Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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01-10-2013, 08:01 PM
#677
Oklahomo
Banned
Originally posted by Agentjon
Meh, I guess it was alright,
I flow like water work all night,
Names 420, so you smoke?
You're as lame as slowpoke,
Probably joined NGU after the hacks,
Only to find out you're surrounded by blacks,
They're gonna steal your wallet, and kill your mom
Hope you're ready to join nextgenupdate.. dot com
I flow like water work all night,
Names 420, so you smoke?
You're as lame as slowpoke,
Probably joined NGU after the hacks,
Only to find out you're surrounded by blacks,
They're gonna steal your wallet, and kill your mom
Hope you're ready to join nextgenupdate.. dot com
You flow like water? well im fire!
And im higher than 420 I smoke marijuana fuck the weed get some speed!
Reach my leech, hax what hacks? fuck the fags!
I joined for my fun and trophies and some bun!
also fuck da police we're niggas having some peace
420 swag and yolo? fuck all that shit we're having fun
420 weed fuck the speed.
01-11-2013, 01:36 AM
#678
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by Agentjon
Meh, I guess it was alright,
I flow like water work all night,
Names 420, so you smoke?
You're as lame as slowpoke,
Probably joined NGU after the hacks,
Only to find out you're surrounded by blacks,
They're gonna steal your wallet, and kill your mom
Hope you're ready to join nextgenupdate.. dot com
I flow like water work all night,
Names 420, so you smoke?
You're as lame as slowpoke,
Probably joined NGU after the hacks,
Only to find out you're surrounded by blacks,
They're gonna steal your wallet, and kill your mom
Hope you're ready to join nextgenupdate.. dot com
Oh, I see the gloves have come off,
I was going easy, taking it a little soft,
but Now I'm gonna get sick, make you cough,
If I'm as slow as a slowpoke,
Then you're a sluggish sloth homie, no joke,
I'm about to go loc,
Have you thinking twice about screaming YOLO,
And nope son, I didn't join for the hacks,
Surrounded by blacks? Shit was that a trap?
Anyways, it's my shine on this track,
Laying down bars on this rap,
And what you talking about, "hope I'm ready?"
Chop your body up to little pieces, confetti,
I'm pleased that you had the balls to respond,
Stupid move, however, are you a chick, blonde?
That just might be the case,
Get back at me if you still want to get raped.
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01-11-2013, 04:53 AM
#679
AgentJon
Former Staff
Originally posted by 420
Oh, I see the gloves have come off,
I was going easy, taking it a little soft,
but Now I'm gonna get sick, make you cough,
If I'm as slow as a slowpoke,
Then you're a sluggish sloth homie, no joke,
I'm about to go loc,
Have you thinking twice about screaming YOLO,
And nope son, I didn't join for the hacks,
Surrounded by blacks? Shit was that a trap?
Anyways, it's my shine on this track,
Laying down bars on this rap,
And what you talking about, "hope I'm ready?"
Chop your body up to little pieces, confetti,
I'm pleased that you had the balls to respond,
Stupid move, however, are you a chick, blonde?
That just might be the case,
Get back at me if you still want to get raped.
I was going easy, taking it a little soft,
but Now I'm gonna get sick, make you cough,
If I'm as slow as a slowpoke,
Then you're a sluggish sloth homie, no joke,
I'm about to go loc,
Have you thinking twice about screaming YOLO,
And nope son, I didn't join for the hacks,
Surrounded by blacks? Shit was that a trap?
Anyways, it's my shine on this track,
Laying down bars on this rap,
And what you talking about, "hope I'm ready?"
Chop your body up to little pieces, confetti,
I'm pleased that you had the balls to respond,
Stupid move, however, are you a chick, blonde?
That just might be the case,
Get back at me if you still want to get raped.
They're gonna need more than a straitjacket to hold me back,
You even being close to me is just straight crack,
And that's the shit I'm on, harder than your weed,
I'm the greatest, that's just my breed,
If I'm ever hungry I know where to go,
Straight to your mom, she's hoe,
Sorry, ya know,
She gives a big blow,
whenever I want, whatever I say
She do for me, because I'm not gay.
01-11-2013, 08:15 PM
#680
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by Agentjon
They're gonna need more than a straitjacket to hold me back,
You even being close to me is just straight crack,
And that's the shit I'm on, harder than your weed,
I'm the greatest, that's just my breed,
If I'm ever hungry I know where to go,
Straight to your mom, she's hoe,
Sorry, ya know,
She gives a big blow,
whenever I want, whatever I say
She do for me, because I'm not gay.
You even being close to me is just straight crack,
And that's the shit I'm on, harder than your weed,
I'm the greatest, that's just my breed,
If I'm ever hungry I know where to go,
Straight to your mom, she's hoe,
Sorry, ya know,
She gives a big blow,
whenever I want, whatever I say
She do for me, because I'm not gay.
You're a pussy, a fake faggot,
Chop off your arms and rid your need of a straight jacket,
I'm out of your league, you don't fit in this high rate bracket,
Keep going with your weak lines, bull crap,
I'm Phil and you're retarded Alan in the wolfpack,
Success is your only option, yet you continue to fail,
Your rhymes are old, wack, brittle and stale,
Drain your blood if I want, have you super white and pale,
Please respond with something fitting to my scale.
01-12-2013, 05:34 AM
#681
AgentJon
Former Staff
Originally posted by 420
You're a pussy, a fake faggot,
Chop off your arms and rid your need of a straight jacket,
I'm out of your league, you don't fit in this high rate bracket,
Keep going with your weak lines, bull crap,
I'm Phil and you're retarded Alan in the wolfpack,
Success is your only option, yet you continue to fail,
Your rhymes are old, wack, brittle and stale,
Drain your blood if I want, have you super white and pale,
Please respond with something fitting to my scale.
Chop off your arms and rid your need of a straight jacket,
I'm out of your league, you don't fit in this high rate bracket,
Keep going with your weak lines, bull crap,
I'm Phil and you're retarded Alan in the wolfpack,
Success is your only option, yet you continue to fail,
Your rhymes are old, wack, brittle and stale,
Drain your blood if I want, have you super white and pale,
Please respond with something fitting to my scale.
Ha, now listen up kids.
About to fuck his wife and have his kids.
So the retard saves the day!
When you battle me you better pray!
Shit if I'm fake,
Then you can be Drake,
Take from Common and say you dry
Keep going at you until you die
I try,
I'm shy,
I open up and fuck you up
Mindfucked by my lyrics better than 2 girls 1 up
Oh shit Jon you nasty now
While we're giving out names, nice dick Chow!
I don't get Hangovers
I just get bitches to bend over
Should I stop?
Go all the way to the top?
Take you with me cause I'm nifty,
Then drop you like 50
See I'm The Game
Stay hot forever like a flame
And you don't even know what you just read,
Cause bitch you're straight red
Bleeding out,
Oh I won, you doubt?
Read the bold again, I'm the boss
And the Game, faggot you just lost
01-12-2013, 06:12 AM
#682
MLB
Guest
Originally posted by Agentjon
Ha, now listen up kids.
About to fuck his wife and have his kids.
So the retard saves the day!
When you battle me you better pray!
Shit if I'm fake,
Then you can be Drake,
Take from Common and say you dry
Keep going at you until you die
I try,
I'm shy,
I open up and fuck you up
Mindfucked by my lyrics better than 2 girls 1 up
Oh shit Jon you nasty now
While we're giving out names, nice dick Chow!
I don't get Hangovers
I just get bitches to bend over
Should I stop?
Go all the way to the top?
Take you with me cause I'm nifty,
Then drop you like 50
See I'm The Game
Stay hot forever like a flame
And you don't even know what you just read,
Cause bitch you're straight red
Bleeding out,
Oh I won, you doubt?
Read the bold again, I'm the boss
And the Game, faggot you just lost
About to fuck his wife and have his kids.
So the retard saves the day!
When you battle me you better pray!
Shit if I'm fake,
Then you can be Drake,
Take from Common and say you dry
Keep going at you until you die
I try,
I'm shy,
I open up and fuck you up
Mindfucked by my lyrics better than 2 girls 1 up
Oh shit Jon you nasty now
While we're giving out names, nice dick Chow!
I don't get Hangovers
I just get bitches to bend over
Should I stop?
Go all the way to the top?
Take you with me cause I'm nifty,
Then drop you like 50
See I'm The Game
Stay hot forever like a flame
And you don't even know what you just read,
Cause bitch you're straight red
Bleeding out,
Oh I won, you doubt?
Read the bold again, I'm the boss
And the Game, faggot you just lost
01-12-2013, 08:23 AM
#683
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by Agentjon
Ha, now listen up kids.
About to fuck his wife and have his kids.
So the retard saves the day!
When you battle me you better pray!
Shit if I'm fake,
Then you can be Drake,
Take from Common and say you dry
Keep going at you until you die
I try,
I'm shy,
I open up and fuck you up
Mindfucked by my lyrics better than 2 girls 1 up
Oh shit Jon you nasty now
While we're giving out names, nice dick Chow!
I don't get Hangovers
I just get bitches to bend over
Should I stop?
Go all the way to the top?
Take you with me cause I'm nifty,
Then drop you like 50
See I'm The Game
Stay hot forever like a flame
And you don't even know what you just read,
Cause bitch you're straight red
Bleeding out,
Oh I won, you doubt?
Read the bold again, I'm the boss
And the Game, faggot you just lost
About to fuck his wife and have his kids.
So the retard saves the day!
When you battle me you better pray!
Shit if I'm fake,
Then you can be Drake,
Take from Common and say you dry
Keep going at you until you die
I try,
I'm shy,
I open up and fuck you up
Mindfucked by my lyrics better than 2 girls 1 up
Oh shit Jon you nasty now
While we're giving out names, nice dick Chow!
I don't get Hangovers
I just get bitches to bend over
Should I stop?
Go all the way to the top?
Take you with me cause I'm nifty,
Then drop you like 50
See I'm The Game
Stay hot forever like a flame
And you don't even know what you just read,
Cause bitch you're straight red
Bleeding out,
Oh I won, you doubt?
Read the bold again, I'm the boss
And the Game, faggot you just lost
Go ahead and call me drake, but I'm prob. the best you ever had,
You can't go toe to toe with me, I'll leave you forever mad,
Saying shit to diss you is incredibly simple,
Im more of a GAME killer than a prom night pimple,
See how I flipped your own shit?
Took over your throne bitch,
Call your moms cuz my dome itch,
By the way, game never beat fifty,
I'm over here redlining 6th, while you're mis-shifting,
I believe the fact you never get a hangover,
Why? because folks, this mans sober,
He's a good boy, he never touches the devils nectar,
You're mad as fuck because I'm a sick line connecter,
But this is just a game, aiming down sights with my Vector,
If I catch you on my scope while running through my sector,
You'd be more fucked than a water spill on a surge protector,
It's funny how you seem to idolize Eminem,
I'd be ashamed if I were him cuz you're a faggot stick, feminine,
This is easy because I'm reflecting everything your sending in,
Even your moms like, "Son, you should be friending him"
Although the history,
Between me and your mom was a mystery,
I just put that shit out in the open,
Na we ain't joking, chilling over here just toking,
But I laughed when you said that I lost,
My shit is straight cold, you should hit that defrost,
After all, my salad is what your mama tossed,
Please respond, I'm having a lot of fun,
But I would also understand if you decide your done.
01-12-2013, 07:18 PM
#684
AgentJon
Former Staff
Originally posted by 420
Go ahead and call me drake, but I'm prob. the best you ever had,
You can't go toe to toe with me, I'll leave you forever mad,
Saying shit to diss you is incredibly simple,
Im more of a GAME killer than a prom night pimple,
See how I flipped your own shit?
Took over your throne bitch,
Call your moms cuz my dome itch,
By the way, game never beat fifty,
I'm over here redlining 6th, while you're mis-shifting,
I believe the fact you never get a hangover,
Why? because folks, this mans sober,
He's a good boy, he never touches the devils nectar,
You're mad as fuck because I'm a sick line connecter,
But this is just a game, aiming down sights with my Vector,
If I catch you on my scope while running through my sector,
You'd be more fucked than a water spill on a surge protector,
It's funny how you seem to idolize Eminem,
I'd be ashamed if I were him cuz you're a faggot stick, feminine,
This is easy because I'm reflecting everything your sending in,
Even your moms like, "Son, you should be friending him"
Although the history,
Between me and your mom was a mystery,
I just put that shit out in the open,
Na we ain't joking, chilling over here just toking,
But I laughed when you said that I lost,
My shit is straight cold, you should hit that defrost,
After all, my salad is what your mama tossed,
Please respond, I'm having a lot of fun,
But I would also understand if you decide your done.
You can't go toe to toe with me, I'll leave you forever mad,
Saying shit to diss you is incredibly simple,
Im more of a GAME killer than a prom night pimple,
See how I flipped your own shit?
Took over your throne bitch,
Call your moms cuz my dome itch,
By the way, game never beat fifty,
I'm over here redlining 6th, while you're mis-shifting,
I believe the fact you never get a hangover,
Why? because folks, this mans sober,
He's a good boy, he never touches the devils nectar,
You're mad as fuck because I'm a sick line connecter,
But this is just a game, aiming down sights with my Vector,
If I catch you on my scope while running through my sector,
You'd be more fucked than a water spill on a surge protector,
It's funny how you seem to idolize Eminem,
I'd be ashamed if I were him cuz you're a faggot stick, feminine,
This is easy because I'm reflecting everything your sending in,
Even your moms like, "Son, you should be friending him"
Although the history,
Between me and your mom was a mystery,
I just put that shit out in the open,
Na we ain't joking, chilling over here just toking,
But I laughed when you said that I lost,
My shit is straight cold, you should hit that defrost,
After all, my salad is what your mama tossed,
Please respond, I'm having a lot of fun,
But I would also understand if you decide your done.
Man this is my life, why would I ever quit?
And this is fun, I must admit.
I hope you don't mind
How I shine
How I go about
Just give me a shout
And I'll be there
Faster than a hare
Meh I don't really care what you got to say
I'm greater than Alex
Got every bitch screaming ali bombay
But god damn I'm clutch unlike Alex
Switch up your game
and maybe get in your own lane
Piece of shit fucking lame
Destroying you first is my only aim.
01-13-2013, 07:11 AM
#685
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by Agentjon
Man this is my life, why would I ever quit?
And this is fun, I must admit.
I hope you don't mind
How I shine
How I go about
Just give me a shout
And I'll be there
Faster than a hare
Meh I don't really care what you got to say
I'm greater than Alex
Got every bitch screaming ali bombay
But god damn I'm clutch unlike Alex
Switch up your game
and maybe get in your own lane
Piece of shit fucking lame
Destroying you first is my only aim.
And this is fun, I must admit.
I hope you don't mind
How I shine
How I go about
Just give me a shout
And I'll be there
Faster than a hare
Meh I don't really care what you got to say
I'm greater than Alex
Got every bitch screaming ali bombay
But god damn I'm clutch unlike Alex
Switch up your game
and maybe get in your own lane
Piece of shit fucking lame
Destroying you first is my only aim.
Yo, now tell me, who the fuck is alex?
Another motherfucker who lacks talent?
You both can attack me and the scale would still be unbalanced,
Come on dog, please give me a challenge,
I'm sick of replying to such easy shit,
That weak flow you contain, sleazy spit,
And yes sir, I'm in my own lane, way outta ya league,
I see many victories while you fight defeats,
Just like my drink son, I'm most likely neat,
A crazy mind, apart from you and unique,
On one hand I have too many fingers to list how many you beat,
Hope you caught that cuz I meant zero, you should retreat,
I'm driving this battle while you're strapped to the passenger seat,
I'm carrying damaging heat,
A fleet of ammunition, got plenty for you to eat,
So if you're still hungry for more brutality,
Come and try to fuck with my killer mentality.
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