Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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03-02-2012, 03:31 PM
#344
Samberg
Banned
Originally posted by Ninja
Forum moderator? Oh so badass,
Your rap is shit, my spit is class,
Ban like a boss and get demoted in the same fashion,
You leave for a while not a single sign of passion,
Go easy, want some mercy? I show none,
You're on the bleachers and I'm on home run,
Half you niggas won't accept that I've won,
So don't quote me back pls go, I'm done.
Your rap is shit, my spit is class,
Ban like a boss and get demoted in the same fashion,
You leave for a while not a single sign of passion,
Go easy, want some mercy? I show none,
You're on the bleachers and I'm on home run,
Half you niggas won't accept that I've won,
So don't quote me back pls go, I'm done.
Premium? Ooh, so damn cool,
Seriously Ninja, sit down, you're a fool,
Come round here you know whats up,
i dont know why you're still trying, c'mon, give up.
Yeah I've been demoted,
But hey bitch, I'm re-promoted!
Been mod two times,
This time I got sick rhymes,
Keepin' it real in the purple suit,
so bitch get down and kiss my boot.
03-03-2012, 12:30 AM
#345
Originally posted by Samberg
Premium? Ooh, so damn cool,
Seriously Ninja, sit down, you're a fool,
Come round here you know whats up,
i dont know why you're still trying, c'mon, give up.
Yeah I've been demoted,
But hey bitch, I'm re-promoted!
Been mod two times,
This time I got sick rhymes,
Keepin' it real in the purple suit,
so bitch get down and kiss my boot.
Seriously Ninja, sit down, you're a fool,
Come round here you know whats up,
i dont know why you're still trying, c'mon, give up.
Yeah I've been demoted,
But hey bitch, I'm re-promoted!
Been mod two times,
This time I got sick rhymes,
Keepin' it real in the purple suit,
so bitch get down and kiss my boot.
Your flow makes me sick, you're terrible,
I'm so far ahead you aren't even comparable,
I don't wanna see you quote back that shit is unbearable,
Reality check, you're just forever alone, undesirable,
Half of that was you talking about yourself, boasting,
But really not a single fuck was given about the shit that your posting,
I spit these bars and in your head they'll impale,
They leave you breathless before you even inhale,
Your raps seem incomplete, inconclusive,
Describing your rap seems a little elusive,
For this shit I write they might think I'm abusive,
But your a lucky guy, because these raps are exclusive.
03-03-2012, 01:04 AM
#346
MATT23116
Guest
Originally posted by Samberg
Premium? Ooh, so damn cool,
Seriously Ninja, sit down, you're a fool,
Come round here you know whats up,
i dont know why you're still trying, c'mon, give up.
Yeah I've been demoted,
But hey bitch, I'm re-promoted!
Been mod two times,
This time I got sick rhymes,
Keepin' it real in the purple suit,
so bitch get down and kiss my boot.
Seriously Ninja, sit down, you're a fool,
Come round here you know whats up,
i dont know why you're still trying, c'mon, give up.
Yeah I've been demoted,
But hey bitch, I'm re-promoted!
Been mod two times,
This time I got sick rhymes,
Keepin' it real in the purple suit,
so bitch get down and kiss my boot.
Look at Samberg trying to rap, thinking he's all that
You're laughable, you've barely had your mod position back
Why go after ninja?, His skills are on a completely different page
inb4 you lose and go on another soft delete rampage
03-03-2012, 01:14 AM
#347
Samberg
Banned
Originally posted by MATT23116
Look at Samberg trying to rap, thinking he's all that
You're laughable, you've barely had your mod position back
Why go after ninja?, His skills are on a completely different page
inb4 you lose and go on another soft delete rampage
You're laughable, you've barely had your mod position back
Why go after ninja?, His skills are on a completely different page
inb4 you lose and go on another soft delete rampage
MATT, pls go, you look like a skinhead
Try and fuck with me, i'll leave you brain dead.
you used to sit and troll,
now you think you're in control.
You says Ninja's skills are on another page,
oh wow, original, a joke about my rampage.
so while you sit behind your computer screen and shudder,
i'll be movin' all your threads to the universal dumpster.
Originally posted by Ninja
Your flow makes me sick, you're terrible,
I'm so far ahead you aren't even comparable,
I don't wanna see you quote back that shit is unbearable,
Reality check, you're just forever alone, undesirable,
Half of that was you talking about yourself, boasting,
But really not a single $#@! was given about the shit that your posting,
I spit these bars and in your head they'll impale,
They leave you breathless before you even inhale,
Your raps seem incomplete, inconclusive,
Describing your rap seems a little elusive,
For this shit I write they might think I'm abusive,
But your a lucky guy, because these raps are exclusive.
I'm so far ahead you aren't even comparable,
I don't wanna see you quote back that shit is unbearable,
Reality check, you're just forever alone, undesirable,
Half of that was you talking about yourself, boasting,
But really not a single $#@! was given about the shit that your posting,
I spit these bars and in your head they'll impale,
They leave you breathless before you even inhale,
Your raps seem incomplete, inconclusive,
Describing your rap seems a little elusive,
For this shit I write they might think I'm abusive,
But your a lucky guy, because these raps are exclusive.
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you win sir. :y:
03-03-2012, 04:12 AM
#348
Lovol
Guest
Originally posted by Samberg
MATT, pls go, you look like a skinhead
Try and $#@! with me, i'll leave you brain dead.
you used to sit and troll,
now you think you're in control.
You says Ninja's skills are on another page,
oh wow, original, a joke about my rampage.
so while you sit behind your computer screen and shudder,
i'll be movin' all your threads to the universal dumpster.
You must login or register to view this content.
you win sir. :y:
Try and $#@! with me, i'll leave you brain dead.
you used to sit and troll,
now you think you're in control.
You says Ninja's skills are on another page,
oh wow, original, a joke about my rampage.
so while you sit behind your computer screen and shudder,
i'll be movin' all your threads to the universal dumpster.
You must login or register to view this content.
you win sir. :y:
You gotta be kiddin' me,
Especially to Ninja, kid with small feet.
You know what they say,
The smaller the feet,
The smaller the... hey.
Look at me now,
Bringing the heat.
Son you got nothing,
It ain't even stuntin',
Just like your mother,
Your spits are funkin'.
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03-03-2012, 04:21 AM
#349
solution4u
HHMM
Originally posted by Ninja
Your flow makes me sick, you're terrible,
I'm so far ahead you aren't even comparable,
I don't wanna see you quote back that shit is unbearable,
Reality check, you're just forever alone, undesirable,
Half of that was you talking about yourself, boasting,
But really not a single $#@! was given about the shit that your posting,
I spit these bars and in your head they'll impale,
They leave you breathless before you even inhale,
Your raps seem incomplete, inconclusive,
Describing your rap seems a little elusive,
For this shit I write they might think I'm abusive,
But your a lucky guy, because these raps are exclusive.
I'm so far ahead you aren't even comparable,
I don't wanna see you quote back that shit is unbearable,
Reality check, you're just forever alone, undesirable,
Half of that was you talking about yourself, boasting,
But really not a single $#@! was given about the shit that your posting,
I spit these bars and in your head they'll impale,
They leave you breathless before you even inhale,
Your raps seem incomplete, inconclusive,
Describing your rap seems a little elusive,
For this shit I write they might think I'm abusive,
But your a lucky guy, because these raps are exclusive.
Battlin me now, I think you’re delirious
You suck so bad, I can’t even take you serious
You rap worse than Miley Cyrus.
Now you’re gonna lose to a kid that’s Irish.
We’re the whitest country the world’s ever had
Losin to one of us, that’s just sad.
You only talk **** when you’re safe at your computer.
I think now it’s time for Ninja to get neutered
I use the same rhymes every time, according to you.
You might wanna check your facts, all my lyrics are brand new.
You don’t know what you’re talkin bout, you don’t have a clue.
It’s all out my head, its comin out of the blue.
White face and red cheeks, looks like you got a fever.
And your teeth look like one of your parents was a beaver.
I’ll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.
Cause I’ll ruin your reputation and I’ll mess with you’re head.
I’ll embarrass you so bad that you’ll wish you were dead.
You like to act like you're 50 Cent
But in the gym locker room you're always pitchin tents.
You say I’m gay, but I want you to pause it.
I’m still waitin on you to come out of the closet.
Losin to Reed, then me, and now me again.
You getting your *** kicked is becoming a trend.
I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don’t stop now, you’re gonna be in tears.
I beat you again, but I don’t think you learned,
When you **** with me, then you’re gonna get burned
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03-03-2012, 04:23 AM
#350
Samberg
Banned
Originally posted by Lovol
Admitting defeat?
You gotta be kiddin' me,
Especially to Ninja, kid with small feet.
You know what they say,
The smaller the feet,
The smaller the... hey.
Look at me now,
Bringing the heat.
Son you got nothing,
It ain't even stuntin',
Just like your mother,
Your spits are funkin'.
You gotta be kiddin' me,
Especially to Ninja, kid with small feet.
You know what they say,
The smaller the feet,
The smaller the... hey.
Look at me now,
Bringing the heat.
Son you got nothing,
It ain't even stuntin',
Just like your mother,
Your spits are funkin'.
Lovol, don't get me started,
your rhymes are, what can I say, RETARDED.
Aren't you like fourteen?
You and your boyfriend use Vaseline.
See that? A joke cause you're gay.
When I kick your ass, everybody will scream hooray!
03-03-2012, 04:25 AM
#351
Lovol
Guest
Originally posted by solution4u
Battlin me now, I think you’re delirious
You suck so bad, I can’t even take you serious
You rap worse than Miley Cyrus.
Now you’re gonna lose to a kid that’s Irish.
We’re the whitest country the world’s ever had
Losin to one of us, that’s just sad.
You only talk **** when you’re safe at your computer.
I think now it’s time for Ninja to get neutered
I use the same rhymes every time, according to you.
You might wanna check your facts, all my lyrics are brand new.
You don’t know what you’re talkin bout, you don’t have a clue.
It’s all out my head, its comin out of the blue.
White face and red cheeks, looks like you got a fever.
And your teeth look like one of your parents was a beaver.
I’ll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.
Cause I’ll ruin your reputation and I’ll mess with you’re head.
I’ll embarrass you so bad that you’ll wish you were dead.
You like to act like you're 50 Cent
But in the gym locker room you're always pitchin tents.
You say I’m gay, but I want you to pause it.
I’m still waitin on you to come out of the closet.
Losin to Reed, then me, and now me again.
You getting your *** kicked is becoming a trend.
I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don’t stop now, you’re gonna be in tears.
I beat you again, but I don’t think you learned,
When you **** with me, then you’re gonna get burned
You suck so bad, I can’t even take you serious
You rap worse than Miley Cyrus.
Now you’re gonna lose to a kid that’s Irish.
We’re the whitest country the world’s ever had
Losin to one of us, that’s just sad.
You only talk **** when you’re safe at your computer.
I think now it’s time for Ninja to get neutered
I use the same rhymes every time, according to you.
You might wanna check your facts, all my lyrics are brand new.
You don’t know what you’re talkin bout, you don’t have a clue.
It’s all out my head, its comin out of the blue.
White face and red cheeks, looks like you got a fever.
And your teeth look like one of your parents was a beaver.
I’ll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.
Cause I’ll ruin your reputation and I’ll mess with you’re head.
I’ll embarrass you so bad that you’ll wish you were dead.
You like to act like you're 50 Cent
But in the gym locker room you're always pitchin tents.
You say I’m gay, but I want you to pause it.
I’m still waitin on you to come out of the closet.
Losin to Reed, then me, and now me again.
You getting your *** kicked is becoming a trend.
I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don’t stop now, you’re gonna be in tears.
I beat you again, but I don’t think you learned,
When you **** with me, then you’re gonna get burned
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUCE WITH THAT COPY PASTA?
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Originally posted by Samberg
Lovol, don't get me started,
your rhymes are, what can I say, RETARDED.
Aren't you like fourteen?
You and your boyfriend use Vaseline.
See that? A joke cause you're gay.
When I kick your ass, everybody will scream hooray!
your rhymes are, what can I say, RETARDED.
Aren't you like fourteen?
You and your boyfriend use Vaseline.
See that? A joke cause you're gay.
When I kick your ass, everybody will scream hooray!
Talkin' bout my boyfriend like it's your business.
You're listed as gayest in the book of Guiness.
So listen up hear, and pause your fap,
Stick to modding forums, cause you can't rap.
You think you beat me, but that ain't true,
Put your hand on your heart, and pay me solute.
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03-03-2012, 04:38 AM
#352
Originally posted by solution4u
Battlin me now, I think you’re delirious
You suck so bad, I can’t even take you serious
You rap worse than Miley Cyrus.
Now you’re gonna lose to a kid that’s Irish.
We’re the whitest country the world’s ever had
Losin to one of us, that’s just sad.
You only talk **** when you’re safe at your computer.
I think now it’s time for Ninja to get neutered
I use the same rhymes every time, according to you.
You might wanna check your facts, all my lyrics are brand new.
You don’t know what you’re talkin bout, you don’t have a clue.
It’s all out my head, its comin out of the blue.
White face and red cheeks, looks like you got a fever.
And your teeth look like one of your parents was a beaver.
I’ll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.
Cause I’ll ruin your reputation and I’ll mess with you’re head.
I’ll embarrass you so bad that you’ll wish you were dead.
You like to act like you're 50 Cent
But in the gym locker room you're always pitchin tents.
You say I’m gay, but I want you to pause it.
I’m still waitin on you to come out of the closet.
Losin to Reed, then me, and now me again.
You getting your *** kicked is becoming a trend.
I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don’t stop now, you’re gonna be in tears.
I beat you again, but I don’t think you learned,
When you **** with me, then you’re gonna get burned
You suck so bad, I can’t even take you serious
You rap worse than Miley Cyrus.
Now you’re gonna lose to a kid that’s Irish.
We’re the whitest country the world’s ever had
Losin to one of us, that’s just sad.
You only talk **** when you’re safe at your computer.
I think now it’s time for Ninja to get neutered
I use the same rhymes every time, according to you.
You might wanna check your facts, all my lyrics are brand new.
You don’t know what you’re talkin bout, you don’t have a clue.
It’s all out my head, its comin out of the blue.
White face and red cheeks, looks like you got a fever.
And your teeth look like one of your parents was a beaver.
I’ll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.
Cause I’ll ruin your reputation and I’ll mess with you’re head.
I’ll embarrass you so bad that you’ll wish you were dead.
You like to act like you're 50 Cent
But in the gym locker room you're always pitchin tents.
You say I’m gay, but I want you to pause it.
I’m still waitin on you to come out of the closet.
Losin to Reed, then me, and now me again.
You getting your *** kicked is becoming a trend.
I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don’t stop now, you’re gonna be in tears.
I beat you again, but I don’t think you learned,
When you **** with me, then you’re gonna get burned
Copy and pasting, you have no self esteem,
Quote me back and I'll take to extremes,
That was some tasty copy pasta, you're Kieara123?
You don't pull this shit when you're rappin with me,
I feel good today, I'll be a little lenient,
Rapping against something real will be a bit more convenient.
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