Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-18-2011, 03:59 AM
#173
El Violador
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by PIMP
son you can't even compete
i knew you would retreat like the persians
its nothing a new , another punk mother****er falls in my lyrical casket
your shit has sunk , down to to the seafloor
your nothing but a dumb clown .
i knew you would retreat like the persians
its nothing a new , another punk mother****er falls in my lyrical casket
your shit has sunk , down to to the seafloor
your nothing but a dumb clown .
I had no retreat,
there's nothin' here but your solitary defeat.
You need to shift you rap into a higher gear,
so you can get skill enough to rap here.
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10-18-2011, 04:03 AM
#174
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Conium
I had no retreat,
there's nothin' here but your solitary defeat.
You need to shift you rap into a higher gear,
so you can get skill enough to rap here.
there's nothin' here but your solitary defeat.
You need to shift you rap into a higher gear,
so you can get skill enough to rap here.
Son your in the wrong , you belong with Justin bieber
never seen a bong in your life
me , i am different i commit a sin on a daily basis
you dumb bum you can't even pay your rent
you'd blow a dude for seven bucks
10-18-2011, 04:11 AM
#175
El Violador
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by PIMP
Son your in the wrong , you belong with Justin bieber
never seen a bong in your life
me , i am different i commit a sin on a daily basis
you dumb bum you can't even pay your rent
you'd blow a dude for seven bucks
never seen a bong in your life
me , i am different i commit a sin on a daily basis
you dumb bum you can't even pay your rent
you'd blow a dude for seven bucks
I'm sorry, but what kind of rap is that?
You should just get out of here, to Fap or Trap.
But that'd probably make you happy, cause you fap to traps.
You can only **** a prostitute, now you got the claps.
10-18-2011, 09:37 AM
#176
H3NDO
Grunt
you need to realise its me you critically dissin,
se talent, the thing thats most critical is missin,
so its critical you listen,
or ill have your career in critcal condition
how do you expect to rap like your black,
when all that comes out your mouth is wack,
see i posess the important skills you lack,
you took the wrong turn, im on the right track
see rapping aint easy, gotta have the nack,
if you did this for a profession, youd deffo get the sack,
see you can call me H3NDO, im your master, your lord,
but dont try and beat me, i easily get bored,
you aint got the skills to sign my petition,
never mind be classed as a form of competition,
and i dont give a crap about written rap or repeating lines,
cause when the crowd goes home, they're repeating mine,
im like the sun of rappers, watch me shine,
i get worshipped, on their knees at my shrine.
se talent, the thing thats most critical is missin,
so its critical you listen,
or ill have your career in critcal condition
how do you expect to rap like your black,
when all that comes out your mouth is wack,
see i posess the important skills you lack,
you took the wrong turn, im on the right track
see rapping aint easy, gotta have the nack,
if you did this for a profession, youd deffo get the sack,
see you can call me H3NDO, im your master, your lord,
but dont try and beat me, i easily get bored,
you aint got the skills to sign my petition,
never mind be classed as a form of competition,
and i dont give a crap about written rap or repeating lines,
cause when the crowd goes home, they're repeating mine,
im like the sun of rappers, watch me shine,
i get worshipped, on their knees at my shrine.
10-19-2011, 10:50 AM
#177
rockym56
[move]M.O.B.[/move]
Originally posted by Legaljuana
this game's like a kitchen and I'm like the stay-at-home spouse that maintains it spotless
Its time to smash on his bitch ass....
Legaljuana,
As of now, youz a gonna..
Youz a stay at home spouse??
I'll make u my bitch, and make u feel rich....
And if u dont act right, u will end up in a ditch.....
So put ur lipstick on,
cause I'm coming for a fukin.....
So bend that ass over, its time for my takeover.....
I will misuse u and abuse u, like a dirty little tramp.....
And bitch u better not forget.....
When I am done with that ass spanking....
Remember to swallow and not fukin spit,
So u can keep the kitchen spotless and legit.....
So heres to legaljuana,
the stay at home mom..
Which one of yall young azz ngu niggaz,
Will take this bitch to prom??
10-20-2011, 02:48 AM
#178
bonbonbon
dead babies in a tree
Originally posted by Done
You eat my dick,
The gat go click click
What you gonna do now?
All you hear is POW POW
Run away like a little bitch,
Find you hidin in the ditch, fappin
The gat go click click
What you gonna do now?
All you hear is POW POW
Run away like a little bitch,
Find you hidin in the ditch, fappin
Cock sucking foul smelling asshole covered slowpoke
I'll fooking tear your face in half and make you feel my scrotum
There's two things you can do for me to keep things from going south
Lick my nuts then clean my shaft inside your ugly mouth
You dumb ass fooking useless stupid hicks shit
The only thing I'm feeding you is fragments of my dicks spit
Run from you? Are you confused?
I'll make you lick my pimp stick
10-23-2011, 06:50 AM
#179
H3NDO
Grunt
to the beat now 1,2,3 to the foor,
you hear me spit once, i guarantee youll want more,
filling out stadiums and sandy white shores,
have all you bitches screaming like you want an encore,
now the challenge comes firts, your just a man whore,
so listen to my words like the the ****ing law,
and dont quote me, your writing is a bore,
i do this as a hobby, but battling you guys is a chore,
your raps are downhill, are you on a ski fool?
i wrote raps like yours when i was in pre school,
see try and say my shit fast, natural tounge twister,
so ima go now, but say hey to your sister
you hear me spit once, i guarantee youll want more,
filling out stadiums and sandy white shores,
have all you bitches screaming like you want an encore,
now the challenge comes firts, your just a man whore,
so listen to my words like the the ****ing law,
and dont quote me, your writing is a bore,
i do this as a hobby, but battling you guys is a chore,
your raps are downhill, are you on a ski fool?
i wrote raps like yours when i was in pre school,
see try and say my shit fast, natural tounge twister,
so ima go now, but say hey to your sister
10-25-2011, 10:13 AM
#180
HiiddenDespaiir
The Beast of NGU
Dissing my sister,
bitch ill give you a blister
you call that a rap?
its as bad as your vag**a flap
now get off your ass
and quit the gas
and the bullshit
coz when i hit i hit it
and leave you in the dust
(begin copying em)
now get off my dick
dick? dicks too short of a word for my dick
get off my antidisestablishmentarism you prick
bitch ill give you a blister
you call that a rap?
its as bad as your vag**a flap
now get off your ass
and quit the gas
and the bullshit
coz when i hit i hit it
and leave you in the dust
(begin copying em)
now get off my dick
dick? dicks too short of a word for my dick
get off my antidisestablishmentarism you prick
10-25-2011, 10:32 AM
#181
The Clipse
Dame Los Nuggets Plz
Originally posted by H3NDO
to the beat now 1,2,3 to the foor,
you hear me spit once, i guarantee youll want more,
filling out stadiums and sandy white shores,
have all you bitches screaming like you want an encore,
now the challenge comes firts, your just a man whore,
so listen to my words like the the ****ing law,
and dont quote me, your writing is a bore,
i do this as a hobby, but battling you guys is a chore,
your raps are downhill, are you on a ski fool?
i wrote raps like yours when i was in pre school,
see try and say my shit fast, natural tounge twister,
so ima go now, but say hey to your sister
you hear me spit once, i guarantee youll want more,
filling out stadiums and sandy white shores,
have all you bitches screaming like you want an encore,
now the challenge comes firts, your just a man whore,
so listen to my words like the the ****ing law,
and dont quote me, your writing is a bore,
i do this as a hobby, but battling you guys is a chore,
your raps are downhill, are you on a ski fool?
i wrote raps like yours when i was in pre school,
see try and say my shit fast, natural tounge twister,
so ima go now, but say hey to your sister
your rhymes were nothing more than a beginning lyricists fantasy
surely you don't think your talented enough to make it a reality
**** your words, we living above the law
step to this get left with a cracked wrist and a broken jaw
this isn't anything to play with, you'll learn in a minute whats the business
now hurry up and reply back, show me some real skills, don't half ass your reply diss
---------- Post added at 03:32 AM ---------- Previous post was at 03:25 AM ----------
Originally posted by HiiddenDespaiir
Dissing my sister,
bitch ill give you a blister
you call that a rap?
its as bad as your vag**a flap
now get off your ass
and quit the gas
and the bullshit
coz when i hit i hit it
and leave you in the dust
(begin copying em)
now get off my dick
dick? dicks too short of a word for my dick
get off my antidisestablishmentarism you prick
bitch ill give you a blister
you call that a rap?
its as bad as your vag**a flap
now get off your ass
and quit the gas
and the bullshit
coz when i hit i hit it
and leave you in the dust
(begin copying em)
now get off my dick
dick? dicks too short of a word for my dick
get off my antidisestablishmentarism you prick
wow, those were some bad rhymes, even for a quick session
don't know whether to slap you for trying or give you some lessons
second grade rap, talking about family, yeah i got it jack
your as original as every other guy trying to talk smack
take some time with your rhymes, read through it and go slow
and please oh please, never again bite the rhyme of a hip hop pro
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