Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-18-2011, 03:06 AM
#164
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Conium
They call me Vanilla Ice cause I'm cold as ice.
I don't play fair, and I never play nice.
Don't need to beg for grains a rice,
I'm rich and powerful, call me the vice.
You don't wanna see behind this pretty little mask,
I'll break all your bones and put you in a full body cast.
And when it's all said and done, I'll be drinking from the flask.
I don't play fair, and I never play nice.
Don't need to beg for grains a rice,
I'm rich and powerful, call me the vice.
You don't wanna see behind this pretty little mask,
I'll break all your bones and put you in a full body cast.
And when it's all said and done, I'll be drinking from the flask.
Son i got the type of money that banks can't hold
i know it hurts , its the cold truth
i keep it old school , idolized pac and biggie since youth
You weep and envy all over my success
ill call my crew , they will get you in a headlock a straight tapout
**** the ropes , nothing but walls
bitches beg just to suck my dick
you must be mentally sick if you think you can freestyle against me.
---------- Post added at 11:06 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:01 PM ----------
Originally posted by bonbonbon
always around all areas are
big booty bouncy booby bitches
cake carrying carpet cleaners
dealing dope demonically
effect equalizer evolves
fatal frequency falling
gear grabbing goals
heart having hopscotchers
indecent ideal important
jail jumping jackets
killing kinky kellogs
lifting light lemons
more mastered metaphors
never nullified nike
ordeal over opium
physical proximity panic
quick quiver quietly
real rail remember
seven seagulls shitting
tick tock torpedo
under utmost understatement
very vindicated villain
water walking wetsuit
xylophone xavier Xerox
yourself yelling yams
zephyr zion zap
big booty bouncy booby bitches
cake carrying carpet cleaners
dealing dope demonically
effect equalizer evolves
fatal frequency falling
gear grabbing goals
heart having hopscotchers
indecent ideal important
jail jumping jackets
killing kinky kellogs
lifting light lemons
more mastered metaphors
never nullified nike
ordeal over opium
physical proximity panic
quick quiver quietly
real rail remember
seven seagulls shitting
tick tock torpedo
under utmost understatement
very vindicated villain
water walking wetsuit
xylophone xavier Xerox
yourself yelling yams
zephyr zion zap
I stay high , keep it fly , Don't even need a G6.
you won't get me near , your under my level .
Bitches get wet just listening to my shit
they like the mix of classic hits
but hey don't worry fanboy ill be ****ing your mom after sunday service
porking that bitch like its thanksgiving
i thank the lord for all my blessing
don't worry son , when im done with you ill tell them to do pull the cord.
10-18-2011, 03:09 AM
#165
El Violador
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by PIMP
Son i got the type of money that banks can't hold
i know it hurts , its the cold truth
i keep it old school , idolized pac and biggie since youth
You weep and envy all over my success
ill call my crew , they will get you in a headlock a straight tapout
**** the ropes , nothing but walls
bitches beg just to suck my dick
you must be mentally sick if you think you can freestyle against me.
i know it hurts , its the cold truth
i keep it old school , idolized pac and biggie since youth
You weep and envy all over my success
ill call my crew , they will get you in a headlock a straight tapout
**** the ropes , nothing but walls
bitches beg just to suck my dick
you must be mentally sick if you think you can freestyle against me.
Go ahead, call your crew.
Cause that makes the on coward here you.
Bitches on their knees all day just for me,
while your pussy ass is just drinkin' tea.
They call me the king of rap,
i rap it up just like a deli wrap.
10-18-2011, 03:18 AM
#166
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Conium
Go ahead, call your crew.
Cause that makes the on coward here you.
Bitches on their knees all day just for me,
while your pussy ass is just drinkin' tea.
They call me the king of rap,
i rap it up just like a deli wrap.
Cause that makes the on coward here you.
Bitches on their knees all day just for me,
while your pussy ass is just drinkin' tea.
They call me the king of rap,
i rap it up just like a deli wrap.
son i ain't a coward , im a 5 star commander
you think i am scared? Ill make you faint like a heat stroke
my pistols go bam bam , making anything in sight hit the ground
im the king **** the law
the 5-0 can go suck on my hairy nuts
you dumb **** you think you can rap?
please ill beat you until your face turns pink
10-18-2011, 03:29 AM
#167
El Violador
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by PIMP
son i ain't a coward , im a 5 star commander
you think i am scared? Ill make you faint like a heat stroke
my pistols go bam bam , making anything in sight hit the ground
im the king **** the law
the 5-0 can go suck on my hairy nuts
you dumb **** you think you can rap?
please ill beat you until your face turns pink
you think i am scared? Ill make you faint like a heat stroke
my pistols go bam bam , making anything in sight hit the ground
im the king **** the law
the 5-0 can go suck on my hairy nuts
you dumb **** you think you can rap?
please ill beat you until your face turns pink
Bam-bam get back to the Flintstones,
A child is what you are, get back to those kid shows.
**** 5-star commander come fight to my face,
but with this steady flow of lines you can't keep up to my pace.
I'm walking tall call me The Rock,
get you're nerdy ass out, Star Trek Spock.
Better wait for your time, watch that clock,
cause when it comes, it'll be an instant knock-
out for these hoes, beat 'em in bed,
goin' in hard, bitches love my head.
Bitch don't come to close, I'll beat you dead.
10-18-2011, 03:33 AM
#168
bonbonbon
dead babies in a tree
i been high since birth they called me a balla
no blood in my veins just coke and marijuana
the party don't end until the party people upset
beatin hoes off my toes and taken off into the sunset
see me takin swings at these pussy lyrical midgets
talkin bout my mom dude thats someone else's misses
but thats okay i know your gay and i got ur sisters digits
don't need to worry though she's not promiscuous just pushy
she pours soap on her tush and cleans my dick in her pussy
---------- Post added at 11:33 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:31 PM ----------
you eat dick
no blood in my veins just coke and marijuana
the party don't end until the party people upset
beatin hoes off my toes and taken off into the sunset
see me takin swings at these pussy lyrical midgets
talkin bout my mom dude thats someone else's misses
but thats okay i know your gay and i got ur sisters digits
don't need to worry though she's not promiscuous just pushy
she pours soap on her tush and cleans my dick in her pussy
---------- Post added at 11:33 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:31 PM ----------
Originally posted by PIMP
Son i got the type of money that banks can't hold
i know it hurts , its the cold truth
i keep it old school , idolized pac and biggie since youth
You weep and envy all over my success
ill call my crew , they will get you in a headlock a straight tapout
**** the ropes , nothing but walls
bitches beg just to suck my dick
you must be mentally sick if you think you can freestyle against me.
---------- Post added at 11:06 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:01 PM ----------
I stay high , keep it fly , Don't even need a G6.
you won't get me near , your under my level .
Bitches get wet just listening to my shit
they like the mix of classic hits
but hey don't worry fanboy ill be ****ing your mom after sunday service
porking that bitch like its thanksgiving
i thank the lord for all my blessing
don't worry son , when im done with you ill tell them to do pull the cord.
i know it hurts , its the cold truth
i keep it old school , idolized pac and biggie since youth
You weep and envy all over my success
ill call my crew , they will get you in a headlock a straight tapout
**** the ropes , nothing but walls
bitches beg just to suck my dick
you must be mentally sick if you think you can freestyle against me.
---------- Post added at 11:06 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:01 PM ----------
I stay high , keep it fly , Don't even need a G6.
you won't get me near , your under my level .
Bitches get wet just listening to my shit
they like the mix of classic hits
but hey don't worry fanboy ill be ****ing your mom after sunday service
porking that bitch like its thanksgiving
i thank the lord for all my blessing
don't worry son , when im done with you ill tell them to do pull the cord.
you eat dick
10-18-2011, 03:49 AM
#169
Done #3
Hurah!
Originally posted by bonbonbon
i been high since birth they called me a balla
no blood in my veins just coke and marijuana
the party don't end until the party people upset
beatin hoes off my toes and taken off into the sunset
see me takin swings at these pussy lyrical midgets
talkin bout my mom dude thats someone else's misses
but thats okay i know your gay and i got ur sisters digits
don't need to worry though she's not promiscuous just pushy
she pours soap on her tush and cleans my dick in her pussy
---------- Post added at 11:33 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:31 PM ----------
you eat dick
no blood in my veins just coke and marijuana
the party don't end until the party people upset
beatin hoes off my toes and taken off into the sunset
see me takin swings at these pussy lyrical midgets
talkin bout my mom dude thats someone else's misses
but thats okay i know your gay and i got ur sisters digits
don't need to worry though she's not promiscuous just pushy
she pours soap on her tush and cleans my dick in her pussy
---------- Post added at 11:33 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:31 PM ----------
you eat dick
You eat my dick,
The gat go click click
What you gonna do now?
All you hear is POW POW
Run away like a little bitch,
Find you hidin in the ditch, fappin
10-18-2011, 03:53 AM
#170
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Conium
Bam-bam get back to the Flintstones,
A child is what you are, get back to those kid shows.
**** 5-star commander come fight to my face,
but with this steady flow of lines you can't keep up to my pace.
I'm walking tall call me The Rock,
get you're nerdy ass out, Star Trek Spock.
Better wait for your time, watch that clock,
cause when it comes, it'll be an instant knock-
out for these hoes, beat 'em in bed,
goin' in hard, bitches love my head.
Bitch don't come to close, I'll beat you dead.
A child is what you are, get back to those kid shows.
**** 5-star commander come fight to my face,
but with this steady flow of lines you can't keep up to my pace.
I'm walking tall call me The Rock,
get you're nerdy ass out, Star Trek Spock.
Better wait for your time, watch that clock,
cause when it comes, it'll be an instant knock-
out for these hoes, beat 'em in bed,
goin' in hard, bitches love my head.
Bitch don't come to close, I'll beat you dead.
son i am cannibal , i eat you ****ers for breakfast.
im the cause of your defeat
so take a pause son , go home and think of some good shit
cause your not even in the radar of the hood , Fake like counterfeit bills
so for the sake of your health , start running . Run like forest gump
its a shame that i have to take your life , i don't have a conscience im criminal minded
your game is wack like the hornets , go back to the drawing board
i go hard , im like an old car no brakes
me , im cold as ice , so i never think twice
ill cut you up into grains of rice
---------- Post added at 11:53 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:50 PM ----------
Originally posted by bonbonbon
i been high since birth they called me a balla
no blood in my veins just coke and marijuana
the party don't end until the party people upset
beatin hoes off my toes and taken off into the sunset
see me takin swings at these pussy lyrical midgets
talkin bout my mom dude thats someone else's misses
but thats okay i know your gay and i got ur sisters digits
don't need to worry though she's not promiscuous just pushy
she pours soap on her tush and cleans my dick in her pussy
---------- Post added at 11:33 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:31 PM ----------
you eat dick
no blood in my veins just coke and marijuana
the party don't end until the party people upset
beatin hoes off my toes and taken off into the sunset
see me takin swings at these pussy lyrical midgets
talkin bout my mom dude thats someone else's misses
but thats okay i know your gay and i got ur sisters digits
don't need to worry though she's not promiscuous just pushy
she pours soap on her tush and cleans my dick in her pussy
---------- Post added at 11:33 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:31 PM ----------
you eat dick
no u :carling:
10-18-2011, 03:55 AM
#171
El Violador
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by PIMP
son i am cannibal , i eat you ****ers for breakfast.
im the cause of your defeat
so take a pause son , go home and think of some good shit
cause your not even in the radar of the hood , Fake like counterfeit bills
so for the sake of your health , start running . Run like forest gump
its a shame that i have to take your life , i don't have a conscience im criminal minded
your game is wack like the hornets , go back to the drawing board
i go hard , im like an old car no brakes
me , im cold as ice , so i never think twice
ill cut you up into grains of rice
---------- Post added at 11:53 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:50 PM ----------
no u :carling:
im the cause of your defeat
so take a pause son , go home and think of some good shit
cause your not even in the radar of the hood , Fake like counterfeit bills
so for the sake of your health , start running . Run like forest gump
its a shame that i have to take your life , i don't have a conscience im criminal minded
your game is wack like the hornets , go back to the drawing board
i go hard , im like an old car no brakes
me , im cold as ice , so i never think twice
ill cut you up into grains of rice
---------- Post added at 11:53 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:50 PM ----------
no u :carling:
You can't rhyme,
you wastin' my time.
/end_rap_battle
10-18-2011, 03:57 AM
#172
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Conium
You can't rhyme,
you wastin' my time.
/end_rap_battle
you wastin' my time.
/end_rap_battle
son you can't even compete
i knew you would retreat like the persians
its nothing a new , another punk mother****er falls in my lyrical casket
your shit has sunk , down to to the seafloor
your nothing but a dumb clown .
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