Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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11-09-2011, 06:27 PM
#236
ResistElite,
Banned
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11-09-2011, 06:59 PM
#237
NoNameJosh
Iron Lungs
11-09-2011, 07:04 PM
#238
ResistElite,
Banned
Originally posted by NoNameJosh
At-least make your references somewhat believable/
and for the record/god is no where near feasible/
But enough with wasting bars on simplicity kid/
This battles over/ Ryan's/ Dunn/
and for the record/god is no where near feasible/
But enough with wasting bars on simplicity kid/
This battles over/ Ryan's/ Dunn/
i suppose you think your good?
walking round with chavs, all in hoods,
saying your rhymes should be a crime,
unlike mine.. im in my prime.
12-04-2011, 01:40 AM
#239
Ronye West
Anti-HSx9
I made some separate bars and haven't got around to elaborate on each set so I decided just to post them altogether for the meanwhile:
My rhymes so dirty, they leave their own infections/
Rappers up on their bullshit, claim they got connections/
All they do is repeat themselves over the same whack beat/
Feature with some retard, then breed it with MTV/
Then feed it to a generation filled with stupidity/
Brainwashed by the media, can't see their own misery/
Mainstream took my voice away but underground gave it back to me/
Now I'm back to set the record straight, moment of clarity/
My rhyming is diverse, styles are variety/
Your songs all the same so **** your popularity/
My music will live on, even when I'm deceased/
Talent's in my body, from my head to my feet/
My songs will echo and sound will fall from the skies/
Because every body lives but not every thing dies/
**** going H.A.M I'm going Rice Krispes on these bitches/
I'm about to snap, crackle and pop on these snitches/
And it won't stop till I hit the top so don't bring me down/
Because what goes around comes back around/
And I'm proud... to be a british rapper/
Drop bars heavier than an earthquake disaster/
My rhymes so dirty, they leave their own infections/
Rappers up on their bullshit, claim they got connections/
All they do is repeat themselves over the same whack beat/
Feature with some retard, then breed it with MTV/
Then feed it to a generation filled with stupidity/
Brainwashed by the media, can't see their own misery/
Mainstream took my voice away but underground gave it back to me/
Now I'm back to set the record straight, moment of clarity/
My rhyming is diverse, styles are variety/
Your songs all the same so **** your popularity/
My music will live on, even when I'm deceased/
Talent's in my body, from my head to my feet/
My songs will echo and sound will fall from the skies/
Because every body lives but not every thing dies/
**** going H.A.M I'm going Rice Krispes on these bitches/
I'm about to snap, crackle and pop on these snitches/
And it won't stop till I hit the top so don't bring me down/
Because what goes around comes back around/
And I'm proud... to be a british rapper/
Drop bars heavier than an earthquake disaster/
12-04-2011, 08:43 AM
#240
420
Kush Friendly
Resurrect an old thread? **** it, mind as well
I'm shining, have you from 20/20 to going blind as hell
The radio is whack, wtf are they trying to sell?
They repeat the same damn dance songs
Cockslap the radio, I'm ready, don't even got my pants on
I'll give you two ****s, and one nut, Lance Armstrong
Instead of battling, this should be a cypher
I'm ready, bowl packed, just flicked the lighter
Keep it peaceful, no need for fighters
No need for violence
Put the PD's into a mental asylum
They need to be classified into their own phylum
But now I digress, I ran away from the main point
Oh well, I still make it rain joints
I'm shining, have you from 20/20 to going blind as hell
The radio is whack, wtf are they trying to sell?
They repeat the same damn dance songs
Cockslap the radio, I'm ready, don't even got my pants on
I'll give you two ****s, and one nut, Lance Armstrong
Instead of battling, this should be a cypher
I'm ready, bowl packed, just flicked the lighter
Keep it peaceful, no need for fighters
No need for violence
Put the PD's into a mental asylum
They need to be classified into their own phylum
But now I digress, I ran away from the main point
Oh well, I still make it rain joints
01-14-2012, 12:58 AM
#243
BONExHEAD
Pokemon Trainer
Kill me like a duck?
Ill hunt you down and rape tha' luck
dont try to act tough
before your momma knew your race
you could scrape some semen off your face
DNA test at a certain place
your messin with the best
just try to contest
i got these mad beats
stop suckin on your momma's teet
how old are you 5?
you aint got that jive
rappins a game and you just ran out of life
word.
Ill hunt you down and rape tha' luck
dont try to act tough
before your momma knew your race
you could scrape some semen off your face
DNA test at a certain place
your messin with the best
just try to contest
i got these mad beats
stop suckin on your momma's teet
how old are you 5?
you aint got that jive
rappins a game and you just ran out of life
word.
01-14-2012, 04:47 AM
#244
Fer
Banned
Originally posted by BONExHEAD
Kill me like a duck?
Ill hunt you down and rape tha' luck
dont try to act tough
before your momma knew your race
you could scrape some semen off your face
DNA test at a certain place
your messin with the best
just try to contest
i got these mad beats
stop suckin on your momma's teet
how old are you 5?
you aint got that jive
rappins a game and you just ran out of life
word.
Ill hunt you down and rape tha' luck
dont try to act tough
before your momma knew your race
you could scrape some semen off your face
DNA test at a certain place
your messin with the best
just try to contest
i got these mad beats
stop suckin on your momma's teet
how old are you 5?
you aint got that jive
rappins a game and you just ran out of life
word.
You dumb trucker
I am the mother ****er
without me you would cease to exist
I am the shit
I aint a queer
but I dont mind a bitch
with an oversized clit
*crosses arm*
word.
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