Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-31-2011, 03:47 PM
#209
Null ReacT
Most Dope!
11-01-2011, 06:34 PM
#210
H3NDO
Grunt
Originally posted by xZeRoXP
1 line,
2 line,
3 line,
four,
that's 2 bars and I can think of, more,
thinking you're big,
you ain't nothing but a twig,
your cypher is wack,
stop acting like your black,
what's this about a chair?
you can't afford a chair
you suck, your a ****ing joke,
keep snortin' ya coke,
ima tie you with a rope,
whilst i start to grope, your wife,
and slash you with this, knife,
now, put the mic down and walk away,
you can still have a little bit of dignity.
2 line,
3 line,
four,
that's 2 bars and I can think of, more,
thinking you're big,
you ain't nothing but a twig,
your cypher is wack,
stop acting like your black,
what's this about a chair?
you can't afford a chair
you suck, your a ****ing joke,
keep snortin' ya coke,
ima tie you with a rope,
whilst i start to grope, your wife,
and slash you with this, knife,
now, put the mic down and walk away,
you can still have a little bit of dignity.
well ill thankyou for being my first quote,
even if your rap was dope,
and i cant afford a chair, you went to a free school,
but the shit you write could come out of a pre school,
i start to spit your mind goes blank,
tryna keep up like a fat racing yank,
youve stepped on my land, your boat just sank,
put a hole in your ass like an army tank,
embarass your ass make you walk the plank,
you say im poor man im a 1 way bank,
that aint out thats coming in collecting,
money while my rhymes infecting,
squeeze you up in a ball like your a ventriliquist,
now ask yourself whos the better lyracist.
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11-02-2011, 01:17 AM
#211
Baron Praxiz
Claymore
Yo, uh huh, it's ya boy Praxiz, okay
Yo the boy has got you talkin' cripple
My advice to You is to start rappin'
Stick to walkin' cripple
Young cat freestyle so hot
I been up on the blocks
Never sellin' rocks
But I still got what I got
Squad up like, Little Weezy
Get beezy
Off the flow, so you could say I'm off the heezy
Anybody want it, they could get it
Never rap with a stutter
I'm so nice that I could've been Marvelous' brother
Get me right, on the platter
Rhymes fatter
He ain't castoff
Average cat knockin' 'em off
Never with the gats
I run up on the strap
They like "Matt you need to stop talkin' junk"
But I gotta run up on a cat with the pump
Yea man
Yo the boy has got you talkin' cripple
My advice to You is to start rappin'
Stick to walkin' cripple
Young cat freestyle so hot
I been up on the blocks
Never sellin' rocks
But I still got what I got
Squad up like, Little Weezy
Get beezy
Off the flow, so you could say I'm off the heezy
Anybody want it, they could get it
Never rap with a stutter
I'm so nice that I could've been Marvelous' brother
Get me right, on the platter
Rhymes fatter
He ain't castoff
Average cat knockin' 'em off
Never with the gats
I run up on the strap
They like "Matt you need to stop talkin' junk"
But I gotta run up on a cat with the pump
Yea man
11-02-2011, 01:22 AM
#212
Trout
Banned
Originally posted by Baron
Yo, uh huh, it's ya boy Praxiz, okay
Yo the boy has got you talkin' cripple
My advice to You is to start rappin'
Stick to walkin' cripple
Young cat freestyle so hot
I been up on the blocks
Never sellin' rocks
But I still got what I got
Squad up like, Little Weezy
Get beezy
Off the flow, so you could say I'm off the heezy
Anybody want it, they could get it
Never rap with a stutter
I'm so nice that I could've been Marvelous' brother
Get me right, on the platter
Rhymes fatter
He ain't castoff
Average cat knockin' 'em off
Never with the gats
I run up on the strap
They like "Matt you need to stop talkin' junk"
But I gotta run up on a cat with the pump
Yea man
Yo the boy has got you talkin' cripple
My advice to You is to start rappin'
Stick to walkin' cripple
Young cat freestyle so hot
I been up on the blocks
Never sellin' rocks
But I still got what I got
Squad up like, Little Weezy
Get beezy
Off the flow, so you could say I'm off the heezy
Anybody want it, they could get it
Never rap with a stutter
I'm so nice that I could've been Marvelous' brother
Get me right, on the platter
Rhymes fatter
He ain't castoff
Average cat knockin' 'em off
Never with the gats
I run up on the strap
They like "Matt you need to stop talkin' junk"
But I gotta run up on a cat with the pump
Yea man
Yea, I got one question man, "tell me who's next?"
This nigga soft nothin' nigga who done gettin' the best
See I'm the best mayne, I deeeeeeeeeeeeed it
(I move away from the mic so I can breathe..)
Yo, uh, yea, yea, yea
See I'mma let you know who the best, by the hour
Just like Rosie O'
onnell, at a bisexual bridal showerIt ain't nothin' to me man
I keep it for real
Look at this little man
With, dent on the grill
See, I'm the best, I told you that
This dude like that, he runnin' from the cat
Naw, I messed up, but I'm gonna stay on top
They told me man, but you know, I'm never gon' flop
Look at this dude, he need to stay in the shade
Ain't no wonder why he came out, he already in the gay parade
I told you man, I got you
Roasted like ever
You don't know, but my rhymes
They straight up clever
So you step down, off the pedestal
I'm the best mayne, you need to go to the ****in' detour
11-02-2011, 02:11 AM
#213
El Violador
< ^ > < ^ >
11-02-2011, 07:36 PM
#214
H3NDO
Grunt
Originally posted by HiiddenDespaiir
Dissing my sister,
bitch ill give you a blister
you call that a rap?
its as bad as your vag**a flap
now get off your ass
and quit the gas
and the bullshit
coz when i hit i hit it
and leave you in the dust
(begin copying em)
now get off my dick
dick? dicks too short of a word for my dick
get off my antidisestablishmentarism you prick
bitch ill give you a blister
you call that a rap?
its as bad as your vag**a flap
now get off your ass
and quit the gas
and the bullshit
coz when i hit i hit it
and leave you in the dust
(begin copying em)
now get off my dick
dick? dicks too short of a word for my dick
get off my antidisestablishmentarism you prick
you'll give me a blister?
ill confuse you with a lyrical twister,
and then while you work it out,
me and your mum will give you another sister,
now you can have a go, cause now i dissed her,
your moms been gone for an hour nobody missed her,
had your mum suck my dick, then your dad kissed her,
you think you can spit, comes out sounding like shit,
but its time for my rap now, i spit THE shit,
so dont come out on your high horse,
if your willing to learn ill give you a course,
see first you listen then you learn,
once i learned, thats when i earned,
you aint done shit, should feel concerned,
you at the bottom am at the top,
try to spit the shit that i spit your heart will stop,
am out now, try being a hater,
but i aint wasting my time on a low life time waster.
11-05-2011, 05:25 PM
#216
Original
League Champion
Originally posted by H3NDO
you'll give me a blister?
ill confuse you with a lyrical twister,
and then while you work it out,
me and your mum will give you another sister,
now you can have a go, cause now i dissed her,
your moms been gone for an hour nobody missed her,
had your mum suck my dick, then your dad kissed her,
you think you can spit, comes out sounding like shit,
but its time for my rap now, i spit THE shit,
so dont come out on your high horse,
if your willing to learn ill give you a course,
see first you listen then you learn,
once i learned, thats when i earned,
you aint done shit, should feel concerned,
you at the bottom am at the top,
try to spit the shit that i spit your heart will stop,
am out now, try being a hater,
but i aint wasting my time on a low life time waster.
ill confuse you with a lyrical twister,
and then while you work it out,
me and your mum will give you another sister,
now you can have a go, cause now i dissed her,
your moms been gone for an hour nobody missed her,
had your mum suck my dick, then your dad kissed her,
you think you can spit, comes out sounding like shit,
but its time for my rap now, i spit THE shit,
so dont come out on your high horse,
if your willing to learn ill give you a course,
see first you listen then you learn,
once i learned, thats when i earned,
you aint done shit, should feel concerned,
you at the bottom am at the top,
try to spit the shit that i spit your heart will stop,
am out now, try being a hater,
but i aint wasting my time on a low life time waster.
I'm calling you out, Cos you got lessons to learn,
You aint even human son, your just an overgrown sperm.
But anway You gonna feel the wrath, ya'll bout to get slayed
Your the type of guy who watches Graham Norton and masturbates.
And your spitting bars about other peoples mums, and you did what you did
The only thing to come out of your mum's mouth happened to be my kids.
Your talking the talk but now you gotta walk it
Otherwise walking could become a little awkward.
You gone come and step into my ring, tryna battle me like you gone de-thrown the king.
Ding.
I say that we swing for it, But your the puppet on my string now floor it.
And I'm as sick as I sound, so please doubt me not
Invite me to your party and i'll shit in your mouthwash.
11-06-2011, 05:37 AM
#217
danteeBereezy
Banned
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