Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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11-09-2011, 02:18 AM
#227
Mudkipzzzz
i liek mudkipz
Originally posted by Most
Your shits whack, and that's a fact. Your a fat little little f*ck, kinda like that one dude from UP. Walking in the hallways trying to get a "whats up" Don't worry ill tell you whats up. When you speak, nobody really gives a ****. If thats not enough, then your luck is just tough, you walk around thinking your buff. Truth is you make people cough. The only friends you have are ****ing your mom, why do you think every time they come over they say stay here and wait till im done. That means they going up stairs and having some fun. And about your dad he a pussy, when your mom gets penetrated he stands there alone hearing her moan, begging me to leave her alone.
LOLWUT? The only friends you have are ****ing your mom?
11-09-2011, 02:20 AM
#228
duderly
Failed GFXer 
Originally posted by Most
Your shits whack, and that's a fact. Your a fat little little f*ck, kinda like that one dude from UP. Walking in the hallways trying to get a "whats up" Don't worry ill tell you whats up. When you speak, nobody really gives a ****. If thats not enough, then your luck is just tough, you walk around thinking your buff. Truth is you make people cough. The only friends you have are ****ing your mom, why do you think every time they come over they say stay here and wait till im done. That means they going up stairs and having some fun. And about your dad he a pussy, when your mom gets penetrated he stands there alone hearing her moan, begging me to leave her alone.
Again with the mum jokes? You need to move on. Your rhymes are so shit they're becoming a song. You love using the same words when trying to spit rhymes but truth is it's time. Time to drop the mic and stop acting "G" Btw your mums got a graze on her knee. You say I make people cough and that's true for your mom, she can't get enough of my loaded love gun.
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11-09-2011, 02:37 AM
#229
suts15
Brute
Originally posted by duderly
You call him out but you aint much better with a name like suts your just as shit as the weather,
you already edited your post cause you know I got game now just go back to your mums house with your shit little name.
you already edited your post cause you know I got game now just go back to your mums house with your shit little name.
what the f*ck who gave you permission to quote the thread
i was beatin up on rep, but now ill f*ck this fagg*t up instead,
a benz c class is what i'm out here cruisin and stearin,
the suns up shinin out here b*tch, what the **** you hearin?
im picking up biddies that i aint ever even f*ckin met
but the poor little dooderly hasn't even gotten his willy wet
talk bout my mum again i'll break open ya f*ckin chin
give this shit up lil dooderly there's no way you'll f*ckin win
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11-09-2011, 02:51 AM
#230
duderly
Failed GFXer
Originally posted by suts15
what the f*ck who gave you permission to quote the thread
i was beatin up on rep, but now ill f*ck this fagg*t up instead,
a benz c class is what i'm out here cruisin and stearin,
the suns up shinin out here b*tch, what the **** you hearin?
im picking up biddies that i aint ever even f*ckin met
but the poor little dooderly hasn't even gotten his willy wet
talk bout my mum again i'll break open ya f*ckin chin
give this shit up lil dooderly there's no way you'll f*ckin win
i was beatin up on rep, but now ill f*ck this fagg*t up instead,
a benz c class is what i'm out here cruisin and stearin,
the suns up shinin out here b*tch, what the **** you hearin?
im picking up biddies that i aint ever even f*ckin met
but the poor little dooderly hasn't even gotten his willy wet
talk bout my mum again i'll break open ya f*ckin chin
give this shit up lil dooderly there's no way you'll f*ckin win
Your so cool with your slang and rhyme but now you need to realise now you'll live a life of crime
Your spelling and grammar shows me no education, you'll just end up working at a fast food station
You say you'll break my chin yet you show no sign of age, I'm guessing your 12 and just hoping to get laid?
grow up bro and dont take stuff too real cause if you tried it with me you'll get the bad side of the deal.
Peace
11-09-2011, 08:06 AM
#231
TheRandomGuy128
Hates Grammar Nazis
u forgot the bitch part
11-09-2011, 05:12 PM
#232
H3NDO
Grunt
Originally posted by Prodigy
I'm calling you out, Cos you got lessons to learn,
You aint even human son, your just an overgrown sperm.
But anway You gonna feel the wrath, ya'll bout to get slayed
Your the type of guy who watches Graham Norton and masturbates.
And your spitting bars about other peoples mums, and you did what you did
The only thing to come out of your mum's mouth happened to be my kids.
Your talking the talk but now you gotta walk it
Otherwise walking could become a little awkward.
You gone come and step into my ring, tryna battle me like you gone de-thrown the king.
Ding.
I say that we swing for it, But your the puppet on my string now floor it.
And I'm as sick as I sound, so please doubt me not
Invite me to your party and i'll shit in your mouthwash.
You aint even human son, your just an overgrown sperm.
But anway You gonna feel the wrath, ya'll bout to get slayed
Your the type of guy who watches Graham Norton and masturbates.
And your spitting bars about other peoples mums, and you did what you did
The only thing to come out of your mum's mouth happened to be my kids.
Your talking the talk but now you gotta walk it
Otherwise walking could become a little awkward.
You gone come and step into my ring, tryna battle me like you gone de-thrown the king.
Ding.
I say that we swing for it, But your the puppet on my string now floor it.
And I'm as sick as I sound, so please doubt me not
Invite me to your party and i'll shit in your mouthwash.
my lyrics from inside, they interiorated,
after the first line, your lyrics deteriorated,
and you think your better than me? dont waste my time,
you a dumb ass bitch, your raps dont rhyme?
now one of your lines, got my concern,
you told me i needed to learn?
bitches say im on fire cause my words are painful, they burn,
see im a real rapper with an unlimited lung,
which is why my words roll off my tounge,
ill get up vexing you leave your words strung,
then head over to your mums and get her sprung
youve had your say, but now its my turn,
im done with the nice guy, now im being upfront,
im here to confront,
get your sissy ass out your Y fronts,
and i aint gonna sugar coat it, imma be blunt,
id call you by your name but i dont like the word c*nt.
to quote me with that shit, im dissapointed in you,
other people quoted me, dont worry i owned them too.
ive got a mixed personality, i can be sour like a lime,
i can be bored and just randomly rhyme,
i can be agressive, in your face and grime,
nice try kid, but you aint worth my time.
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11-09-2011, 05:53 PM
#233
NoNameJosh
Iron Lungs
@suts15
I came into this thread with an open mind/
you dude spit straight trash/waste of time/
but on the real/suts is wack as ****/
a dumb dude/call you Donald Duck/
I know I got the structure in my versus/ and my metaphors are perfect/
try and reply back and i'll turn this to a murda/
but really
"met/wet? chin/win?"
somebody tell Dr. seuss to step up his vocabulary/
I click Post Reply/Your Basically placed in the cemetery.
I came into this thread with an open mind/
you dude spit straight trash/waste of time/
but on the real/suts is wack as ****/
a dumb dude/call you Donald Duck/
I know I got the structure in my versus/ and my metaphors are perfect/
try and reply back and i'll turn this to a murda/
but really
"met/wet? chin/win?"
somebody tell Dr. seuss to step up his vocabulary/
I click Post Reply/Your Basically placed in the cemetery.
11-09-2011, 05:57 PM
#234
ResistElite,
Banned
Originally posted by NoNameJosh
@Suts
I came into this thread with an open mind/
you dude spit straight trash/waste of time/
but on the real/suts is wack as ****/
a dumb dude/call you Donald Duck/
I know I got the structure in my versus/ and my metaphors are perfect/
try and reply back and i'll turn this to a murda/
but really
"met/wet? chin/win?"
somebody tell Dr. seuss to step up his vocabulary/
I click Post Reply/Your Basically placed in the cemetery.
I came into this thread with an open mind/
you dude spit straight trash/waste of time/
but on the real/suts is wack as ****/
a dumb dude/call you Donald Duck/
I know I got the structure in my versus/ and my metaphors are perfect/
try and reply back and i'll turn this to a murda/
but really
"met/wet? chin/win?"
somebody tell Dr. seuss to step up his vocabulary/
I click Post Reply/Your Basically placed in the cemetery.
I just puked, the only good lines were obviously a fluke...
you aint got rhymes like mine, im here, right on time.
i heard your mum only costs 1 dime?
11-09-2011, 06:10 PM
#235
NoNameJosh
Iron Lungs
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