Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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03-02-2012, 05:31 AM
#335
Originally posted by Ehhx
Straight from my heart.
i love you
you love me
we're a happy family
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too!
i love you
you love me
we're best friends as friends should be
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too!
i love you
you love me
we're a happy family
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too!
i love you
you love me
we're best friends as friends should be
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too!
I stopped watching barney when I was 6,
When you're done reading this you'll be shitting brix,
You have no skill so don't even quote back,
I may be a ninja, but I rap like I'm black.
Originally posted by Frostbite
Roses are red
violets are blue
i suck at rap
fire trucks
violets are blue
i suck at rap
fire trucks
roses are red,
violets are blue,
post in this thread again,
I'll fucking kill you.
03-02-2012, 05:49 AM
#336
Frog
Gotta risk it for the biscuit
Originally posted by Ehhx
Straight from my heart.
i love you
you love me
we're a happy family
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too!
i love you
you love me
we're best friends as friends should be
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too!
i love you
you love me
we're a happy family
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too!
i love you
you love me
we're best friends as friends should be
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too!
Ehhx, your spits are terrible.
Pls go this is getting very unbearable.
The shit you say really sucks,
To be honest I can't give this many fuks,
When someone whos decent has something to say,
pls hit me up and begin to pray,
For these battles are becoming tedious, highly annoying,
i no longer find this enjoying,
pls leave, no one wants you stay,
leave pls, before i turn you into radioactive decay.
03-02-2012, 06:23 AM
#337
Samberg
Banned
Originally posted by Ninja
I stopped watching barney when I was 6,
When you're done reading this you'll be shitting brix,
You have no skill so don't even quote back,
I may be a ninja, but I rap like I'm black.
roses are red,
violets are blue,
post in this thread again,
I'll $#@!ing kill you.
When you're done reading this you'll be shitting brix,
You have no skill so don't even quote back,
I may be a ninja, but I rap like I'm black.
roses are red,
violets are blue,
post in this thread again,
I'll $#@!ing kill you.
Nigga I run this shit,
dont even deny it,
my rhymes is so fly
you be askin why?
i ban like a boss,
make your eyes crisscross
soft delete your thread,
bitch i'm all up in ya head.
Be easy, I'm bad at this :fa:
03-02-2012, 06:50 AM
#338
ResistElite,
Banned
Originally posted by Samberg
Nigga I run this shit,
dont even deny it,
my rhymes is so fly
you be askin why?
i ban like a boss,
make your eyes crisscross
soft delete your thread,
bitch i'm all up in ya head.
Be easy, I'm bad at this :fa:
dont even deny it,
my rhymes is so fly
you be askin why?
i ban like a boss,
make your eyes crisscross
soft delete your thread,
bitch i'm all up in ya head.
Be easy, I'm bad at this :fa:
****** dont get involved,
you got a purple name?
i got 7 inches and the same,
you sucked outies dick,
if i was gay, i'd have the pick ...
03-02-2012, 06:56 AM
#339
Samberg
Banned
Originally posted by Jenkzzy
****** dont get involved,
you got a purple name?
i got 7 inches and the same,
you sucked outies dick,
if i was gay, i'd have the pick ...
you got a purple name?
i got 7 inches and the same,
you sucked outies dick,
if i was gay, i'd have the pick ...
Shit man, you call that a rap?
hold on, gotta get your mom off my lap.
You shits whack,
so you'd better step back.
while you sit right there and try to make an action,
i'm right here, writing out your infraction
03-02-2012, 07:32 AM
#340
ResistElite,
Banned
Originally posted by Samberg
Shit man, you call that a rap?
hold on, gotta get your mom off my lap.
You shits whack,
so you'd better step back.
while you sit right there and try to make an action,
i'm right here, writing out your infraction
hold on, gotta get your mom off my lap.
You shits whack,
so you'd better step back.
while you sit right there and try to make an action,
i'm right here, writing out your infraction
My bars are trending,
yours need some tending,
mine are rear ending,
sadly, yours need mending,
so don't start what you can't finish,
or, you'll start to diminish :evil:
03-02-2012, 07:48 AM
#341
Samberg
Banned
Originally posted by Jenkzzy
My bars are trending,
yours need some tending,
mine are rear ending,
sadly, yours need mending,
so don't start what you can't finish,
or, you'll start to diminish :evil:
yours need some tending,
mine are rear ending,
sadly, yours need mending,
so don't start what you can't finish,
or, you'll start to diminish :evil:
Your bars are like AT&T,
they got the HIV,
they need to quit,
before I really start to spit,
I'll crash your fuckin' internet,
without even breakin' a sweat
03-02-2012, 02:52 PM
#342
Originally posted by Samberg
Nigga I run this shit,
dont even deny it,
my rhymes is so fly
you be askin why?
i ban like a boss,
make your eyes crisscross
soft delete your thread,
bitch i'm all up in ya head.
Be easy, I'm bad at this :fa:
dont even deny it,
my rhymes is so fly
you be askin why?
i ban like a boss,
make your eyes crisscross
soft delete your thread,
bitch i'm all up in ya head.
Be easy, I'm bad at this :fa:
Forum moderator? Oh so badass,
Your rap is shit, my spit is class,
Ban like a boss and get demoted in the same fashion,
You leave for a while not a single sign of passion,
Go easy, want some mercy? I show none,
You're on the bleachers and I'm on home run,
Half you niggas won't accept that I've won,
So don't quote me back pls go, I'm done.
03-02-2012, 03:23 PM
#343
ResistElite,
Banned
Originally posted by Ninja
Forum moderator? Oh so badass,
Your rap is shit, my spit is class,
Ban like a boss and get demoted in the same fashion,
You leave for a while not a single sign of passion,
Go easy, want some mercy? I show none,
You're on the bleachers and I'm on home run,
Half you niggas won't accept that I've won,
So don't quote me back pls go, I'm done.
Your rap is shit, my spit is class,
Ban like a boss and get demoted in the same fashion,
You leave for a while not a single sign of passion,
Go easy, want some mercy? I show none,
You're on the bleachers and I'm on home run,
Half you niggas won't accept that I've won,
So don't quote me back pls go, I'm done.
You're premium, you think your big?
i bet right now, you've lit up your "badass" cig,
but let me tell you sir,
you're just a pig.you're an internet rapper,
your bars couldn't get any crapper,
please, don't reply,
or i'll be on your heels, like a snapper.
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