Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
10-13-2011, 06:34 AM #1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
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C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D

Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.

Okay i'll start!

None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.

=D
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01-15-2012, 03:43 AM #245
Cam Newton.
You talkin to me?
Nigga my shit too quick
I'm just looking in the mirror like why should i quit
My flow too legit
And i'm just speakin real shit
So i'm tellin all my haters to hop off my dick
01-15-2012, 04:04 AM #246
Originally posted by FerTheWin View Post
You dumb trucker
I am the mother ****er
without me you would cease to exist
I am the shit
I aint a queer
but I dont mind a bitch
with an oversized clit

*crosses arm*

word.


you stupid spick you wish you were the shit
I just ****ed your bitch and her face was lit
u say u aint a queer?
man u crack me up
if u not queer,
then anderson cooper dont like it in the butt
man that was raw
can u believe i just said that
the only way u get oversized clit
is if the bitch is fat..

word..
01-15-2012, 01:15 PM #247
MasterBaitor
< ^ > < ^ >
Im growing up with ngu around with no money for feeding my girl, im too lazy for work and too bad at school so i just ask my mom for money but shes got nothing in her purse and i need it for my new baby comin go the earth Cool Man (aka Tustin)
01-15-2012, 02:15 PM #248
Klots
COD Recovery
i got to alot to say,
i aint gona get locked away the key to your succes thrown away,
i dont care what my people say,
this is true grime,
get you locked up in the hell hole room but if you wana, you may,
you would lose your soul tryna copy artists, why you grey?,
better ask the one and only if you wana die, live or pray
01-15-2012, 04:07 PM #249
Lets goooooo.

Someone respond to me and battle me.
01-15-2012, 07:25 PM #250
Saudis in Audis

Hey there hotty, hey there cutie
want a ride in my Audi?
I drive fast, in high speed moody
passing like I am Doug Flutie

It has everything you need
imitation leather seat
heater so it don’t get colder
even has a mustache holder

Headlight so I see at night
cup holder for my sprite
it is flex fuel, don’t you know
runs on gas and on cologne

you think that my judgment’s cloudy
you say that it’s pronounced “Audi”
hit mute button, quit your fussin
it’s car, it’s not belly button

Saudis in Audis…
Saudis in Audis
Saudis in Audis
Saudis in Audis

I have mustache, I have shades
I have shiny new A8
My Audi is so sick
even is my profile pic

Crank the AC cuz it’s hot
driving crazy through Riyadh
GPS so we go places
to AX and the oasis

Drive to Emirates tonight
shopping for some stuff Dubai
drive Audi out in Amman
even we go to Cinnabon

Up to Jeddah, down to Mecca
bet I never drive a Jetta
gas on empty, don’t use a frown
Saudis just put hose in the ground

Saudis in Audis…
Saudis in Audis
Saudis in Audis
Saudis in Audis

They call me oil, I’ll tell you why
it’s because I’m crude and unrefined
Like cooking burgers for a meal
you need four circles on the grill

Seated heats yes I’m all on ya
see this piece straight from Allmagne
gonna go and take us a real long drive
longer than it takes us to do the whites

So how can you tell if Audi
is driven by a Saudi?
here’s a couple things you’ll notice
if you think the car belongs

blue eye hanging, never tangle
license plate long and rectangle
Need more proof? Just pop the hood
Saudis use 10 W KHHH

Saudis in Audis…
01-15-2012, 07:42 PM #251
Originally posted by iDelete View Post
Lets goooooo.

Someone respond to me and battle me.


yo iDelete,
why dont you take a seat
the shit im bout to spit
will put u into an eternal sleep
callin people out?, man thats brave
just know that ur a bitch,
and i make all my bitches behave.
lookin forward to ur reply,
so i can have a little chuckle.
but when i spit back,
its like ur face just hit my knuckles

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01-16-2012, 04:59 AM #252
Originally posted by BallaBaby05 View Post
yo iDelete,
why dont you take a seat
the shit im bout to spit
will put u into an eternal sleep
callin people out?, man thats brave
just know that ur a bitch,
and i make all my bitches behave.
lookin forward to ur reply,
so i can have a little chuckle.
but when i spit back,
its like ur face just hit my knuckles


Nobody cares about what you spit, it dont even matter
Cause you couldn't see me if you stood on a ladder
Man i swear i'm the realist to ever live though
My minds a weapon, why do i need a clip for
Homie i'm right here were you plan to be
I kill these beats then get away with it Casey Anthoney
I just spit this game and ya'll like to hate back
Cause your just mad i raised the bar, weight class

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Dillon
01-16-2012, 05:00 AM #253
KFC
KFC is the best
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