ? please son you don't know the difference between oregano and weed
so how about you get the stepping , your my bitch and so is your momma .
oregano and weed??
ur mum sucked my cok last nite she was a bit of ok,
u tryin 2 challenge ppl agen but last time u got ripped,
last time i tried battlin u, u ran like u were getin whipped,
i can see ur point, i think you are on crack,
only bcoz ur rhymes r fukin wack,
i c u chokin in ur rhymes like ur takin deep throat,
my lyrics will sink ur carrer, theyll put a hole in ur boat,
not like me ill stay afloat,
constantly stayin up on the top of the neverending rap battle two,
fuk u up like im hitler and ur a jew,
coz im compton city G thas muthafukin who,
and ur rhymin is soundin like ur the age of fukin two,
its like that!
---------- Post added at 01:31 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:15 AM ----------
Originally posted by PIMP
son id get better raps against steve urkel
its a safe bet , that im going to stomp you like an elephant
with all that gibberish , you sound like an infant
you can't do shit to me , like if i had a force field
When im done with you , your going to need more than a first aid kit
you think you a gangster ? please son you don't know the difference between oregano and weed
so how about you get the stepping , your my bitch and so is your momma .
its a safe bet , that im going to stomp you like an elephant
with all that gibberish , you sound like an infant
you can't do shit to me , like if i had a force field
When im done with you , your going to need more than a first aid kit
you think you a gangster ? please son you don't know the difference between oregano and weed
so how about you get the stepping , your my bitch and so is your momma .
damm wats wrong dude it was fun till u lasted, lol lets keep it going tomorrow, ima think of other shit lol, nice ones btw
10-30-2011, 12:49 PM
#205
.Sw1FT.-_-
Banned
10-30-2011, 06:22 PM
#207
.Sw1FT.-_-
Banned
Originally posted by INoobHero
I broke up with my x-girl heres the numbah. Ooops
Sike thats the wrong number OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sike thats the wrong number OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nigga you a convicted scamma
Watch out or you'll get the hamma
You betta be scared
Cuz your time is fared
I be repelling you
Like postive to postive
Nigga you dispositive
And don't come back and rap
Until you got yo pap
Cuz he better be there
Or ill kill u like a black bear
10-30-2011, 06:28 PM
#208
INoobHero
Gym leader
Originally posted by Infinite
Nigga you a convicted scamma
Watch out or you'll get the hamma
You betta be scared
Cuz your time is fared
I be repelling you
Like postive to postive
Nigga you dispositive
And don't come back and rap
Until you got yo pap
Cuz he better be there
Or ill kill u like a black bear
Watch out or you'll get the hamma
You betta be scared
Cuz your time is fared
I be repelling you
Like postive to postive
Nigga you dispositive
And don't come back and rap
Until you got yo pap
Cuz he better be there
Or ill kill u like a black bear
Nice one nigga
But you aint black
Stop saying nigga like if i give a shiiga
HI DOE BIGA
FOE PUN DIGA
FU CHIGA
BITCH ASS NIGGA!
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