Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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01-05-2013, 10:27 AM
#659
Originally posted by 420
This myth is not busted,
It's legend I'm nothing you should fuck with,
You suck dick,
You do it willingly, no way you're reluctant,
What you talking about BBQ meat for?
I'm cumming on your face, here, let me skeet more,
What the fuck is barbe-choke?
You got no chance like kids happily eating for artichoke,
I notice you got a little Lil Wayne style,
That's some gay shit, you should be put on trial,
And I hope to god your sperm ain't fertile,
Because your kids won't be worthwhile,
Sure I became a reporter,
And nope, I'm not making profit, not even a quarter,
I laid the foundation for you to rap like bricks and mortar,
I think your ego along with your penis just got shorter,
And I noted that you've got some dick riders,
Who won't admit that I spit tighter,
Got you tangled in my web like I'm a poisonous spider,
You're playing into my games,
Responding and saying things I want you be saying,
You're giving me infinite ammunition like a GTA hack,
These skills you lack I pack to attack,
You're a nasty bitch full of plaque and you whack,
Get back so we can continue this rap
It's legend I'm nothing you should fuck with,
You suck dick,
You do it willingly, no way you're reluctant,
What you talking about BBQ meat for?
I'm cumming on your face, here, let me skeet more,
What the fuck is barbe-choke?
You got no chance like kids happily eating for artichoke,
I notice you got a little Lil Wayne style,
That's some gay shit, you should be put on trial,
And I hope to god your sperm ain't fertile,
Because your kids won't be worthwhile,
Sure I became a reporter,
And nope, I'm not making profit, not even a quarter,
I laid the foundation for you to rap like bricks and mortar,
I think your ego along with your penis just got shorter,
And I noted that you've got some dick riders,
Who won't admit that I spit tighter,
Got you tangled in my web like I'm a poisonous spider,
You're playing into my games,
Responding and saying things I want you be saying,
You're giving me infinite ammunition like a GTA hack,
These skills you lack I pack to attack,
You're a nasty bitch full of plaque and you whack,
Get back so we can continue this rap
Truth is, it's obvious I don't really like you,
I'd meet you at 2 O'clock after school just to fight you,
I can throw jokes too, but what would it amount to,
Reading your raps seems to be the funniest thing about you,
There once was a user who quoted the starter,
OP quoted him back and he never wrote any farther,
Lil Wayne? How would I know about him?,
You rap about beating meat I bet you jerk off to his albums,
You've pissed me off and I'm about to go on my mad shit,
I'd say you've lost your touch but you never really had it,
If you thought I'm whack, see it clearly with your glasses,
Rapping against this bitch is just an extra easy practice,
So go back working out with your shake weight,
While I force fuck the competition in this like a date rape,
I just cut your heart out yet I can still hear your heart pound,
I'll watch you run around hopeless, like a bitch ass little cub scout,
I'm hunting for whack junk, like an American Picker,
Spit bars so sick like an epidemic that I'll need an elixir,
Call me maybe goes harder than anything you've written,
And I've caught you empty handed like a catcher without a mitten,
I don't really like to play hate with my pen,
But for your own well being don't ever irritate me again.
nigga.
01-07-2013, 04:47 AM
#661
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by Ninja
Truth is, it's obvious I don't really like you,
I'd meet you at 2 O'clock after school just to fight you,
I can throw jokes too, but what would it amount to,
Reading your raps seems to be the funniest thing about you,
There once was a user who quoted the starter,
OP quoted him back and he never wrote any farther,
Lil Wayne? How would I know about him?,
You rap about beating meat I bet you jerk off to his albums,
You've pissed me off and I'm about to go on my mad shit,
I'd say you've lost your touch but you never really had it,
If you thought I'm whack, see it clearly with your glasses,
Rapping against this bitch is just an extra easy practice,
So go back working out with your shake weight,
While I force fuck the competition in this like a date rape,
I just cut your heart out yet I can still hear your heart pound,
I'll watch you run around hopeless, like a bitch ass little cub scout,
I'm hunting for whack junk, like an American Picker,
Spit bars so sick like an epidemic that I'll need an elixir,
Call me maybe goes harder than anything you've written,
And I've caught you empty handed like a catcher without a mitten,
I don't really like to play hate with my pen,
But for your own well being don't ever irritate me again.
nigga.
I'd meet you at 2 O'clock after school just to fight you,
I can throw jokes too, but what would it amount to,
Reading your raps seems to be the funniest thing about you,
There once was a user who quoted the starter,
OP quoted him back and he never wrote any farther,
Lil Wayne? How would I know about him?,
You rap about beating meat I bet you jerk off to his albums,
You've pissed me off and I'm about to go on my mad shit,
I'd say you've lost your touch but you never really had it,
If you thought I'm whack, see it clearly with your glasses,
Rapping against this bitch is just an extra easy practice,
So go back working out with your shake weight,
While I force fuck the competition in this like a date rape,
I just cut your heart out yet I can still hear your heart pound,
I'll watch you run around hopeless, like a bitch ass little cub scout,
I'm hunting for whack junk, like an American Picker,
Spit bars so sick like an epidemic that I'll need an elixir,
Call me maybe goes harder than anything you've written,
And I've caught you empty handed like a catcher without a mitten,
I don't really like to play hate with my pen,
But for your own well being don't ever irritate me again.
nigga.
That's cute you still get out of class at 2,
While I choose my own schedule, that's how we do,
It's called college, It's big boy school,
Drop knowledge while you play with a dildo, your big toy dude,
You're shit is weak, no way there's a need for an elixir,
We throw down, party hard like the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer,
Yes, I'm a mind tripper,
While you're a professional mine tripper,
You're next job is likely a burger and wine flipper,
Ay mate, did you just say date rape?
Going technical like I'm about to demodulate,
Oh and was that you going "mad shit" ?
More like wack, weak, flimsly and bad shit,
That wasn't good, nope, not even a tad bit,
You're a ugly hobo while I'm like Brad Pitt,
I should seriously show you what mad is,
But it's not yet time,
Come back with some better rhymes,
Then I might think about it,
If you don't want to respond, shit I wouldn't doubt it.
01-07-2013, 07:24 AM
#662
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Little One
Originally posted by 420
That's cute you still get out of class at 2,
While I choose my own schedule, that's how we do,
It's called college, It's big boy school,
Drop knowledge while you play with a dildo, your big toy dude,
You're shit is weak, no way there's a need for an elixir,
We throw down, party hard like the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer,
Yes, I'm a mind tripper,
While you're a professional mine tripper,
You're next job is likely a burger and wine flipper,
Ay mate, did you just say date rape?
Going technical like I'm about to demodulate,
Oh and was that you going "mad shit" ?
More like wack, weak, flimsly and bad shit,
That wasn't good, nope, not even a tad bit,
You're a ugly hobo while I'm like Brad Pitt,
I should seriously show you what mad is,
But it's not yet time,
Come back with some better rhymes,
Then I might think about it,
If you don't want to respond, shit I wouldn't doubt it.
While I choose my own schedule, that's how we do,
It's called college, It's big boy school,
Drop knowledge while you play with a dildo, your big toy dude,
You're shit is weak, no way there's a need for an elixir,
We throw down, party hard like the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer,
Yes, I'm a mind tripper,
While you're a professional mine tripper,
You're next job is likely a burger and wine flipper,
Ay mate, did you just say date rape?
Going technical like I'm about to demodulate,
Oh and was that you going "mad shit" ?
More like wack, weak, flimsly and bad shit,
That wasn't good, nope, not even a tad bit,
You're a ugly hobo while I'm like Brad Pitt,
I should seriously show you what mad is,
But it's not yet time,
Come back with some better rhymes,
Then I might think about it,
If you don't want to respond, shit I wouldn't doubt it.
You got no looks, you got no style,
When I was spanking your momma, she just took it and smiled!
You can't rap for sh*t, although I'm a genius,
My only weaknesses are money and my penis.
Chumps like you are what makes rapping worth while,
Don't try to flatter yourself, you're just in denial,
I'm a rapping gangsta, the best in the world,
And your goddamn raps make my f*cking head twirl
01-08-2013, 04:17 AM
#663
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by ReflexHD
You got no looks, you got no style,
When I was spanking your momma, she just took it and smiled!
You can't rap for sh*t, although I'm a genius,
My only weaknesses are money and my penis.
Chumps like you are what makes rapping worth while,
Don't try to flatter yourself, you're just in denial,
I'm a rapping gangsta, the best in the world,
And your goddamn raps make my f*cking head twirl
When I was spanking your momma, she just took it and smiled!
You can't rap for sh*t, although I'm a genius,
My only weaknesses are money and my penis.
Chumps like you are what makes rapping worth while,
Don't try to flatter yourself, you're just in denial,
I'm a rapping gangsta, the best in the world,
And your goddamn raps make my f*cking head twirl
Are you serious? You want some?
Well then come on son!
I don't even need to diss you,
You gave me too much to respond and flip to,
So.. you're weakness is your penis?
I'll give you some advice, go see a hygienist,
I'm dirty, you're a nice boy, probably the cleanest,
I'll hit you with my weak shit and save my meanest,
Because you're simply not worth my time,
You're rapping is a first degree felonious crime,
That's how horrible your flow is,
Carry on out of this thread, please, go bitch,
You don't know shit,
Drown you in salt water, the fucking ocean,
Before you go, don't forget your lotion,
And that gay porn, your masturbation potion,
I'll make you shed tears, show real emotion,
My raps make your head twirl? cuz you can't comprehend,
You suck, and I meant that as a fucking compliment,
I'm done being nice,
Respond back if you're ready to pay the full price.
01-08-2013, 05:28 AM
#664
Elapse
Little One
Originally posted by 420
Are you serious? You want some?
Well then come on son!
I don't even need to diss you,
You gave me too much to respond and flip to,
So.. you're weakness is your penis?
I'll give you some advice, go see a hygienist,
I'm dirty, you're a nice boy, probably the cleanest,
I'll hit you with my weak shit and save my meanest,
Because you're simply not worth my time,
You're rapping is a first degree felonious crime,
That's how horrible your flow is,
Carry on out of this thread, please, go bitch,
You don't know shit,
Drown you in salt water, the fucking ocean,
Before you go, don't forget your lotion,
And that gay porn, your masturbation potion,
I'll make you shed tears, show real emotion,
My raps make your head twirl? cuz you can't comprehend,
You suck, and I meant that as a fucking compliment,
I'm done being nice,
Respond back if you're ready to pay the full price.
Well then come on son!
I don't even need to diss you,
You gave me too much to respond and flip to,
So.. you're weakness is your penis?
I'll give you some advice, go see a hygienist,
I'm dirty, you're a nice boy, probably the cleanest,
I'll hit you with my weak shit and save my meanest,
Because you're simply not worth my time,
You're rapping is a first degree felonious crime,
That's how horrible your flow is,
Carry on out of this thread, please, go bitch,
You don't know shit,
Drown you in salt water, the fucking ocean,
Before you go, don't forget your lotion,
And that gay porn, your masturbation potion,
I'll make you shed tears, show real emotion,
My raps make your head twirl? cuz you can't comprehend,
You suck, and I meant that as a fucking compliment,
I'm done being nice,
Respond back if you're ready to pay the full price.
Ur Rapping sounds like farts to my ear, It's exactly all the shit no 1 wants to hear, If I were a dog and you you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower, Ur gay little faggot, And a pussy ass reporting maggot. There's not much else to say, other than our battle is going my way. Give up 420, I've beaten many.
01-08-2013, 07:22 AM
#666
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by ReflexHD
Ur Rapping sounds like farts to my ear, It's exactly all the shit no 1 wants to hear, If I were a dog and you you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower, Ur gay little faggot, And a pussy ass reporting maggot. There's not much else to say, other than our battle is going my way. Give up 420, I've beaten many.
Please come back once you learn proper format,
I'll have you begging for mercy, laying on the floor mat,
Grow some balls, gonads,
You've beaten many?
I don't think you've beaten any,
Well, maybe many cocks,
Prostituting for $3 on the end of the block,
Hoping to give blow to get blow, that coke rock,
This was a joke, not,
I'm about to start blazing, smoke, hot,
Got ya heart racing, dope, pot,
Ha, Now I'm going off on a different tangent,
Saying shit that is completely random,
You're the fat opera, I'm the fucking phantom,
I'm not wasting any more ticks on the clock,
Cuz you're still stuck sucking dicks on the block.
01-08-2013, 08:06 AM
#667
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Little One
Originally posted by 420
Please come back once you learn proper format,
I'll have you begging for mercy, laying on the floor mat,
Grow some balls, gonads,
You've beaten many?
I don't think you've beaten any,
Well, maybe many cocks,
Prostituting for $3 on the end of the block,
Hoping to give blow to get blow, that coke rock,
This was a joke, not,
I'm about to start blazing, smoke, hot,
Got ya heart racing, dope, pot,
Ha, Now I'm going off on a different tangent,
Saying shit that is completely random,
You're the fat opera, I'm the fucking phantom,
I'm not wasting any more ticks on the clock,
Cuz you're still stuck sucking dicks on the block.
I'll have you begging for mercy, laying on the floor mat,
Grow some balls, gonads,
You've beaten many?
I don't think you've beaten any,
Well, maybe many cocks,
Prostituting for $3 on the end of the block,
Hoping to give blow to get blow, that coke rock,
This was a joke, not,
I'm about to start blazing, smoke, hot,
Got ya heart racing, dope, pot,
Ha, Now I'm going off on a different tangent,
Saying shit that is completely random,
You're the fat opera, I'm the fucking phantom,
I'm not wasting any more ticks on the clock,
Cuz you're still stuck sucking dicks on the block.
Mate ur calls a shit, Im definitely winning it, Who gives a crap about format, Your a weak ass bitch howzthat, Your just another wannabe rat compared to me I'm like tupac, 420 your obliviously a gay NGU user, so go fuck yourself you ugly looser.
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