Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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01-08-2013, 09:23 PM
#669
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by ReflexHD
Mate ur calls a shit, Im definitely winning it, Who gives a crap about format, Your a weak ass bitch howzthat, Your just another wannabe rat compared to me I'm like tupac, 420 your obliviously a gay NGU user, so go fuck yourself you ugly looser.
Don't ever compare yourself to Tupac,
I'ma hit you with forty two shots,
From dual wielded pistols, akimbo, two glocks,
I'm going to keep this one short and sweet,
Because after your first letter, all I saw was a defeat,
You're going to starve, no more taste of my mind,
For real, you're just a horrible waste of my time.
01-09-2013, 12:36 PM
#670
Elapse
Little One
Originally posted by 420
Don't ever compare yourself to Tupac,
I'ma hit you with forty two shots,
From dual wielded pistols, akimbo, two glocks,
I'm going to keep this one short and sweet,
Because after your first letter, all I saw was a defeat,
You're going to starve, no more taste of my mind,
For real, you're just a horrible waste of my time.
I'ma hit you with forty two shots,
From dual wielded pistols, akimbo, two glocks,
I'm going to keep this one short and sweet,
Because after your first letter, all I saw was a defeat,
You're going to starve, no more taste of my mind,
For real, you're just a horrible waste of my time.
You talk urself up like your a gangster, But your just a wanker. 420 it's game over, You were an easy beat and a stepover.
01-09-2013, 06:55 PM
#671
toxicump45
Do a barrel roll!
01-10-2013, 06:27 PM
#672
AgentJon
Former Staff
Fuck y'all, fuck y'all, yeah I said it fuck y'all,
Going so hard on NGU I start a brawl,
I fuck grandmas oh so nice,
Your dick so tiny like a mice,
I'm crazy good like MJ,
Rape you kids like MJ,
Call me Agent for I am invisible,
Don't even try for I am invincible,
I rhyme, I rhyme,
I'm white, I don't do crime,
But it's about that time, For me to go,
All y'all say is 'please, oh no'
Lay the bomb on you,
Killing millions like Jews
Great like Hitler,
But coward like Adolf
Bout that time for me to log off.
Going so hard on NGU I start a brawl,
I fuck grandmas oh so nice,
Your dick so tiny like a mice,
I'm crazy good like MJ,
Rape you kids like MJ,
Call me Agent for I am invisible,
Don't even try for I am invincible,
I rhyme, I rhyme,
I'm white, I don't do crime,
But it's about that time, For me to go,
All y'all say is 'please, oh no'
Lay the bomb on you,
Killing millions like Jews
Great like Hitler,
But coward like Adolf
Bout that time for me to log off.
01-10-2013, 06:50 PM
#673
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by Agentjon
Fuck y'all, fuck y'all, yeah I said it fuck y'all,
Going so hard on NGU I start a brawl,
I fuck grandmas oh so nice,
Your dick so tiny like a mice,
I'm crazy good like MJ,
Rape you kids like MJ,
Call me Agent for I am invisible,
Don't even try for I am invincible,
I rhyme, I rhyme,
I'm white, I don't do crime,
But it's about that time, For me to go,
All y'all say is 'please, oh no'
Lay the bomb on you,
Killing millions like Jews
Great like Hitler,
But coward like Adolf
Bout that time for me to log off.
Going so hard on NGU I start a brawl,
I fuck grandmas oh so nice,
Your dick so tiny like a mice,
I'm crazy good like MJ,
Rape you kids like MJ,
Call me Agent for I am invisible,
Don't even try for I am invincible,
I rhyme, I rhyme,
I'm white, I don't do crime,
But it's about that time, For me to go,
All y'all say is 'please, oh no'
Lay the bomb on you,
Killing millions like Jews
Great like Hitler,
But coward like Adolf
Bout that time for me to log off.
Don't log off, I wanna have some fun,
Enjoy my ejaculation, here, have some cum,
Ooops, that was a real dirty line,
But what can I say? I posses a dirty mind,
Still consistent with these sturdy rhymes,
So mister Adolf,
I'm finna crack your face off,
With a stick swinging like I'm about to play golf,
Oh, there I go being mean again,
I'm sorry, in the end I sure hope we can be friends,
If you reply, though, I won't hesitate to speak and defend,
You fuck grandmas? Well, that's real classy,
Like a red neck fucking his sister, not even a bit trashy,
Anyways, nice flowing some lyrics your way,
I hope you weren't offended by anything I had to say.
---------- Post added at 10:47 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:44 AM ----------
Originally posted by ReflexHD
You talk urself up like your a gangster, But your just a wanker. 420 it's game over, You were an easy beat and a stepover.
Like I'm a gangster?
Yes son, I'm going to bang ya,
Why you calling me a wanker?
You're useless, planker,
Reflex HD,
I'm sexy, tell your mom don't text me,
I will not send anymore pics of me flexing,
This might be new to you and perplexing,
But it's cool, me and her had a thing,
I hit it and quit it, boom! bada bing,
This was never game over for me,
As you can clearly see, I stare down victory.
---------- Post added at 10:50 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:47 AM ----------
Originally posted by xByNovaa
The Fat Cat Sat on the Mat with a Hat!
.... holding a bat at a rat, laid flat, splat!
01-10-2013, 07:01 PM
#674
Oklahomo
Banned
Originally posted by 420
Don't log off, I wanna have some fun,
Enjoy my ejaculation, here, have some cum,
Ooops, that was a real dirty line,
But what can I say? I posses a dirty mind,
Still consistent with these sturdy rhymes,
So mister Adolf,
I'm finna crack your face off,
With a stick swinging like I'm about to play golf,
Oh, there I go being mean again,
I'm sorry, in the end I sure hope we can be friends,
If you reply, though, I won't hesitate to speak and defend,
You fuck grandmas? Well, that's real classy,
Like a red neck fucking his sister, not even a bit trashy,
Anyways, nice flowing some lyrics your way,
I hope you weren't offended by anything I had to say.
---------- Post added at 10:47 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:44 AM ----------
Like I'm a gangster?
Yes son, I'm going to bang ya,
Why you calling me a wanker?
You're useless, planker,
Reflex HD,
I'm sexy, tell your mom don't text me,
I will not send anymore pics of me flexing,
This might be new to you and perplexing,
But it's cool, me and her had a thing,
I hit it and quit it, boom! bada bing,
This was never game over for me,
As you can clearly see, I stare down victory.
---------- Post added at 10:50 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:47 AM ----------
.... holding a bat at a rat, laid flat, splat!
Enjoy my ejaculation, here, have some cum,
Ooops, that was a real dirty line,
But what can I say? I posses a dirty mind,
Still consistent with these sturdy rhymes,
So mister Adolf,
I'm finna crack your face off,
With a stick swinging like I'm about to play golf,
Oh, there I go being mean again,
I'm sorry, in the end I sure hope we can be friends,
If you reply, though, I won't hesitate to speak and defend,
You fuck grandmas? Well, that's real classy,
Like a red neck fucking his sister, not even a bit trashy,
Anyways, nice flowing some lyrics your way,
I hope you weren't offended by anything I had to say.
---------- Post added at 10:47 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:44 AM ----------
Like I'm a gangster?
Yes son, I'm going to bang ya,
Why you calling me a wanker?
You're useless, planker,
Reflex HD,
I'm sexy, tell your mom don't text me,
I will not send anymore pics of me flexing,
This might be new to you and perplexing,
But it's cool, me and her had a thing,
I hit it and quit it, boom! bada bing,
This was never game over for me,
As you can clearly see, I stare down victory.
---------- Post added at 10:50 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:47 AM ----------
.... holding a bat at a rat, laid flat, splat!
Holding a bat what the fuck you gonna
hit a rat you fat nigga learn some out of my big shega
laid flat that's like you fucked a cat learn some get some splat poo out of the mooo
I hold at you a bat just like the fuckin rat! I make you say aaaah fuck and cum bah
cum out of the chum fuck yeah yum yum get it to your gf and let get a charm fuck and larm
like a bitching bitch hating on my shit just like notch created minecraft with shit and bots!
01-10-2013, 07:07 PM
#675
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by TwiNyoU
Holding a bat what the fuck you gonna
hit a rat you fat nigga learn some out of my big shega
laid flat that's like you fucked a cat learn some get some splat poo out of the mooo
I hold at you a bat just like the fuckin rat! I make you say aaaah fuck and cum bah
cum out of the chum fuck yeah yum yum get it to your gf and let get a charm fuck and larm
like a bitching bitch hating on my shit just like notch created minecraft with shit and bots!
hit a rat you fat nigga learn some out of my big shega
laid flat that's like you fucked a cat learn some get some splat poo out of the mooo
I hold at you a bat just like the fuckin rat! I make you say aaaah fuck and cum bah
cum out of the chum fuck yeah yum yum get it to your gf and let get a charm fuck and larm
like a bitching bitch hating on my shit just like notch created minecraft with shit and bots!
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01-10-2013, 07:15 PM
#676
AgentJon
Former Staff
Originally posted by 420
Don't log off, I wanna have some fun,
Enjoy my ejaculation, here, have some cum,
Ooops, that was a real dirty line,
But what can I say? I posses a dirty mind,
Still consistent with these sturdy rhymes,
So mister Adolf,
I'm finna crack your face off,
With a stick swinging like I'm about to play golf,
Oh, there I go being mean again,
I'm sorry, in the end I sure hope we can be friends,
If you reply, though, I won't hesitate to speak and defend,
You fuck grandmas? Well, that's real classy,
Like a red neck fucking his sister, not even a bit trashy,
Anyways, nice flowing some lyrics your way,
I hope you weren't offended by anything I had to say.
Enjoy my ejaculation, here, have some cum,
Ooops, that was a real dirty line,
But what can I say? I posses a dirty mind,
Still consistent with these sturdy rhymes,
So mister Adolf,
I'm finna crack your face off,
With a stick swinging like I'm about to play golf,
Oh, there I go being mean again,
I'm sorry, in the end I sure hope we can be friends,
If you reply, though, I won't hesitate to speak and defend,
You fuck grandmas? Well, that's real classy,
Like a red neck fucking his sister, not even a bit trashy,
Anyways, nice flowing some lyrics your way,
I hope you weren't offended by anything I had to say.
Meh, I guess it was alright,
I flow like water work all night,
Names 420, so you smoke?
You're as lame as slowpoke,
Probably joined NGU after the hacks,
Only to find out you're surrounded by blacks,
They're gonna steal your wallet, and kill your mom
Hope you're ready to join nextgenupdate.. dot com
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