Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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03-03-2012, 04:39 AM
#353
Samberg
Banned
Originally posted by Lovol
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUCE WITH THAT COPY PASTA?
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Talkin' bout my boyfriend like it's your business.
You're listed as gayest in the book of Guiness.
So listen up hear, and pause your fap,
Stick to modding forums, cause you can't rap.
You think you beat me, but that ain't true,
Put your hand on your heart, and pay me solute.
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Talkin' bout my boyfriend like it's your business.
You're listed as gayest in the book of Guiness.
So listen up hear, and pause your fap,
Stick to modding forums, cause you can't rap.
You think you beat me, but that ain't true,
Put your hand on your heart, and pay me solute.
I'm mother fucking Samberg,
Chiller than any fucking iceberg,
My rhymes are so damn fresh,
All they do is impress,
Me and you Lovol we cool,
all they do is ridicule,
so let's team up,
after my verse have a sick followup,
with our relationship,
we can sink these fucks like its battleship!
:hug:
03-03-2012, 04:42 AM
#354
solution4u
HHMM
Originally posted by Ninja
Copy and pasting, you have no self esteem,
Quote me back and I'll take to extremes,
That was some tasty copy pasta, you're Kieara123?
You don't pull this shit when you're rappin with me,
I feel good today, I'll be a little lenient,
Rapping against something real will be a bit more convenient.
Quote me back and I'll take to extremes,
That was some tasty copy pasta, you're Kieara123?
You don't pull this shit when you're rappin with me,
I feel good today, I'll be a little lenient,
Rapping against something real will be a bit more convenient.
Looooooooooooooool :lol:
03-03-2012, 04:49 AM
#355
Lovol
Guest
Originally posted by Samberg
I'm mother $#@!ing Samberg,
Chiller than any $#@!ing iceberg,
My rhymes are so damn fresh,
All they do is impress,
Me and you Lovol we cool,
all they do is ridicule,
so let's team up,
after my verse have a sick followup,
with our relationship,
we can sink these $#@!s like its battleship!
:hug:
Chiller than any $#@!ing iceberg,
My rhymes are so damn fresh,
All they do is impress,
Me and you Lovol we cool,
all they do is ridicule,
so let's team up,
after my verse have a sick followup,
with our relationship,
we can sink these $#@!s like its battleship!
:hug:
Josh, your offer is valid,
Mixed and shit like Caeser salad.
Our friendship is strong you got that right,
But, we're in a rap battle, day 'n night.
Friendship's for shoutboxes, not for this thread,
Better wear a helmet, my rhymes would hurt your head.
Teamwork is for gays,
Crunchin' it like Lays.
Fuckin' your mother - no delays.
She wants it hard...
What can I say?
Trust me, she won't snitch,
All I gotta say is pay up bitch..
:wub: :hug: :beer:
03-03-2012, 05:03 AM
#356
Frog
Gotta risk it for the biscuit
Originally posted by Lovol
Josh, your offer is valid,
Mixed and shit like Caeser salad.
Our friendship is strong you got that right,
But, we're in a rap battle, day 'n night.
Friendship's for shoutboxes, not for this thread,
Better wear a helmet, my rhymes would hurt your head.
Teamwork is for gays,
Crunchin' it like Lays.
$#@!in' your mother - no delays.
She wants it hard...
What can I say?
Trust me, she won't snitch,
All I gotta say is pay up bitch..
:wub: :hug: :beer:
Mixed and shit like Caeser salad.
Our friendship is strong you got that right,
But, we're in a rap battle, day 'n night.
Friendship's for shoutboxes, not for this thread,
Better wear a helmet, my rhymes would hurt your head.
Teamwork is for gays,
Crunchin' it like Lays.
$#@!in' your mother - no delays.
She wants it hard...
What can I say?
Trust me, she won't snitch,
All I gotta say is pay up bitch..
:wub: :hug: :beer:
Originally posted by Samberg
I'm mother $#@!ing Samberg,
Chiller than any $#@!ing iceberg,
My rhymes are so damn fresh,
All they do is impress,
Me and you Lovol we cool,
all they do is ridicule,
so let's team up,
after my verse have a sick followup,
with our relationship,
we can sink these $#@!s like its battleship!
:hug:
Chiller than any $#@!ing iceberg,
My rhymes are so damn fresh,
All they do is impress,
Me and you Lovol we cool,
all they do is ridicule,
so let's team up,
after my verse have a sick followup,
with our relationship,
we can sink these $#@!s like its battleship!
:hug:
What the fuck is this? A sausage fest?
Once I'm finished with this you'll no longer be stressed.
You niggas be gay, that's all that I'm sayin'
None of this will matter once I'm done slayin'
You'll be back to your rightful color, nonpremium blue,
I'll burn you so bad you'll look like a jew,
Pls leave your homosex raps are just too terrible,
You're making everyone leave, your spits just too unbearable.
Having a swordfight please don't let me impede,
Let me finish the spit and it will start to secede.
Lovol you got a bowl-cut you kunt,
It makes you look like a super fgt when you yell your anal sex grunt.
Samberg beating his day record of 2,
A very fine job, too bad your moderating is as bad as your poo.
Now that I'm done, please continue this fun,
As long as it isn't too gay, son.
:fyea:
03-03-2012, 05:31 AM
#357
Lovol
Guest
Originally posted by SexyFrog
What the $#@! is this? A sausage fest?
Once I'm finished with this you'll no longer be stressed.
You niggas be gay, that's all that I'm sayin'
None of this will matter once I'm done slayin'
You'll be back to your rightful color, nonpremium blue,
I'll burn you so bad you'll look like a jew,
Pls leave your homosex raps are just too terrible,
You're making everyone leave, your spits just too unbearable.
Having a swordfight please don't let me impede,
Let me finish the spit and it will start to secede.
Lovol you got a bowl-cut you kunt,
It makes you look like a super fgt when you yell your anal sex grunt.
Samberg beating his day record of 2,
A very fine job, too bad your moderating is as bad as your poo.
Now that I'm done, please continue this fun,
As long as it isn't too gay, son.
:fyea:
Once I'm finished with this you'll no longer be stressed.
You niggas be gay, that's all that I'm sayin'
None of this will matter once I'm done slayin'
You'll be back to your rightful color, nonpremium blue,
I'll burn you so bad you'll look like a jew,
Pls leave your homosex raps are just too terrible,
You're making everyone leave, your spits just too unbearable.
Having a swordfight please don't let me impede,
Let me finish the spit and it will start to secede.
Lovol you got a bowl-cut you kunt,
It makes you look like a super fgt when you yell your anal sex grunt.
Samberg beating his day record of 2,
A very fine job, too bad your moderating is as bad as your poo.
Now that I'm done, please continue this fun,
As long as it isn't too gay, son.
:fyea:
Spitting so shitty should be a federal crime.
You'd be a criminal, a juvenile, coconut and lime.
Unlike like your two dads, a little divine.
I got rap in my veigns,
No limitations, no strains.
Sucks for you, I don't need to explain,
You're sittin' here tryna be just like Wayne.
I couldn't care less, you're not worth my time,
Your rapping is shit, worth less than a dime.
Below this is my signature, original and prime.
Unlike your raps though, no holes in mine.
Enough with your raps, your mother is whack,
Just like you on NGU, she'd do anything for black..
dicks.
03-03-2012, 05:51 AM
#358
Frog
Gotta risk it for the biscuit
Originally posted by Lovol
A silly little frog trying to rhyme,
Spitting so shitty should be a federal crime.
You'd be a criminal, a juvenile, coconut and lime.
Unlike like your two dads, a little divine.
I got rap in my veigns,
No limitations, no strains.
Sucks for you, I don't need to explain,
You're sittin' here tryna be just like Wayne.
I couldn't care less, you're not worth my time,
You're rapping is shit, worth less than a dime.
Below this is my signature, original and prime.
Unlike your raps though, no holes in mine.
Enough with your raps, your mother is whack,
Just like you on NGU, she'd do anything for black..
dicks.
Spitting so shitty should be a federal crime.
You'd be a criminal, a juvenile, coconut and lime.
Unlike like your two dads, a little divine.
I got rap in my veigns,
No limitations, no strains.
Sucks for you, I don't need to explain,
You're sittin' here tryna be just like Wayne.
I couldn't care less, you're not worth my time,
You're rapping is shit, worth less than a dime.
Below this is my signature, original and prime.
Unlike your raps though, no holes in mine.
Enough with your raps, your mother is whack,
Just like you on NGU, she'd do anything for black..
dicks.
Bro, get your facts straight. I'm older than you.
You're some 14 year old, curly haired jew.
You think my moms bad, bro have you see yours?
She's one of those cheap ass ugly whores.
I'd pay her 5 dollars to suck my dick,
too bad she's not even a chick.
Only reason I'm going to jail is for slaughtering you,
You're so bad we should lock you up in a zoo.
Don't even get me started on how you got news,
Kissed so much ass you look like a nigga,
You couldn't speak on your own if my finger was on the trigger,
You have so many butt buddies it's hardly believable
It's funny you think getting mod is even achievable.
I've been here 3 years, talk about original,
You're a n00bie ass kunt its funny you even consider yourself presentable.
:fyea:
03-03-2012, 06:28 AM
#359
Originally posted by Lovol
A silly little frog trying to rhyme,
Spitting so shitty should be a federal crime.
You'd be a criminal, a juvenile, coconut and lime.
Unlike like your two dads, a little divine.
I got rap in my veigns,
No limitations, no strains.
Sucks for you, I don't need to explain,
You're sittin' here tryna be just like Wayne.
I couldn't care less, you're not worth my time,
Your rapping is shit, worth less than a dime.
Below this is my signature, original and prime.
Unlike your raps though, no holes in mine.
Enough with your raps, your mother is whack,
Just like you on NGU, she'd do anything for black..
dicks.
Spitting so shitty should be a federal crime.
You'd be a criminal, a juvenile, coconut and lime.
Unlike like your two dads, a little divine.
I got rap in my veigns,
No limitations, no strains.
Sucks for you, I don't need to explain,
You're sittin' here tryna be just like Wayne.
I couldn't care less, you're not worth my time,
Your rapping is shit, worth less than a dime.
Below this is my signature, original and prime.
Unlike your raps though, no holes in mine.
Enough with your raps, your mother is whack,
Just like you on NGU, she'd do anything for black..
dicks.
Couldn't hurt your feelings so I wrote this one mysteriously,
From here on out you can call me the ill MC,
I won't lie to you, I'll lay this spit earnestly,
You rap so ragged, I spit it perfectly,
Reading in my mind there's no beat to go with it,
After I post this don't be a baby, don't throw a fit,
I'm a criminal, for killing you with these lines,
I'll gave you some hints, but you ignored all of the signs,
Before you know it this battle will end,
You know you got owned, there's no need to pretend.
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03-03-2012, 04:27 PM
#361
Lovol
Guest
Originally posted by SexyFrog
Bro, get your facts straight. I'm older than you.
You're some 14 year old, curly haired jew.
You think my moms bad, bro have you see yours?
She's one of those cheap ass ugly whores.
I'd pay her 5 dollars to suck my dick,
too bad she's not even a chick.
Only reason I'm going to jail is for slaughtering you,
You're so bad we should lock you up in a zoo.
Don't even get me started on how you got news,
Kissed so much ass you look like a nigga,
You couldn't speak on your own if my finger was on the trigger,
You have so many butt buddies it's hardly believable
It's funny you think getting mod is even achievable.
I've been here 3 years, talk about original,
You're a n00bie ass kunt its funny you even consider yourself presentable.
:fyea:
You're some 14 year old, curly haired jew.
You think my moms bad, bro have you see yours?
She's one of those cheap ass ugly whores.
I'd pay her 5 dollars to suck my dick,
too bad she's not even a chick.
Only reason I'm going to jail is for slaughtering you,
You're so bad we should lock you up in a zoo.
Don't even get me started on how you got news,
Kissed so much ass you look like a nigga,
You couldn't speak on your own if my finger was on the trigger,
You have so many butt buddies it's hardly believable
It's funny you think getting mod is even achievable.
I've been here 3 years, talk about original,
You're a n00bie ass kunt its funny you even consider yourself presentable.
:fyea:
So what? My mother's a whore,
Doesn't mean shit when I burn your floor.
Think you're original, unbelievable,
Turns out you're nothing but beatable.
Unlike you, I rap in vein,
But I'm the flyest mother fucker,
Remember the name.
(Sorry it's so short. Please respond.)
:fa:
Originally posted by Ninja
Couldn't hurt your feelings so I wrote this one mysteriously,
From here on out you can call me the ill MC,
I won't lie to you, I'll lay this spit earnestly,
You rap so ragged, I spit it perfectly,
Reading in my mind there's no beat to go with it,
After I post this don't be a baby, don't throw a fit,
I'm a criminal, for killing you with these lines,
I'll gave you some hints, but you ignored all of the signs,
Before you know it this battle will end,
You know you got owned, there's no need to pretend.
From here on out you can call me the ill MC,
I won't lie to you, I'll lay this spit earnestly,
You rap so ragged, I spit it perfectly,
Reading in my mind there's no beat to go with it,
After I post this don't be a baby, don't throw a fit,
I'm a criminal, for killing you with these lines,
I'll gave you some hints, but you ignored all of the signs,
Before you know it this battle will end,
You know you got owned, there's no need to pretend.
All brown, and rotten, like your mother's clit.
Just as wrong as a puppy mill,
I've got seven rounds and I shoot to kill.
I'm unlike the rest, the best, the smartest,
My bedroom's the opposite of sausage fest.
Get pussy all day, 24/7,
Layin' in my bed is like flying to heaven.
You think I'm pretending, you think it's a joke?
I'll blow your brains out and walk back like slowpoke.
You're so far from perfect,
I'd describe you as derpfect.
word to yo mutha fukn mothas
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