Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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03-03-2012, 04:58 PM
#362
Originally posted by Lovol
So what? My mother's a whore,
Doesn't mean shit when I burn your floor.
Think you're original, unbelievable,
Turns out you're nothing but beatable.
Unlike you, I rap in vein,
But I'm the flyest mother $#@!er,
Remember the name.
(Sorry it's so short. Please respond.)
:fa:
Hints from you are like hints from shit,
All brown, and rotten, like your mother's clit.
Just as wrong as a puppy mill,
I've got seven rounds and I shoot to kill.
I'm unlike the rest, the best, the smartest,
My bedroom's the opposite of sausage fest.
Get pussy all day, 24/7,
Layin' in my bed is like flying to heaven.
You think I'm pretending, you think it's a joke?
I'll blow your brains out and walk back like slowpoke.
You're so far from perfect,
I'd describe you as derpfect.
word to yo mutha fukn mothas
Doesn't mean shit when I burn your floor.
Think you're original, unbelievable,
Turns out you're nothing but beatable.
Unlike you, I rap in vein,
But I'm the flyest mother $#@!er,
Remember the name.
(Sorry it's so short. Please respond.)
:fa:
Hints from you are like hints from shit,
All brown, and rotten, like your mother's clit.
Just as wrong as a puppy mill,
I've got seven rounds and I shoot to kill.
I'm unlike the rest, the best, the smartest,
My bedroom's the opposite of sausage fest.
Get pussy all day, 24/7,
Layin' in my bed is like flying to heaven.
You think I'm pretending, you think it's a joke?
I'll blow your brains out and walk back like slowpoke.
You're so far from perfect,
I'd describe you as derpfect.
word to yo mutha fukn mothas
I'm doing what I said and I'm posting results,
At least I'm not the one posting out of text insults,
You can't burn my floor I use fucking tiles,
You can't stop me I'll be going for miles,
Get your info straight, veins are in your body,
Not sure who's stupider, you or Ricky Bobby?
Your flow sucks, you're a little sloppy,
Cuz I'm the host of this challenge lobby,
I don't mean to toot my horn because I'm not the greatest,
But at least you're proud to say you're the gayest,
I'm sorry but, duty calls like Captain Price,
But I just raised the bar to new fucking heights.
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03-03-2012, 05:23 PM
#363
Lovol
Guest
Originally posted by Ninja
I'm doing what I said and I'm posting results,
At least I'm not the one posting out of text insults,
You can't burn my floor I use $#@!ing tiles,
You can't stop me I'll be going for miles,
Get your info straight, veins are in your body,
Not sure who's stupider, you or Ricky Bobby?
Your flow sucks, you're a little sloppy,
Cuz I'm the host of this challenge lobby,
I don't mean to toot my horn because I'm not the greatest,
But at least you're proud to say you're the gayest,
I'm sorry but, duty calls like Captain Price,
But I just raised the bar to new $#@!ing heights.
At least I'm not the one posting out of text insults,
You can't burn my floor I use $#@!ing tiles,
You can't stop me I'll be going for miles,
Get your info straight, veins are in your body,
Not sure who's stupider, you or Ricky Bobby?
Your flow sucks, you're a little sloppy,
Cuz I'm the host of this challenge lobby,
I don't mean to toot my horn because I'm not the greatest,
But at least you're proud to say you're the gayest,
I'm sorry but, duty calls like Captain Price,
But I just raised the bar to new $#@!ing heights.
Problem? I've got waves - they're tidal.
My raps are frightening, enlightening,
Just like my underwear, I'm tightening.
Captain Price may call duties,
But unlike you, I pull booties.
Like your mother - I fucked 'er,
I'm as cold as ice... burr.
03-03-2012, 05:35 PM
#364
Originally posted by Lovol
Ricky Bobby is my idol,
Problem? I've got waves - they're tidal.
My raps are frightening, enlightening,
Just like my underwear, I'm tightening.
Captain Price may call duties,
But unlike you, I pull booties.
Like your mother - I $#@!ed 'er,
I'm as cold as ice... burr.
Problem? I've got waves - they're tidal.
My raps are frightening, enlightening,
Just like my underwear, I'm tightening.
Captain Price may call duties,
But unlike you, I pull booties.
Like your mother - I $#@!ed 'er,
I'm as cold as ice... burr.
Waves and problems have nothing alike,
You're just lucky there isn't a button for dislike,
You spit like you don't know what you're doing,
I'll make a show for all the people that are viewing,
My raps make girls scream more than you ever could,
I spit deadly accurate to the point, robin hood,
That shit is tightening cuz you're getting fatter,
I think you've been eating too much cake batter,
I lay this formally, its on a silver platter,
When you read it your dreams will shatter,
So for once pls don't respond, holy shit,
Because rapping against you, just isn't worth it.
03-03-2012, 05:42 PM
#365
Lovol
Guest
Originally posted by Ninja
Waves and problems have nothing alike,
You're just lucky there isn't a button for dislike,
You spit like you don't know what you're doing,
I'll make a show for all the people that are viewing,
My raps make girls scream more than you ever could,
I spit deadly accurate to the point, robin hood,
That shit is tightening cuz you're getting fatter,
I think you've been eating too much cake batter,
I lay this formally, its on a silver platter,
When you read it your dreams will shatter,
So for once pls don't respond, holy shit,
Because rapping against you, just isn't worth it.
You're just lucky there isn't a button for dislike,
You spit like you don't know what you're doing,
I'll make a show for all the people that are viewing,
My raps make girls scream more than you ever could,
I spit deadly accurate to the point, robin hood,
That shit is tightening cuz you're getting fatter,
I think you've been eating too much cake batter,
I lay this formally, its on a silver platter,
When you read it your dreams will shatter,
So for once pls don't respond, holy shit,
Because rapping against you, just isn't worth it.
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03-03-2012, 05:57 PM
#366
i--DanieL_
Edgier than an octagon
My veins are bursting with lava, motherfucking vulcanicity,
I had no jizz left so your bitch said "just piss on me!"
Uhh, are you feeling me? Chills up your spine due to my morbidity
I'm so fucking annoying but you can't get rid of me.
My rhymes are as harmful as asbestos,
woeful lyrics flashing on your desktop,
I'm a raging torrent and you're a wet cloth,
No fear, when I call you gay I don't cough.
So get ready to meet your demise, my brain's nothin' but a demonic device,
bitch put a sock in your mouth, I don't want to hear your pussy-ass crys.
I had no jizz left so your bitch said "just piss on me!"
Uhh, are you feeling me? Chills up your spine due to my morbidity
I'm so fucking annoying but you can't get rid of me.
My rhymes are as harmful as asbestos,
woeful lyrics flashing on your desktop,
I'm a raging torrent and you're a wet cloth,
No fear, when I call you gay I don't cough.
So get ready to meet your demise, my brain's nothin' but a demonic device,
bitch put a sock in your mouth, I don't want to hear your pussy-ass crys.
03-07-2012, 05:22 AM
#369
Originally posted by I
Ninja your words are like the shit that comes out my anus, come at me bro
You that goose from the factory, I think you're shitting gold,
This is the ninja rap school, and you just got enrolled,
I try not to be harsh, they say my raps are cold,
But this time I'll keep myself clean and controlled,
If you thought this battle was easy you're a fool,
Your stay here will be gruesome and cruel,
Once your here you can't leave this duel,
Bring your A-game, on your first day of school.
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03-07-2012, 06:19 AM
#370
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
Originally posted by Ninja
You that goose from the factory, I think you're shitting gold,This is the ninja rap school, and you just got enrolled,I try not to be harsh, they say my raps are cold,But this time I'll keep myself clean and controlled,If you thought this battle was easy you're a fool,Your stay here will be gruesome and cruel,Once your here you can't leave this duel,Bring your A-game, on your first day of school.
This just became the Blackstorm Academy.
I'm schooling you, this shit ain't anatomy.
Battle me? I'll kill you in the first degree.
Immovably eradicate you with sovereignty.
Thoroughly mind f*ck you hard like Socrates.
I don't do this for the rep bro, it's all for me.
If I had to rate your skills, I would say you were a solid 3.
Try to step up your game before you try and talk to me.
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