Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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07-25-2012, 11:15 PM
#535
ResistElite,
Banned
Originally posted by Ninja
I've got a thunder buddy, his fuckin name's freddy,
He's a comfy, fluffy, fuzzy, stuffed monkey-puppy, :dumb:
You think you've won, bitch you're getting a bit cocky,
You're acting like a squeaker that just got into a challenge lobby,
Deranked and kicked like you weren't invited to the party,
And stealing someone else's bitch is just how we roll in Cali,
I'm forever alone though, the bitches won't stand around me,
The girlfriend you stole was probably your undercover mommy,
You've got skills like Obama? Your flow's just like his economy,
You don't belong in rap, and I'm saying it with honesty,
Every post of yours on this forum isn't even quality,
What is your future in life? Being a Lil Wayne wannabe?
:ha!:
He's a comfy, fluffy, fuzzy, stuffed monkey-puppy, :dumb:
You think you've won, bitch you're getting a bit cocky,
You're acting like a squeaker that just got into a challenge lobby,
Deranked and kicked like you weren't invited to the party,
And stealing someone else's bitch is just how we roll in Cali,
I'm forever alone though, the bitches won't stand around me,
The girlfriend you stole was probably your undercover mommy,
You've got skills like Obama? Your flow's just like his economy,
You don't belong in rap, and I'm saying it with honesty,
Every post of yours on this forum isn't even quality,
What is your future in life? Being a Lil Wayne wannabe?
:ha!:
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07-25-2012, 11:21 PM
#537
ResistElite,
Banned
07-25-2012, 11:26 PM
#538
07-25-2012, 11:28 PM
#539
ResistElite,
Banned
07-25-2012, 11:53 PM
#540
Originally posted by Ninja
Sorry for the long wait, I was busy eating breakfast,
I'm a little tired, so I hope you still get the message,
Calm down there buddy, because it's about to get reckless
I'll be bangs8, and dedicate these raps to all the lettuce,
After reading, I'm like "What the fuck is this shit?",
Are you being serious?, I'm pulling an Andres Holmvik
Single negs are still allowed, and you gave me a reason,
I'm switching out my style like earth with it's seasons,
You bitch more than a girl on her monthly period,
pls go... because I'm rapping against an idiot.
I'm a little tired, so I hope you still get the message,
Calm down there buddy, because it's about to get reckless
I'll be bangs8, and dedicate these raps to all the lettuce,
After reading, I'm like "What the fuck is this shit?",
Are you being serious?, I'm pulling an Andres Holmvik
Single negs are still allowed, and you gave me a reason,
I'm switching out my style like earth with it's seasons,
You bitch more than a girl on her monthly period,
pls go... because I'm rapping against an idiot.
Yo ninja you fucking asian, don't come on this thread thinking your all bad.
Mate you can't spit for shit , so fix up your flow bitch, rapping about forums... you aint hard.
Look at your postcount that shit makes you look sad.
get a life this is reality lad.
You didn't call me out, but the fact your a faggoty queer couldn't resist me.
You call yourself a rapper you homophobic Oprah Winfrey.
Bitch sit down coz this is the last post you'll see.
Your water gun aint no match for my machete.
Sit down kid, keep browsing for pony music and surf your little MOD SEE PEEEE !
The last line is gay lol, but thats my first evar rap niggaz!
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07-26-2012, 12:29 AM
#541
Originally posted by LEzStarz
Yo ninja you fucking asian, don't come on this thread thinking your all bad.
Mate you can't spit for shit , so fix up your flow bitch, rapping about forums... you aint hard.
Look at your postcount that shit makes you look sad.
get a life this is reality lad.
You didn't call me out, but the fact your a faggoty queer couldn't resist me.
You call yourself a rapper you homophobic Oprah Winfrey.
Bitch sit down coz this is the last post you'll see.
Your water gun aint no match for my machete.
Sit down kid, keep browsing for pony music and surf your little MOD SEE PEEEE !
The last line is gay lol, but thats my first evar rap niggaz!
Mate you can't spit for shit , so fix up your flow bitch, rapping about forums... you aint hard.
Look at your postcount that shit makes you look sad.
get a life this is reality lad.
You didn't call me out, but the fact your a faggoty queer couldn't resist me.
You call yourself a rapper you homophobic Oprah Winfrey.
Bitch sit down coz this is the last post you'll see.
Your water gun aint no match for my machete.
Sit down kid, keep browsing for pony music and surf your little MOD SEE PEEEE !
The last line is gay lol, but thats my first evar rap niggaz!
Someone call a doctor, I think this post just gave me cancer,
Worst part of it is, it only took you seven hours to answer,
Jealous of my post count? Have your jimmies been rustled?
Is my original nationality left your tiny p-brain puzzled?
I shouldn't have started this, it simply isn't worth it,
I can take any post of yours, deconstruct and rebirth it,
You act like you're the leader of the army of barney,
If you wanna go for round 2, come and bite me like Charlie.
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