Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
10-13-2011, 06:34 AM #1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
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C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D

Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.

Okay i'll start!

None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.

=D
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07-26-2012, 12:34 AM #542
Jango
I love my kitteh
Originally posted by Ninja View Post
Someone call a doctor, I think this post just gave me cancer,
Worst part of it is, it only took you seven hours to answer,
Jealous of my post count? Have your jimmies been rustled?
Is my original nationality left your tiny p-brain puzzled?
I shouldn't have started this, it simply isn't worth it,
I can take any post of yours, deconstruct and rebirth it,
You act like you're the leader of the army of barney,
If you wanna go for round 2, come and bite me like Charlie.


lololololollolololololol

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Mr.MoldyOrange
07-26-2012, 12:50 AM #543
Originally posted by Ninja View Post
Someone call a doctor, I think this post just gave me cancer,
Worst part of it is, it only took you seven hours to answer,
Jealous of my post count? Have your jimmies been rustled?
Is my original nationality left your tiny p-brain puzzled?
I shouldn't have started this, it simply isn't worth it,
I can take any post of yours, deconstruct and rebirth it,
You act like you're the leader of the army of barney,
If you wanna go for round 2, come and bite me like Charlie.


Bitch you counted 7 hours, get a life.
I'm not jealous I'm just surprised.
Faggots like you sit behind a screen and type.
Shit is all you can say don't even make this a hype.
I'm not a rapper but I will wrap your bars they aint worth my time.
Talking about round 2 Im here ready to fight..
I will merk you in seconds way before you can comeback with your lies.
The truth is I'm the kind and your just another fly.
Getting respect over the internet coz your name is blue on this site.
Isn't it your bedtime coz your cerphew is way before midnight.

I can seriously not rap but oh well :fa: Ninja is good Happy
07-26-2012, 01:20 AM #544
Originally posted by LEzStarz View Post
Bitch you counted 7 hours, get a life.
I'm not jealous I'm just surprised.
Faggots like you sit behind a screen and type.
Shit is all you can say don't even make this a hype.
I'm not a rapper but I will wrap your bars they aint worth my time.
Talking about round 2 Im here ready to fight..
I will merk you in seconds way before you can comeback with your lies.
The truth is I'm the kind and your just another fly.
Getting respect over the internet coz your name is blue on this site.
Isn't it your bedtime coz your cerphew is way before midnight.

I can seriously not rap but oh well :fa: Ninja is good Happy


You're gaming squad, what do you do with your life,
Go learn another language, and code yourself a wife,
Your raps break glass, while my lyrics get me bitches,
I'll fuck up your fat ass, you'll be left with anal stitches,
For the bars that I spit you would think its illegal,
Leave while you can, for the children and people.
Yeah, I'm a moderator, I'm highly respected,
You're just a gaming squad that always get rejected,
You think I have a curfew? How old are you? Seven?
Your raps so terrible, you could make it a profession,
Will two posts help you learn your lesson?
Told you bro, you can't rap against a legend,
Seriously, I think I'm rapping against a retard,
Go home and I'll even pay for the post card.
07-26-2012, 05:22 AM #545
BAMF
Social Engineer
Originally posted by Ninja View Post
You're gaming squad, what do you do with your life,
Go learn another language, and code yourself a wife,
Your raps break glass, while my lyrics get me bitches,
I'll fuck up your fat ass, you'll be left with anal stitches,
For the bars that I spit you would think its illegal,
Leave while you can, for the children and people.
Yeah, I'm a moderator, I'm highly respected,
You're just a gaming squad that always get rejected,
You think I have a curfew? How old are you? Seven?
Your raps so terrible, you could make it a profession,
Will two posts help you learn your lesson?
Told you bro, you can't rap against a legend,
Seriously, I think I'm rapping against a retard,
Go home and I'll even pay for the post card.



You're a mod! You think you're any better?
While I'm downstairs gettin' ya sister wetter,
Fat kid with over 2000 posts, no one cares.
Only exercise you get is walkin' up da stairs.

Ugly motherfucker, no one likes you.
No partyin', you be doin' math proofs.
The bitches love you, but only the ones that are left.
Only ones you get are of the blind and the deaf.

Just wait, you're a mod. That must me a lot.
But tell me, how much pussy have you got?
Nada. Zip. Zilch. Zero.
Shows how much it means. Bein' a forum's hero.

You a weak ass nigga.
And that a fact.
Prisons gonna be tough,
When you're on Big Bob's sack.

Fuck the world. That's what's up!
You be gettin' freaky to 2 girls 1 cup.
Doin' whatever you want. Without a care.
Lookin' up loli's like some pedobear. :pedo:

Eatin' pizza. Drinkin' soda. Gettin' fat.
You'll be livin alone. You and 21 cats.
You hear me? I know you you heard this.
End it! BANG! Nigga, your life is worthless.

Ya parents broke up, cause their sons a failure.
While your friends go to your mom's house to nail her.
You be sittin' at home, wishin' you be gettin' dome.
But in reality you will be forever alone :fa:

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07-26-2012, 05:48 AM #546
loozemooz 80
Do a barrel roll!
Originally posted by AMF View Post
You're a mod! You think you're any better?
While I'm downstairs gettin' ya sister wetter,
Fat kid with over 2000 posts, no one cares.
Only exercise you get is walkin' up da stairs.

Ugly motherfucker, no one likes you.
No partyin', you be doin' math proofs.
The bitches love you, but only the ones that are left.
Only ones you get are of the blind and the deaf.

Just wait, you're a mod. That must me a lot.
But tell me, how much pussy have you got?
Nada. Zip. Zilch. Zero.
Shows how much it means. Bein' a forum's hero.

You a weak ass nigga.
And that a fact.
Prisons gonna be tough,
When you're on Big Bob's sack.

Fuck the world. That's what's up!
You be gettin' freaky to 2 girls 1 cup.
Doin' whatever you want. Without a care.
Lookin' up loli's like some pedobear. :pedo:

Eatin' pizza. Drinkin' soda. Gettin' fat.
You'll be livin alone. You and 21 cats.
You hear me? I know you you heard this.
End it! BANG! Nigga, your life is worthless.

Ya parents broke up, cause their sons a failure.
While your friends go to your mom's house to nail her.
You be sittin' at home, wishin' you be gettin' dome.
But in reality you will be forever alone :fa:



BAMF?
bad ass motha fucka
bitch, you aint nothin but a cock sucka
all u hoes think u can spit out fresh rhyms
dog i produce this shit like the mint makes dimes
yall bitches think u too dope o fly
think u better than us noobs, do ya guy?
heres to you man
eat shit and die
drag yo ass ta philly, i got some hood for you
as slim said "i dont wanna resort to violence of any sort"
too good fo that shit doe, i b sippin on port
ugly ass mofo in yo basement typin
thinkin u gunna start up some shit n hype and
yo mama got yo undies all tread mark free
nigga y dont u go mod MW3?
thats all u good for and dont forget it
niggas crossin mooz gunna regret it
straight out the hood moa fucka blood gangin
b cuttin nigga off if they b hangin
tryna spit out some rhyms late as fuck
i cant even think dog, b tired as fuck
still doper than you dog thats what up
dont bother quotin this shit, kuz i dont give a FUCK

(sorry for the curses XD)

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07-26-2012, 06:17 AM #547
BAMF
Social Engineer
Originally posted by loozemooz
BAMF?
bad ass motha fucka
bitch, you aint nothin but a cock sucka
all u hoes think u can spit out fresh rhyms
dog i produce this shit like the mint makes dimes
yall bitches think u too dope o fly
think u better than us noobs, do ya guy?
heres to you man
eat shit and die
drag yo ass ta philly, i got some hood for you
as slim said "i dont wanna resort to violence of any sort"
too good fo that shit doe, i b sippin on port
ugly ass mofo in yo basement typin
thinkin u gunna start up some shit n hype and
yo mama got yo undies all tread mark free
nigga y dont u go mod MW3?
thats all u good for and dont forget it
niggas crossin mooz gunna regret it
straight out the hood moa fucka blood gangin
b cuttin nigga off if they b hangin
tryna spit out some rhyms late as fuck
i cant even think dog, b tired as fuck
still doper than you dog thats what up
dont bother quotin this shit, kuz i dont give a FUCK


Quote this shit?
But zip ya zipper!
You say you don't give a fuck?
But yaa daddy begs to differ.

You aint worth shit.
Go to Philly? Take a hint.
Never going back, I ain't gay.
Famous for a movie all about A.I.D's.

You walk around. Head strong. Head High.
Just joinin' NGU, be like "o hai!"
Fake ass gangsta. I know you scared.
You won't do shit. I double dog dare.

"Don't cross mooze" It ain't always how it seems.
Last person who done it, goes by the name of Tom Green.
If you ain't aware, let me share.
Of the one time he fucked "mooze" bare!

Little 16 year old nigga tryna talk back.
Be rappin shit, while his voice boutta crack.
Saggin pants and listenin to hip hop.
Maybe it'll mean somethin' once ya balls drop.

You ain't shit. On NGU. In life.
Go cry, kid. Cuttin' up wit a knife.
No second chances nigga, roll the dice.
Too bad ya e-Penis, be ya real dick size.
07-26-2012, 07:18 AM #548
loozemooz 80
Do a barrel roll!
Originally posted by AMF View Post
Quote this shit?
But zip ya zipper!
You say you don't give a fuck?
But yaa daddy begs to differ.

You aint worth shit.
Go to Philly? Take a hint.
Never going back, I ain't gay.
Famous for a movie all about A.I.D's.

You walk around. Head strong. Head High.
Just joinin' NGU, be like "o hai!"
Fake ass gangsta. I know you scared.
You won't do shit. I double dog dare.

"Don't cross mooze" It ain't always how it seems.
Last person who done it, goes by the name of Tom Green.
If you ain't aware, let me share.
Of the one time he fucked "mooze" bare!

Little 16 year old nigga tryna talk back.
Be rappin shit, while his voice boutta crack.
Saggin pants and listenin to hip hop.
Maybe it'll mean somethin' once ya balls drop.

You ain't shit. On NGU. In life.
Go cry, kid. Cuttin' up wit a knife.
No second chances nigga, roll the dice.
Too bad ya e-Penis, be ya real dick size.


shit dog look at all you wrote!
sorry to tell you but im bout to quoth
just like the raven from my home boy poe
yo that nigga make some mad doe
read it bitch
he spit out some fresh ass shit
that tiny lil head a yours, this all gunna fit?
o btw nigga, suck ma dick

you think you tough shit with yo elite status
man i doubt you can even do lattuce
thats some simple ass shit, talkin multiplication
man my rap aint even work, it like a fuckin vacation

so u got a new chick dog, u think shes phat?
na man that bitch just fat
got some tig ol bitties, ya kna good for fuckin
but shes a straight wreck when it comes to suckin
just like yo sister, damn i fuckin miss her
fine ass curves, kind that make you tingle on the nerves
makin that foot long sing a god damn song.

i aint gunna pre thou, ive climbed this tree doe
big ass butch tryna get hitched
fuck that shit yo she gunna get bitched
out dog
out like yo daddy.
leavin yo ass on the curb without a caddy.

aint got shit to yo name, dont try to fool
bitch i got a fuckin house and a swimmin pool
rooms made of gold, yo mama tryna get a hold
man too many BAMF relates throughout the states
tryna grab my nuts, even when they aint got no butts.

so uh... yea mad bored/tired mooz out. <3 u BAMF Awesome face
07-26-2012, 07:42 AM #549
BAMF
Social Engineer
Originally posted by loozemooz
shit dog look at all you wrote!
sorry to tell you but im bout to quoth
just like the raven from my home boy poe
yo that nigga make some mad doe
read it bitch
he spit out some fresh ass shit
that tiny lil head a yours, this all gunna fit?
o btw nigga, suck ma dick

you think you tough shit with yo elite status
man i doubt you can even do lattuce
thats some simple ass shit, talkin multiplication
man my rap aint even work, it like a fuckin vacation

so u got a new chick dog, u think shes phat?
na man that bitch just fat
got some tig ol bitties, ya kna good for fuckin
but shes a straight wreck when it comes to suckin
just like yo sister, damn i fuckin miss her
fine ass curves, kind that make you tingle on the nerves
makin that foot long sing a god damn song.

i aint gunna pre thou, ive climbed this tree doe
big ass butch tryna get hitched
fuck that shit yo she gunna get bitched
out dog
out like yo daddy.
leavin yo ass on the curb without a caddy.

aint got shit to yo name, dont try to fool
bitch i got a fuckin house and a swimmin pool
rooms made of gold, yo mama tryna get a hold
man too many BAMF relates throughout the states
tryna grab my nuts, even when they aint got no butts.


Nigga talkin math. Yeah that gangster.
When ya mom walked up here. Yeah I banged her.
Talkin bout shit bein made outta gold.
Maybe gold paint, shit I just lol'ed.

Dis nigga prob reppin bout doin drugs n gettin high.
I know better, nigga, when pigs fly.
Nigga least i got a hot girl to fuck.
Sorry, bitch. Look like you outta luck.

Yo but I gotta admit yo girl is famous.
Er'body I know took a thrust at dat anus.
But she put hand in her mouth, da whole fist.
Fucked more people than Santas got on his lists.

Check it out, though. You da joke here.
Whipped out my dick. Put ya girl in fear.
She aint never seen a magnum before.
But she sucked dat dick. Like a street whore.

Go back to your Playstation games.
It wont ever hide the pain.
Of that shit ya uncle did.
To you when you was a little kid.

Nigga touched you like Sandusky.
Den gave you da hook dat was rusty.
Took yo ass to da bathroom.
Showed you a trick he called "the vaccum".

Nuff of dat shit.
No more rhymin bout ya uncle on ya dick.
Seems like this rap shit is getting old.
I might just lay down the cards n fold.

No pain. No fear. No lies.
Yo sista screamed when i put it btw her thighs.
Breath taken, dat bitch was screamin.
Ya knowed she stayed on when I started creamin!

Dat girl didnt know what hit her.
When I came ta split her.
I made dat shit nuthin but loose.
Expect a kid to be callin you Uncle Mooze.

Fuck it, Im done. Aint nothing to prove.
Finally over? Yeah dat shit went smooth.
It's almost 3 AM, where'd da time go?
Well time to leave, peace out bitch hoe!
07-26-2012, 04:02 PM #550
Andy Samberg
The Lonely Island
Originally posted by AMF View Post
Nigga talkin math. Yeah that gangster.
When ya mom walked up here. Yeah I banged her.
Talkin bout shit bein made outta gold.
Maybe gold paint, shit I just lol'ed.
Dis nigga prob reppin bout doin drugs n gettin high.
I know better, nigga, when pigs fly.
Nigga least i got a hot girl to fuck.
Sorry, bitch. Look like you outta luck.
Yo but I gotta admit yo girl is famous.
Er'body I know took a thrust at dat anus.
But she put hand in her mouth, da whole fist.
Fucked more people than Santas got on his lists.
Check it out, though. You da joke here.
Whipped out my dick. Put ya girl in fear.
She aint never seen a magnum before.
But she sucked dat dick. Like a street whore.
Go back to your Playstation games.
It wont ever hide the pain.
Of that shit ya uncle did.
To you when you was a little kid.
Nigga touched you like Sandusky.
Den gave you da hook dat was rusty.
Took yo ass to da bathroom.
Showed you a trick he called "the vaccum".
Nuff of dat shit.
No more rhymin bout ya uncle on ya dick.
Seems like this rap shit is getting old.
I might just lay down the cards n fold.
No pain. No fear. No lies.
Yo sista screamed when i put it btw her thighs.
Breath taken, dat bitch was screamin.
Ya knowed she stayed on when I started creamin!
Dat girl didnt know what hit her.
When I came ta split her.
I made dat shit nuthin but loose.
Expect a kid to be callin you Uncle Mooze.
Fuck it, Im done. Aint nothing to prove.
Finally over? Yeah dat shit went smooth.
It's almost 3 AM, where'd da time go?
Well time to leave, peace out bitch hoe!


Look at you writing all these lines,
Come on man this is my first time?
I shoot my lines so fast, you'll end up like the people watching Batman.
Bitch you a fat man,
I'll fuck you up all on my own, just because I'm forever alone? :fa:
I don't care if I can't get girls,
The girls you get make er'body hurl :puke:

Nigga you are such an idiot,
Sorta' like Whitey posting pictures of himself on the internet
I can't rap for shit, I know that...
But I do fuck your mum, I own that.

Happy

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