Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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07-26-2012, 06:23 PM
#551
BAMF
Social Engineer
Originally posted by Lovols
Look at you writing all these lines,
Come on man this is my first time?
I shoot my lines so fast, you'll end up like the people watching Batman.
Bitch you a fat man,
I'll fuck you up all on my own, just because I'm forever alone?
I don't care if I can't get girls,
The girls you get make er'body hurl
Nigga you are such an idiot,
Sorta' like Whitey posting pictures of himself on the internet
I can't rap for shit, I know that...
But I do fuck your mum, I own that.
Come on man this is my first time?
I shoot my lines so fast, you'll end up like the people watching Batman.
Bitch you a fat man,
I'll fuck you up all on my own, just because I'm forever alone?
I don't care if I can't get girls,
The girls you get make er'body hurl
Nigga you are such an idiot,
Sorta' like Whitey posting pictures of himself on the internet
I can't rap for shit, I know that...
But I do fuck your mum, I own that.
I was a nigga watching Batman.
Til I shot everybody, just cause I can.
Ask you mama bout her trampt stamp!
It says"BAMF" right above her ass crack.
Nigga, you be rappin like you 3 years old.
Rhymes aint fresh! All covered in mold.
Stupid ass nigga. Da fuck you thinkin?
Bring that shit up in here? Ya boat is sinkin.
Lemme tell ya bout ya sister. She the best.
Made it all worth it when I came on her chest.
Nigga, she gave head like prom queen.
Even gave it up da ass. Dat shit was mean!
Weak ass gangsta niggas. Tryna front with.
Fuck up and turn ya head, uppercut bitch!
Kick ya mama in the c-u-n-t. Now she cryin.
Too bad. Cuz an abortion, I aint buyin.
Ya da hoe of a nuther hoe. Like it matters?
Must run in the family. Ya see the pattern?
Ya dad work a part time job but never home.
He sittin behind dumpsters, givin dome.
Fuck this shit nigga. Too bad. I'm outie.
Redneck ass walk up in ya house like "howdy!"
Til I empty my load. shootin' everyone in da head.
Now you're alone. Whole family, dead!
07-26-2012, 07:13 PM
#552
Andy Samberg
The Lonely Island
Originally posted by BAMF
I was a nigga watching Batman.
Til I shot everybody, just cause I can.
Ask you mama bout her trampt stamp!
It says"BAMF" right above her ass crack.
Nigga, you be rappin like you 3 years old.
Rhymes aint fresh! All covered in mold.
Stupid ass nigga. Da fuck you thinkin?
Bring that shit up in here? Ya boat is sinkin.
Lemme tell ya bout ya sister. She the best.
Made it all worth it when I came on her chest.
Nigga, she gave head like prom queen.
Even gave it up da ass. Dat shit was mean!
Weak ass gangsta niggas. Tryna front with.
Fuck up and turn ya head, uppercut bitch!
Kick ya mama in the c-u-n-t. Now she cryin.
Too bad. Cuz an abortion, I aint buyin.
Ya da hoe of a nuther hoe. Like it matters?
Must run in the family. Ya see the pattern?
Ya dad work a part time job but never home.
He sittin behind dumpsters, givin dome.
Fuck this shit nigga. Too bad. I'm outie.
Redneck ass walk up in ya house like "howdy!"
Til I empty my load. shootin' everyone in da head.
Now you're alone. Whole family, dead!
Til I shot everybody, just cause I can.
Ask you mama bout her trampt stamp!
It says"BAMF" right above her ass crack.
Nigga, you be rappin like you 3 years old.
Rhymes aint fresh! All covered in mold.
Stupid ass nigga. Da fuck you thinkin?
Bring that shit up in here? Ya boat is sinkin.
Lemme tell ya bout ya sister. She the best.
Made it all worth it when I came on her chest.
Nigga, she gave head like prom queen.
Even gave it up da ass. Dat shit was mean!
Weak ass gangsta niggas. Tryna front with.
Fuck up and turn ya head, uppercut bitch!
Kick ya mama in the c-u-n-t. Now she cryin.
Too bad. Cuz an abortion, I aint buyin.
Ya da hoe of a nuther hoe. Like it matters?
Must run in the family. Ya see the pattern?
Ya dad work a part time job but never home.
He sittin behind dumpsters, givin dome.
Fuck this shit nigga. Too bad. I'm outie.
Redneck ass walk up in ya house like "howdy!"
Til I empty my load. shootin' everyone in da head.
Now you're alone. Whole family, dead!
Talking about my non-existent sister,
Mister, get your facts straight cause if you tried to shoot her you'd have missed her,
I'm rapping like I'm 3 years old?
Bitch you're rapping like you got sand in your asshole,
Your life is sort of like Star Wars,
You don't know who your father is!
Tryna battle against someone you can't beat,
Bitch sit down I'm tryna' eat!
Come back at me with a better rhyme,
Hurry up though, there probably won't be a next time..
07-27-2012, 12:48 AM
#553
BAMF
Social Engineer
Originally posted by Kenny
Talking about my non-existent sister,
Mister, get your facts straight cause if you tried to shoot her you'd have missed her,
I'm rapping like I'm 3 years old?
Bitch you're rapping like you got sand in your asshole,
Your life is sort of like Star Wars,
You don't know who your father is!
Tryna battle against someone you can't beat,
Bitch sit down I'm tryna' eat!
Come back at me with a better rhyme,
Hurry up though, there probably won't be a next time..
Mister, get your facts straight cause if you tried to shoot her you'd have missed her,
I'm rapping like I'm 3 years old?
Bitch you're rapping like you got sand in your asshole,
Your life is sort of like Star Wars,
You don't know who your father is!
Tryna battle against someone you can't beat,
Bitch sit down I'm tryna' eat!
Come back at me with a better rhyme,
Hurry up though, there probably won't be a next time..
huh? Sorry.I cant hear you.
probably, u suckin a dick too.
Cant remember when I heard a rap that bad.
With ya finger up ass, kid. Get mad!
Sorry if this sounds absurd.
Drivin by yo house, flippin u da bird.
Why u in the house probably fappin.
Ya mom come up from my lap like "What happened?"
I may not know who my father is.
But I'm man enough to stand when i piss.
Unlike u, nigga, fuckin pussy nigga.
Put that gun to ya temple. Pull da trigga.
Least I know what I stand for.
U nigga, take it in da ass like a cheap whore.
Lil scrawny kid runnin around light as a feather.
Prolly got gay porno mags with pages stickin together.
Fuck this rhyme. It aint even lethal.
Ya need to go outside, play some B Ball.
Get a little sun kid, ya look like paper.
BRB. Ya mom's outside. Gotta rape her.
(Please dont take any offense to my raps. Its all just fun and games
)
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07-27-2012, 12:21 PM
#555
Andy Samberg
The Lonely Island
Originally posted by BAMF
huh? Sorry.I cant hear you.
probably, u suckin a dick too.
Cant remember when I heard a rap that bad.
With ya finger up ass, kid. Get mad!
Sorry if this sounds absurd.
Drivin by yo house, flippin u da bird.
Why u in the house probably fappin.
Ya mom come up from my lap like "What happened?"
I may not know who my father is.
But I'm man enough to stand when i piss.
Unlike u, nigga, fuckin pussy nigga.
Put that gun to ya temple. Pull da trigga.
Least I know what I stand for.
U nigga, take it in da ass like a cheap whore.
Lil scrawny kid runnin around light as a feather.
Prolly got gay porno mags with pages stickin together.
Fuck this rhyme. It aint even lethal.
Ya need to go outside, play some B Ball.
Get a little sun kid, ya look like paper.
BRB. Ya mom's outside. Gotta rape her.
(Please dont take any offense to my raps. Its all just fun and games )
probably, u suckin a dick too.
Cant remember when I heard a rap that bad.
With ya finger up ass, kid. Get mad!
Sorry if this sounds absurd.
Drivin by yo house, flippin u da bird.
Why u in the house probably fappin.
Ya mom come up from my lap like "What happened?"
I may not know who my father is.
But I'm man enough to stand when i piss.
Unlike u, nigga, fuckin pussy nigga.
Put that gun to ya temple. Pull da trigga.
Least I know what I stand for.
U nigga, take it in da ass like a cheap whore.
Lil scrawny kid runnin around light as a feather.
Prolly got gay porno mags with pages stickin together.
Fuck this rhyme. It aint even lethal.
Ya need to go outside, play some B Ball.
Get a little sun kid, ya look like paper.
BRB. Ya mom's outside. Gotta rape her.
(Please dont take any offense to my raps. Its all just fun and games
)
You think you ball, well I palm it.
I throw up bombs when I vomit.
Boy I throw down in the kitchen, might hit your mom with my omelet.
But you got egg on your face now watch me drop an atomic.
I should be strapped to the chest of a kamikaze.
Bitch I'm as bat shit as Ozzy, it's obvious, you can tell I go right off the bat.
No pun intended but come any closer I'll bite off your head.
Tryna give me the fingers kinda like giving a spider the web, I'm just gonna spin it and try to use it to my advantage.
I catch a fly in that bitch.
You think you fly, you just food.
I give as much of a flying fuck as that superman dude.
Guess I just do what you can't do or make you look stupid and bamboozled, confused as usual, and you can get ripped she can open a can too
But you better hope you can handle the heat, or stay the fuck outta hell's kitchen...
07-28-2012, 04:23 AM
#556
BAMF
Social Engineer
Originally posted by Kenny
You think you ball, well I palm it.
I throw up bombs when I vomit.
Boy I throw down in the kitchen, might hit your mom with my omelet.
But you got egg on your face now watch me drop an atomic.
I should be strapped to the chest of a kamikaze.
Bitch I'm as bat shit as Ozzy, it's obvious, you can tell I go right off the bat.
No pun intended but come any closer I'll bite off your head.
Tryna give me the fingers kinda like giving a spider the web, I'm just gonna spin it and try to use it to my advantage.
I catch a fly in that bitch.
You think you fly, you just food.
I give as much of a flying fuck as that superman dude.
Guess I just do what you can't do or make you look stupid and bamboozled, confused as usual, and you can get ripped she can open a can too
But you better hope you can handle the heat, or stay the fuck outta hell's kitchen...
I throw up bombs when I vomit.
Boy I throw down in the kitchen, might hit your mom with my omelet.
But you got egg on your face now watch me drop an atomic.
I should be strapped to the chest of a kamikaze.
Bitch I'm as bat shit as Ozzy, it's obvious, you can tell I go right off the bat.
No pun intended but come any closer I'll bite off your head.
Tryna give me the fingers kinda like giving a spider the web, I'm just gonna spin it and try to use it to my advantage.
I catch a fly in that bitch.
You think you fly, you just food.
I give as much of a flying fuck as that superman dude.
Guess I just do what you can't do or make you look stupid and bamboozled, confused as usual, and you can get ripped she can open a can too
But you better hope you can handle the heat, or stay the fuck outta hell's kitchen...
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07-28-2012, 12:05 PM
#557
Andy Samberg
The Lonely Island
08-02-2012, 12:15 AM
#558
J
Who’s Jim Erased?
Originally posted by kissysissy
you suck at rapping give it up im wearing the crown and the jacket you lame as fuck
we all know you but fuck you're mom now get of ur as and buy a car stop dick riding or be dispatched back to mars you ugly fuck you're a troll you deserve to be rick rolled in you're life god gave you 9 cuase you're a fuck up face it you're a disgrace you brand gtfo or youll be in the back of my van opening cans yeah im saying ur my bitch
i tell you when to piss drink and shit you though i was shrink now you know i run with the big boys hoe
now know when to stfu or youll get hit with an uppercut u dumb fuck
we all know you but fuck you're mom now get of ur as and buy a car stop dick riding or be dispatched back to mars you ugly fuck you're a troll you deserve to be rick rolled in you're life god gave you 9 cuase you're a fuck up face it you're a disgrace you brand gtfo or youll be in the back of my van opening cans yeah im saying ur my bitch
i tell you when to piss drink and shit you though i was shrink now you know i run with the big boys hoe
now know when to stfu or youll get hit with an uppercut u dumb fuck
was thes supposed to be a rap, cause i liked his better tbh
08-02-2012, 12:36 AM
#559
mack32
Hurah!
Originally posted by ClutchLikeMelo
Roxbury Boston where this rapper was originated
Your flow is wasted your lines intoxicated
Many debated, the blood nigga comin for the throat of the unaided
44 mags and frags, guns related
Kissy Sissy soundin like some bitch hooker
I get the T pusha packs stayin close to the Booker
The fat stacks is what I like Washing in Tons
Dont fight the bull unless you want the horns like Mr Nonz
An Odd Future would have you bein successful
My rhymes go retarded, stay in class, you're special
Your flow is wasted your lines intoxicated
Many debated, the blood nigga comin for the throat of the unaided
44 mags and frags, guns related
Kissy Sissy soundin like some bitch hooker
I get the T pusha packs stayin close to the Booker
The fat stacks is what I like Washing in Tons
Dont fight the bull unless you want the horns like Mr Nonz
An Odd Future would have you bein successful
My rhymes go retarded, stay in class, you're special
So you wanna mention my name
brah ,you need to step up yo game
Here on NGU they call you a Mod
but in real life you sit around playing COD
so dont mention my name no more
next time you say name you'll end up knocked out on the floor
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