Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
10-13-2011, 06:34 AM #1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
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C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D

Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.

Okay i'll start!

None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.

=D
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11-07-2011, 05:53 PM #218
Man, you NGU kids should stick to playing video games,
Because we all know that is the only way someone will get to know any of your names.
This is a site where everyone brags about smoking weed,
I mean the site has like 600k members, but really how many more 12 year olds do we need?
The site use to be full of cool COD4 glitches,
But now it is only full of a bunch of bitches.
A new call of duty means more members; prolly 100k,
Most of those won't even be on the site for a day.
Outie makes a promise every new year,
But hell, that's probably after his 10th beer.
Now imma take a break and quit rappin,
And tonight it will be iDelete's girll that I'm tappin'!

Just a quick little rhyme/rap I made Smile
11-08-2011, 11:44 AM #219
Originally posted by Reputation View Post
Man, you NGU kids should stick to playing video games,
Because we all know that is the only way someone will get to know any of your names.
This is a site where everyone brags about smoking weed,
I mean the site has like 600k members, but really how many more 12 year olds do we need?
The site use to be full of cool COD4 glitches,
But now it is only full of a bunch of bitches.
A new call of duty means more members; prolly 100k,
Most of those won't even be on the site for a day.
Outie makes a promise every new year,
But hell, that's probably after his 10th beer.
Now imma take a break and quit rappin,
And tonight it will be iDelete's girll that I'm tappin'!

Just a quick little rhyme/rap I made Smile

the cod4 glitchin's what you beatin bout c*nt
neck a d*ck you little hipster youve been signed up for 8 months
who you think ya foolin reputation, what the **** kinda name is that,
keep tonguing my balls you little b*tch, dont make me whip out my gat.
suts makes beats that you can roll up and cruise to,
if rap was a sport I'd be the guy you always lose to,
you drop beats that everbody hits the snooze through,
no wonder why 'loser' is how everybody views you.
11-08-2011, 01:59 PM #220
duderly
Failed GFXer Winky Winky
Originally posted by suts15 View Post
the cod4 glitchin's what you beatin bout c*nt
neck a d*ck you little hipster youve been signed up for 8 months
who you think ya foolin reputation, what the **** kinda name is that,
keep tonguing my balls you little b*tch, dont make me whip out my gat.
suts makes beats that you can roll up and cruise to,
if rap was a sport I'd be the guy you always lose to,
you drop beats that everbody hits the snooze through,
no wonder why 'loser' is how everybody views you.


You call him out but you aint much better with a name like suts your just as shit as the weather,
you already edited your post cause you know I got game now just go back to your mums house with your shit little name.
11-09-2011, 12:50 AM #221
Most Dope
Gym leader
Originally posted by duderly View Post
You call him out but you aint much better with a name like suts your just as shit as the weather,
you already edited your post cause you know I got game now just go back to your mums house with your shit little name.
In this rap battle your the last one to be dizzing, special with your bitch ass mom thats got me jizzing. You failed at gfx, thats okay if your like your mom, your great at sex. So if I were you i'd shut up or just like your mom you gonna get knocked up, or should I say ****ed up? However you say it its still gonna happen, cause truth is you suck at rapping. Well later I have to go your momma is making my dick snow with just a simple blow cause she my number one hoe.
11-09-2011, 01:19 AM #222
duderly
Failed GFXer Winky Winky
Originally posted by Most
In this rap battle your the last one to be dizzing, special with your bitch ass mom thats got me jizzing. You failed at gfx, thats okay if your like your mom, your great at sex. So if I were you i'd shut up or just like your mom you gonna get knocked up, or should I say ****ed up? However you say it its still gonna happen, cause truth is you suck at rapping. Well later I have to go your momma is making my dick snow with just a simple blow cause she my number one hoe.


You say I suck and you think your sick? with a name like Dope you must suck dick. Too many mom jokes thinking your bad, to stop the streak just say "I ****ed your dad"
I failed at gfx, that much is true but never will it be as disgraceful as you. So take your shit rhymes and just hit the road, peace out now, your mums gettin' my load.

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11-09-2011, 01:24 AM #223
Mudkipzzzz
i liek mudkipz
Originally posted by duderly View Post
You say I suck and you think your sick? with a name like Dope you must suck dick. Too many mom jokes thinking your bad, to stop the streak just say "I ****ed your dad"
I failed at gfx, that much is true but never will it be as disgraceful as you. So take your shit rhymes and just hit the road, peace out now, your mums gettin' my load.


i liek mudkipz :mudkip:

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11-09-2011, 01:26 AM #224
duderly
Failed GFXer Winky Winky
Originally posted by Mudkipzzzz View Post
i liek mudkipz :mudkip:


Mudkipz are good but I prefer Squirtle.
He just blows his water like badass turtle.

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11-09-2011, 01:31 AM #225
Mudkipzzzz
i liek mudkipz
Originally posted by duderly View Post
Mudkipz are good but I prefer Squirtle.
He just blows his water like badass turtle.


CRACKA CRACKA CRACKA CRACKA IM 100% CRACKA
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11-09-2011, 01:56 AM #226
Most Dope
Gym leader
Originally posted by duderly View Post
You say I suck and you think your sick? with a name like Dope you must suck dick. Too many mom jokes thinking your bad, to stop the streak just say "I ****ed your dad"
I failed at gfx, that much is true but never will it be as disgraceful as you. So take your shit rhymes and just hit the road, peace out now, your mums gettin' my load.
Your shits whack, and that's a fact. Your a fat little little f*ck, kinda like that one dude from UP. Walking in the hallways trying to get a "whats up" Don't worry ill tell you whats up. When you speak, nobody really gives a ****. If thats not enough, then your luck is just tough, you walk around thinking your buff. Truth is you make people cough. The only friends you have are ****ing your mom, why do you think every time they come over they say stay here and wait till im done. That means they going up stairs and having some fun. And about your dad he a pussy, when your mom gets penetrated he stands there alone hearing her moan, begging me to leave her alone.

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