Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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04-28-2012, 12:14 PM
#443
Lynchy91_EFC
Banned
04-28-2012, 10:41 PM
#444
Joe's still acting tough but I think he's had enough,
His flow's a little rough, it just doesn't have 'the stuff',
Come on bro, you're worse at winning than Rick Santorum,
I bet right now he's crying over a fucking internet forum,
Now look at this guy 2pac, trying to step up to the sharks,
Keeps lighting raps up, but can't get any damn sparks,
All of you suck and need some real fucking inspiration,
But you won't enough of me until the next generation,
I'm the newest product, with high ill rap concentration,
I know you'll quote me back, I can smell your desperation.
His flow's a little rough, it just doesn't have 'the stuff',
Come on bro, you're worse at winning than Rick Santorum,
I bet right now he's crying over a fucking internet forum,
Now look at this guy 2pac, trying to step up to the sharks,
Keeps lighting raps up, but can't get any damn sparks,
All of you suck and need some real fucking inspiration,
But you won't enough of me until the next generation,
I'm the newest product, with high ill rap concentration,
I know you'll quote me back, I can smell your desperation.
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04-28-2012, 10:53 PM
#445
Hannah
Banned
Originally posted by Ninja
Joe's still acting tough but I think he's had enough,
His flow's a little rough, it just doesn't have 'the stuff',
Come on bro, you're worse at winning than Rick Santorum,
I bet right now he's crying over a $#@!ing internet forum,
Now look at this guy 2pac, trying to step up to the sharks,
Keeps lighting raps up, but can't get any damn sparks,
All of you suck and need some real $#@!ing inspiration,
But you won't enough of me until the next generation,
I'm the newest product, with high ill rap concentration,
I know you'll quote me back, I can smell your desperation.
His flow's a little rough, it just doesn't have 'the stuff',
Come on bro, you're worse at winning than Rick Santorum,
I bet right now he's crying over a $#@!ing internet forum,
Now look at this guy 2pac, trying to step up to the sharks,
Keeps lighting raps up, but can't get any damn sparks,
All of you suck and need some real $#@!ing inspiration,
But you won't enough of me until the next generation,
I'm the newest product, with high ill rap concentration,
I know you'll quote me back, I can smell your desperation.
You really, really suck
Here's a cute little duck
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05-18-2012, 04:26 AM
#446
I'll try a fast rap this time :fa:
Here's a random beat if you want :fa:
It seems like this thread's afraid of me,
for ill rapping I was the only nominee,
This place will be bright like a christmas tree,
because thread activity is what I guarantee,
Late at night and I'm in beast mode,
Pull the rap trigger back then reload,
Y'all leachers looking for the source code,
Just go sit back and let these bars flow,
You wanna play rapping monopoly?
I've mastered the game no topping me,
Ninja the rapper it's the prophecy,
You might think I'm lying but honestly,
The skill of some people here is comedy,
Half these posts aren't near to quality,
But before you go home runnin'
This was just my introduction,
Lame quotes will lead to destruction,
But please stay safe is my instruction :fa:
Here's a random beat if you want :fa:
It seems like this thread's afraid of me,
for ill rapping I was the only nominee,
This place will be bright like a christmas tree,
because thread activity is what I guarantee,
Late at night and I'm in beast mode,
Pull the rap trigger back then reload,
Y'all leachers looking for the source code,
Just go sit back and let these bars flow,
You wanna play rapping monopoly?
I've mastered the game no topping me,
Ninja the rapper it's the prophecy,
You might think I'm lying but honestly,
The skill of some people here is comedy,
Half these posts aren't near to quality,
But before you go home runnin'
This was just my introduction,
Lame quotes will lead to destruction,
But please stay safe is my instruction :fa:
05-18-2012, 04:35 AM
#447
Lovol
Guest
Originally posted by Ninja
I'll try a fast rap this time :fa:
Here's a random beat if you want :fa:
It seems like this thread's afraid of me,
for ill rapping I was the only nominee,
This place will be bright like a christmas tree,
because thread activity is what I guarantee,
Late at night and I'm in beast mode,
Pull the rap trigger back then reload,
Y'all leachers looking for the source code,
Just go sit back and let these bars flow,
You wanna play rapping monopoly?
I've mastered the game no topping me,
Ninja the rapper it's the prophecy,
You might think I'm lying but honestly,
The skill of some people here is comedy,
Half these posts aren't near to quality,
But before you go home runnin'
This was just my introduction,
Lame quotes will lead to destruction,
But pleas stay safe is my only instruction :fa:
Here's a random beat if you want :fa:
It seems like this thread's afraid of me,
for ill rapping I was the only nominee,
This place will be bright like a christmas tree,
because thread activity is what I guarantee,
Late at night and I'm in beast mode,
Pull the rap trigger back then reload,
Y'all leachers looking for the source code,
Just go sit back and let these bars flow,
You wanna play rapping monopoly?
I've mastered the game no topping me,
Ninja the rapper it's the prophecy,
You might think I'm lying but honestly,
The skill of some people here is comedy,
Half these posts aren't near to quality,
But before you go home runnin'
This was just my introduction,
Lame quotes will lead to destruction,
But pleas stay safe is my only instruction :fa:
First Ninja raps, then he can code,
cool of U, but put away that chode.
You think you're funny, got skill and what not,
Turn out like your mother and you'll be addicted to pot.
It's only a bad thing if you hide it in your room,
But if you smoke it like Diji... then 360 boom.
Once I post here, the thread will be flyin',
Check these aesthetics out... u mirin'.
Put in a little effort, cmon make a strafe,
But if you wanna do that, pls.........................stay safe.
05-18-2012, 05:20 AM
#448
TheSpoken
Questions are answered.
Originally posted by Lovol
First Ninja raps, then he can code,
cool of U, but put away that chode.
You think you're funny, got skill and what not,
Turn out like your mother and you'll be addicted to pot.
It's only a bad thing if you hide it in your room,
But if you smoke it like Diji... then 360 boom.
Once I post here, the thread will be flyin',
Check these aesthetics out... u mirin'.
Put in a little effort, cmon make a strafe,
But if you wanna do that, pls.........................stay safe.
cool of U, but put away that chode.
You think you're funny, got skill and what not,
Turn out like your mother and you'll be addicted to pot.
It's only a bad thing if you hide it in your room,
But if you smoke it like Diji... then 360 boom.
Once I post here, the thread will be flyin',
Check these aesthetics out... u mirin'.
Put in a little effort, cmon make a strafe,
But if you wanna do that, pls.........................stay safe.
Your flow is pretty stale,
I'll go slow like a snail,
I will let you catch up,
I'm busy with Sony's PUP,
Now you'll go like skrillex on dialing 9-1-1,
But you don't know that you're my son,
As the father I have to say,
Why bother trying; just go out and play.
People call you a fag throughout the shoutbox,
You spray like MW2 noobs with those glocks,
I don't really hate you, you're pretty chill,
But god damn, I hope your mom's on that pill.
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05-18-2012, 05:38 AM
#449
Originally posted by Lovol
First Ninja raps, then he can code,
cool of U, but put away that chode.
You think you're funny, got skill and what not,
Turn out like your mother and you'll be addicted to pot.
It's only a bad thing if you hide it in your room,
But if you smoke it like Diji... then 360 boom.
Once I post here, the thread will be flyin',
Check these aesthetics out... u mirin'.
Put in a little effort, cmon make a strafe,
But if you wanna do that, pls.........................stay safe.
cool of U, but put away that chode.
You think you're funny, got skill and what not,
Turn out like your mother and you'll be addicted to pot.
It's only a bad thing if you hide it in your room,
But if you smoke it like Diji... then 360 boom.
Once I post here, the thread will be flyin',
Check these aesthetics out... u mirin'.
Put in a little effort, cmon make a strafe,
But if you wanna do that, pls.........................stay safe.
I never had it out but go suck it,
Your rapping flow's still a little rugged,
My bars flow so fast, you're flooded
Won't see it coming, I use cold-blooded!
Bro, your rap's is so full of irony,
brought me to the brink of insanity,
Because, your lack of skill's a tragedy,
Your bars put together randomly?
Take it slow, let me break it down,
A few more lines your doom is bound,
Hammer your bars down to the ground,
If you wanna be safe just turn around.
I'm the master of rap, I'm not bluffin,
I earned this shit and regret nothin,
You suck bro, and just quit,
Practice writing bars for a little bit,
Don't hit me with lines of poetry,
Because if you think you're better then show me!
05-18-2012, 05:53 AM
#450
Sox
Guest
Originally posted by Ninja
I'll try a fast rap this time :fa:
Here's a random beat if you want :fa:
It seems like this thread's afraid of me,
for ill rapping I was the only nominee,
This place will be bright like a christmas tree,
because thread activity is what I guarantee,
Late at night and I'm in beast mode,
Pull the rap trigger back then reload,
Y'all leachers looking for the source code,
Just go sit back and let these bars flow,
You wanna play rapping monopoly?
I've mastered the game no topping me,
Ninja the rapper it's the prophecy,
You might think I'm lying but honestly,
The skill of some people here is comedy,
Half these posts aren't near to quality,
But before you go home runnin'
This was just my introduction,
Lame quotes will lead to destruction,
But please stay safe is my instruction :fa:
Here's a random beat if you want :fa:
It seems like this thread's afraid of me,
for ill rapping I was the only nominee,
This place will be bright like a christmas tree,
because thread activity is what I guarantee,
Late at night and I'm in beast mode,
Pull the rap trigger back then reload,
Y'all leachers looking for the source code,
Just go sit back and let these bars flow,
You wanna play rapping monopoly?
I've mastered the game no topping me,
Ninja the rapper it's the prophecy,
You might think I'm lying but honestly,
The skill of some people here is comedy,
Half these posts aren't near to quality,
But before you go home runnin'
This was just my introduction,
Lame quotes will lead to destruction,
But please stay safe is my instruction :fa:
We just met,
and this is crazy,
but here's my number.
so call me maybe.
05-18-2012, 05:59 AM
#451
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Ninja
I'll try a fast rap this time :fa:
Here's a random beat if you want :fa:
It seems like this thread's afraid of me,
for ill rapping I was the only nominee,
This place will be bright like a christmas tree,
because thread activity is what I guarantee,
Late at night and I'm in beast mode,
Pull the rap trigger back then reload,
Y'all leachers looking for the source code,
Just go sit back and let these bars flow,
You wanna play rapping monopoly?
I've mastered the game no topping me,
Ninja the rapper it's the prophecy,
You might think I'm lying but honestly,
The skill of some people here is comedy,
Half these posts aren't near to quality,
But before you go home runnin'
This was just my introduction,
Lame quotes will lead to destruction,
But please stay safe is my instruction :fa:
Here's a random beat if you want :fa:
It seems like this thread's afraid of me,
for ill rapping I was the only nominee,
This place will be bright like a christmas tree,
because thread activity is what I guarantee,
Late at night and I'm in beast mode,
Pull the rap trigger back then reload,
Y'all leachers looking for the source code,
Just go sit back and let these bars flow,
You wanna play rapping monopoly?
I've mastered the game no topping me,
Ninja the rapper it's the prophecy,
You might think I'm lying but honestly,
The skill of some people here is comedy,
Half these posts aren't near to quality,
But before you go home runnin'
This was just my introduction,
Lame quotes will lead to destruction,
But please stay safe is my instruction :fa:
Afraid? please,you're the little red riding hood in this nightmare
Welcome to my jungle, i am the fucking big black bear
Run to the ocean if you please, i am a shark that can smell your fear
There is no escape, your stuck in the labyrinth say your prayer
ill cut you up to one layer.
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