Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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01-13-2013, 07:44 AM
#686
pansona_214
Bounty hunter
Just a lil 3BAR spit!
I load up the ammunition and take out all competition,
you niggas and bitches wishing yo body don't come up missin
got 9 and a K in the back of the expedition
a scope up on the K witha eagles eye vision
you gonna come out looking worse than a fukin head on collision
splitting wigs and squeezing triggas is my only addiction!
I load up the ammunition and take out all competition,
you niggas and bitches wishing yo body don't come up missin
got 9 and a K in the back of the expedition
a scope up on the K witha eagles eye vision
you gonna come out looking worse than a fukin head on collision
splitting wigs and squeezing triggas is my only addiction!
01-13-2013, 08:39 AM
#687
MLB
Guest
Originally posted by 214
Just a lil 3BAR spit!
I load up the ammunition and take out all competition,
you niggas and bitches wishing yo body don't come up missin
got 9 and a K in the back of the expedition
a scope up on the K witha eagles eye vision
you gonna come out looking worse than a fukin head on collision
splitting wigs and squeezing triggas is my only addiction!
I load up the ammunition and take out all competition,
you niggas and bitches wishing yo body don't come up missin
got 9 and a K in the back of the expedition
a scope up on the K witha eagles eye vision
you gonna come out looking worse than a fukin head on collision
splitting wigs and squeezing triggas is my only addiction!
yo your gay you suck...
vages
oh all night that your face all swelled up and it...
fades away
yo
01-24-2013, 06:00 PM
#688
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by 214
Just a lil 3BAR spit!
I load up the ammunition and take out all competition,
you niggas and bitches wishing yo body don't come up missin
got 9 and a K in the back of the expedition
a scope up on the K witha eagles eye vision
you gonna come out looking worse than a fukin head on collision
splitting wigs and squeezing triggas is my only addiction!
I load up the ammunition and take out all competition,
you niggas and bitches wishing yo body don't come up missin
got 9 and a K in the back of the expedition
a scope up on the K witha eagles eye vision
you gonna come out looking worse than a fukin head on collision
splitting wigs and squeezing triggas is my only addiction!
Inflicting affliction, and splitting my victims is my addiction,
The way I'm spitting and ripping will have you quitting and missing,
You're an easy as fuck target to be dissing,
Venomous hissing, my nuts you will be kissing,
Since you went three bars, I'm also committing,
A fake pussy trying to be hard while he's skilled at knitting.
01-25-2013, 02:42 PM
#689
thed0c
Gym leader
Originally posted by 420
Inflicting affliction, and splitting my victims is my addiction,
The way I'm spitting and ripping will have you quitting and missing,
You're an easy as fuck target to be dissing,
Venomous hissing, my nuts you will be kissing,
Since you went three bars, I'm also committing,
A fake pussy trying to be hard while he's skilled at knitting.
The way I'm spitting and ripping will have you quitting and missing,
You're an easy as fuck target to be dissing,
Venomous hissing, my nuts you will be kissing,
Since you went three bars, I'm also committing,
A fake pussy trying to be hard while he's skilled at knitting.
spitting hes an easy targt to be dissing ?
the only target youl be dissing is the one under my bed
yeah the mother of 420 is missing..
420 ? fuck 420 bitch please, your real name is henry
just thought id give this a go but if it aint work out
i might just go..maybe not today but maybe tomorrow
i see you spittin bars on ngu like there aint tomorrow
so pipe down nigga and give me your best go
LOL pretty shit but hey im bored!
01-26-2013, 06:22 AM
#690
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by thed0c
spitting hes an easy targt to be dissing ?
the only target youl be dissing is the one under my bed
yeah the mother of 420 is missing..
420 ? fuck 420 bitch please, your real name is henry
just thought id give this a go but if it aint work out
i might just go..maybe not today but maybe tomorrow
i see you spittin bars on ngu like there aint tomorrow
so pipe down nigga and give me your best go
LOL pretty shit but hey im bored!
the only target youl be dissing is the one under my bed
yeah the mother of 420 is missing..
420 ? fuck 420 bitch please, your real name is henry
just thought id give this a go but if it aint work out
i might just go..maybe not today but maybe tomorrow
i see you spittin bars on ngu like there aint tomorrow
so pipe down nigga and give me your best go
LOL pretty shit but hey im bored!
That was real horrible, so I won't really go hard,
What were you even saying? Retarded, slow bars,
I won't give you a full show, just the pre-cum,
You can replay this verse over and over, re-run,
I'll have you saying, "Yup, he won"
Do you want more, or are we done?
01-28-2013, 12:50 PM
#691
.Vanilla.
Banned
Originally posted by 420
That was real horrible, so I won't really go hard,
What were you even saying? Retarded, slow bars,
I won't give you a full show, just the pre-cum,
You can replay this verse over and over, re-run,
I'll have you saying, "Yup, he won"
Do you want more, or are we done?
What were you even saying? Retarded, slow bars,
I won't give you a full show, just the pre-cum,
You can replay this verse over and over, re-run,
I'll have you saying, "Yup, he won"
Do you want more, or are we done?
You'd better watch out who you're calling into battle,
I'll brand your fat ass and herd you like cattle,
You're talkin to the Murder Junkie the MB pimp,
comin at me with your weak rhymes I'm gonna make you my gimp,
you chimp you know that I'm a boyfriend of your mother's,
I'm so fukkin old I spawned your sisters and your brothers,
My flow comes down like a typhoon,
Your mammas hairy triangle looks like an axe wound,
She always wants to fuck me cuz I'm famous,
So I fucked away the membrane between her pussy and her anus,
her hunger is compulsive for the pole,
when I knocked her up with you, you were delivered out her asshole
You had better think again before you mess with a veteran,
come at me with a rhyme and I'll school your ass again
01-28-2013, 01:42 PM
#692
Yeezus Christ
[move]Gk!A[/move]
Calling out SONY.
"Let's take this out of the courtroom and into the streets
I'm a beast, at the least, you'll face me in the northeast
Get my ire up, light my fire
I'll go harder than Eminem went at Mariah
Call me a liar
Pound me in the ass with no lube, chafing
You're fucking with the dude who got the keys to your safe and
Those that can't do bring suits
Cry to your Uncle Sam to settle disputes
Thought you'd tackle this with a little more tact
But then again fudgepackers, I don't know Jack
I shed a tear everytime I think of Lik Sang
But shit man, they're a corporation
And I'm a personification of freedom for all
You fill dockets, like thats a concept foreign to y'all
While lawyers muddy water and TROs stall
Out of business is jail for me
And you're suing me civilly
Exhibit this in the courtroom
Go on, do it, I dare you"
hehehe.....
"Let's take this out of the courtroom and into the streets
I'm a beast, at the least, you'll face me in the northeast
Get my ire up, light my fire
I'll go harder than Eminem went at Mariah
Call me a liar
Pound me in the ass with no lube, chafing
You're fucking with the dude who got the keys to your safe and
Those that can't do bring suits
Cry to your Uncle Sam to settle disputes
Thought you'd tackle this with a little more tact
But then again fudgepackers, I don't know Jack
I shed a tear everytime I think of Lik Sang
But shit man, they're a corporation
And I'm a personification of freedom for all
You fill dockets, like thats a concept foreign to y'all
While lawyers muddy water and TROs stall
Out of business is jail for me
And you're suing me civilly
Exhibit this in the courtroom
Go on, do it, I dare you"
hehehe.....
01-29-2013, 07:36 AM
#693
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by .Vanilla.
You'd better watch out who you're calling into battle,
I'll brand your fat ass and herd you like cattle,
You're talkin to the Murder Junkie the MB pimp,
comin at me with your weak rhymes I'm gonna make you my gimp,
you chimp you know that I'm a boyfriend of your mother's,
I'm so fukkin old I spawned your sisters and your brothers,
My flow comes down like a typhoon,
Your mammas hairy triangle looks like an axe wound,
She always wants to fuck me cuz I'm famous,
So I fucked away the membrane between her pussy and her anus,
her hunger is compulsive for the pole,
when I knocked her up with you, you were delivered out her asshole
You had better think again before you mess with a veteran,
come at me with a rhyme and I'll school your ass again
I'll brand your fat ass and herd you like cattle,
You're talkin to the Murder Junkie the MB pimp,
comin at me with your weak rhymes I'm gonna make you my gimp,
you chimp you know that I'm a boyfriend of your mother's,
I'm so fukkin old I spawned your sisters and your brothers,
My flow comes down like a typhoon,
Your mammas hairy triangle looks like an axe wound,
She always wants to fuck me cuz I'm famous,
So I fucked away the membrane between her pussy and her anus,
her hunger is compulsive for the pole,
when I knocked her up with you, you were delivered out her asshole
You had better think again before you mess with a veteran,
come at me with a rhyme and I'll school your ass again
You decided to get at me, hands up for the brave soul,
Spawned my siblings? You limp dick faggot, probably age old,
I'll take your word for it, I mean, if you say so,
Just kidding, I'm about to unleash my caged rage flow,
You won't keep up, you'll be flipping the page slow,
I pass tests on the spot, while your only option is the take home,
You please nobody, all you get it fake moans,
Speaking of school, you can really use some help on em rap skills,
Fuck it, I'll even be nice enough to help you on your math skills,
I feel bad for you, can't get no pussy so all you do is fap still,
Here, let me show you what a real fucking threat is,
Smash you with a super kick like I'm Anthony Pettis,
Or run you over like I'm Jerome "The Bus" Bettis,
You're a weak vegetable, and I got the sudden urge to crush lettuce,
You sick fuck, getting turned on by old metal with your rust fetish,
I'm about ready to turn into a real damn killa,
You make it too easy, specially with a name like Vanilla,
What's this bullshit about a typhoon?
I'm on crazy flow, call this shit mic doom,
You're my target, I'm zoomed in and you're about to die soon,
But I grant you a few more breaths so you can reply,
After your next weak trash bars, I'll say my final goodbye.
01-29-2013, 07:46 AM
#694
.Vanilla.
Banned
Originally posted by 420
You decided to get at me, hands up for the brave soul,
Spawned my siblings? You limp dick faggot, probably age old,
I'll take your word for it, I mean, if you say so,
Just kidding, I'm about to unleash my caged rage flow,
You won't keep up, you'll be flipping the page slow,
I pass tests on the spot, while your only option is the take home,
You please nobody, all you get it fake moans,
Speaking of school, you can really use some help on em rap skills,
Fuck it, I'll even be nice enough to help you on your math skills,
I feel bad for you, can't get no pussy so all you do is fap still,
Here, let me show you what a real fucking threat is,
Smash you with a super kick like I'm Anthony Pettis,
Or run you over like I'm Jerome "The Bus" Bettis,
You're a weak vegetable, and I got the sudden urge to crush lettuce,
You sick fuck, getting turned on by old metal with your rust fetish,
I'm about ready to turn into a real damn killa,
You make it too easy, specially with a name like Vanilla,
What's this bullshit about a typhoon?
I'm on crazy flow, call this shit mic doom,
You're my target, I'm zoomed in and you're about to die soon,
But I grant you a few more breaths so you can reply,
After your next weak trash bars, I'll say my final goodbye.
Spawned my siblings? You limp dick faggot, probably age old,
I'll take your word for it, I mean, if you say so,
Just kidding, I'm about to unleash my caged rage flow,
You won't keep up, you'll be flipping the page slow,
I pass tests on the spot, while your only option is the take home,
You please nobody, all you get it fake moans,
Speaking of school, you can really use some help on em rap skills,
Fuck it, I'll even be nice enough to help you on your math skills,
I feel bad for you, can't get no pussy so all you do is fap still,
Here, let me show you what a real fucking threat is,
Smash you with a super kick like I'm Anthony Pettis,
Or run you over like I'm Jerome "The Bus" Bettis,
You're a weak vegetable, and I got the sudden urge to crush lettuce,
You sick fuck, getting turned on by old metal with your rust fetish,
I'm about ready to turn into a real damn killa,
You make it too easy, specially with a name like Vanilla,
What's this bullshit about a typhoon?
I'm on crazy flow, call this shit mic doom,
You're my target, I'm zoomed in and you're about to die soon,
But I grant you a few more breaths so you can reply,
After your next weak trash bars, I'll say my final goodbye.
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