Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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02-28-2013, 05:20 AM
#704
BishAreForFags
Banned
Originally posted by 420
Here we go, I've been patiently waiting,
Over the last grain of rice, like a Haitian debating,
I was waiting for you to start making, creating,
But for reals bro, Based God?
I think I need my mouth checked, that shit taste odd,
You're just a "pretty bitch" whose not ready for this face off,
Because dog, I'll simply claw and rip your face off,
Go hard, never play soft,
Vicious, merciless with no heart, call me Adolf
All the past competitors, I easily slayed all,
I then took a break, like fuck it and played golf,
But now you're back, and this just got heavy,
Think twice if you thought I was not ready,
I'm stockpiled in ammo, I've got plenty,
And don't think I will hesitate to fire at friendlies,
All they have to do is simply tempt me.
Over the last grain of rice, like a Haitian debating,
I was waiting for you to start making, creating,
But for reals bro, Based God?
I think I need my mouth checked, that shit taste odd,
You're just a "pretty bitch" whose not ready for this face off,
Because dog, I'll simply claw and rip your face off,
Go hard, never play soft,
Vicious, merciless with no heart, call me Adolf
All the past competitors, I easily slayed all,
I then took a break, like fuck it and played golf,
But now you're back, and this just got heavy,
Think twice if you thought I was not ready,
I'm stockpiled in ammo, I've got plenty,
And don't think I will hesitate to fire at friendlies,
All they have to do is simply tempt me.
Oh look we got a badass over here
Just kidding it's just a fat ass queer
Think you're so tuff smoking all that og kush?
Ha fuck up while i'll go shit in a bush.
Seems like your taking over this whole thread.
Sorry but this is all just fucking up my head.
Speaking of head when was the last time you got it?
I hear all you do is use your hand and flop it.
It's cool i know how its feels.
Like me fucking your mom in the butthole in the rear.
You hear that? It sounds like the end is near
Just kidding it's the sound of fear
The fear of being OG which you're clearly not must give you a tear.
Better start thinking about your future and start getting fixy
I'm out for now but not for good and my name is Twixy.
02-28-2013, 05:49 AM
#705
Originally posted by 420
Here we go, I've been patiently waiting,
Over the last grain of rice, like a Haitian debating,
I was waiting for you to start making, creating,
But for reals bro, Based God?
I think I need my mouth checked, that shit taste odd,
You're just a "pretty bitch" whose not ready for this face off,
Because dog, I'll simply claw and rip your face off,
Go hard, never play soft,
Vicious, merciless with no heart, call me Adolf
All the past competitors, I easily slayed all,
I then took a break, like fuck it and played golf,
But now you're back, and this just got heavy,
Think twice if you thought I was not ready,
I'm stockpiled in ammo, I've got plenty,
And don't think I will hesitate to fire at friendlies,
All they have to do is simply tempt me.
Over the last grain of rice, like a Haitian debating,
I was waiting for you to start making, creating,
But for reals bro, Based God?
I think I need my mouth checked, that shit taste odd,
You're just a "pretty bitch" whose not ready for this face off,
Because dog, I'll simply claw and rip your face off,
Go hard, never play soft,
Vicious, merciless with no heart, call me Adolf
All the past competitors, I easily slayed all,
I then took a break, like fuck it and played golf,
But now you're back, and this just got heavy,
Think twice if you thought I was not ready,
I'm stockpiled in ammo, I've got plenty,
And don't think I will hesitate to fire at friendlies,
All they have to do is simply tempt me.
You're fiddling, if you ever took a stand I'd cripple it,
Keep your arms close like with the ball that you're dribbling,
I'm civil, I can even use a riddle to make it simple,
They like consider me a star because I like to twinkle,
Twilight, those bitches ain't got nothing on my highlights,
People do anything for fame but I don't even need the limelight,
I rhyme tight, if you can't see it then fix your eyesight,
You look up to me because my height raises whenever I write,
Scribbling with my pen because number two's for pencils,
You couldn't beat me even if you had the slight potential,
They call you Adolf because of that peach fuzz on your lip,
Right when you thought I was done, I'm prepared for one more diss,
Leave you screaming like Tony Romo called it, blitz,
Tread with caution if you almost thought you doubted this,
Coming at me with a post like that is impossible,
I can get sicker bars from a diabetic kid in a children's hospital,
Stockpiled with ammo? But I think I have an inquiry,
Exposing your shit like I just started reading your diary,
Got all your ammo because it's coming from paper instead of the dome,
And now you've froze like a gnome, I'm taking it home,
If you wanted to know where did it go then ask your Uncle Tyrone,
You like to play golf but I've seen more clubs than you,
I bet you go to a private school where they teach you eating manners too,
Golf is for rich fags, hole in one, whoopty doo,
You've been a fool laying out cards on a table but I flipped it too,
I've transformed this thread, Optimus Primed it,
You're a mathematician but you're not in my science,
If you've got a bit of defiance I'll post back and refine it,
Grow up shrimp fry, it seems like you're talking to giants,
I left this diamond thread under your guidance,
and what happened to it? It died in it's silence...
lets go
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03-04-2013, 07:57 AM
#706
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by Based
You're fiddling, if you ever took a stand I'd cripple it,
Keep your arms close like with the ball that you're dribbling,
I'm civil, I can even use a riddle to make it simple,
They like consider me a star because I like to twinkle,
Twilight, those bitches ain't got nothing on my highlights,
People do anything for fame but I don't even need the limelight,
I rhyme tight, if you can't see it then fix your eyesight,
You look up to me because my height raises whenever I write,
Scribbling with my pen because number two's for pencils,
You couldn't beat me even if you had the slight potential,
They call you Adolf because of that peach fuzz on your lip,
Right when you thought I was done, I'm prepared for one more diss,
Leave you screaming like Tony Romo called it, blitz,
Tread with caution if you almost thought you doubted this,
Coming at me with a post like that is impossible,
I can get sicker bars from a diabetic kid in a children's hospital,
Stockpiled with ammo? But I think I have an inquiry,
Exposing your shit like I just started reading your diary,
Got all your ammo because it's coming from paper instead of the dome,
And now you've froze like a gnome, I'm taking it home,
If you wanted to know where did it go then ask your Uncle Tyrone,
You like to play golf but I've seen more clubs than you,
I bet you go to a private school where they teach you eating manners too,
Golf is for rich fags, hole in one, whoopty doo,
You've been a fool laying out cards on a table but I flipped it too,
I've transformed this thread, Optimus Primed it,
You're a mathematician but you're not in my science,
If you've got a bit of defiance I'll post back and refine it,
Grow up shrimp fry, it seems like you're talking to giants,
I left this diamond thread under your guidance,
and what happened to it? It died in it's silence...
lets go
Keep your arms close like with the ball that you're dribbling,
I'm civil, I can even use a riddle to make it simple,
They like consider me a star because I like to twinkle,
Twilight, those bitches ain't got nothing on my highlights,
People do anything for fame but I don't even need the limelight,
I rhyme tight, if you can't see it then fix your eyesight,
You look up to me because my height raises whenever I write,
Scribbling with my pen because number two's for pencils,
You couldn't beat me even if you had the slight potential,
They call you Adolf because of that peach fuzz on your lip,
Right when you thought I was done, I'm prepared for one more diss,
Leave you screaming like Tony Romo called it, blitz,
Tread with caution if you almost thought you doubted this,
Coming at me with a post like that is impossible,
I can get sicker bars from a diabetic kid in a children's hospital,
Stockpiled with ammo? But I think I have an inquiry,
Exposing your shit like I just started reading your diary,
Got all your ammo because it's coming from paper instead of the dome,
And now you've froze like a gnome, I'm taking it home,
If you wanted to know where did it go then ask your Uncle Tyrone,
You like to play golf but I've seen more clubs than you,
I bet you go to a private school where they teach you eating manners too,
Golf is for rich fags, hole in one, whoopty doo,
You've been a fool laying out cards on a table but I flipped it too,
I've transformed this thread, Optimus Primed it,
You're a mathematician but you're not in my science,
If you've got a bit of defiance I'll post back and refine it,
Grow up shrimp fry, it seems like you're talking to giants,
I left this diamond thread under your guidance,
and what happened to it? It died in it's silence...
lets go
Apologies for the late response, See, I was strapped with time,
And of course, I didn't want to deliver a sub-par rhyme,
But now I'm here ready, Mac's and Nines,
Don't worry, I've finally managed to fit you into my schedule,
Things will still go my way, such outcomes remain perpetual,
I'll be in school, chilling in shop class,
Make you my tool and use you to pick up the dropped glass,
Which contained your visions, hopes,dreams,
Now it's all a blur like you got hit with a vicious smoke screen,
And I'm gonna chill, sit back and toke greens,
I'll have you scratching your necks, eager for more like a dope fiend,
Please don't cry now, I didn't intend to be so mean,
You said I couldn't win with even with the slightest potential?
Son, have you seen my credentials?
For your survival it's undoubtedly essential,
Racking up these wins in a numerical sequential,
Golf is for rich fags? I forgot you were desperately broke,
Such atrocious memories I didn't mean to evoke,
Don't worry it was only a joke, go on, continue to stroke,
If you stop, I'm gonna smash ya head in like some egg yolks,
This is NGU, fuck ya rep, prepare to get negged bro,
Na, I'm playing, I would never attack your virtual rep,
But I'm willing to teach you my ways, step by step,
Fuck that peach fuzz shit, I rock a man beard,
I personified everything this man feared,
In turn, Ninja lost this stealth and was left trembling,
Piece by piece your whole life I will begin disassembling,
I forgot to ask, what's up with the name change?
Instead, you should have thought about a proper game change,
You were aiming too high, how about a range change?
Nonetheless, to me you remain deranged,
What's this about me not being your science?
Was that regarding your specialty of a household appliance?
You're still useless, no fight in you, here drink some Xyience,
You need the energy to face your enemy,
I've got clones bro, there's more than ten of me,
I appreciate you leaving this thread under my leadership,
I showed all these kids who the leader is,
But, you're wrong, it didn't end in silence,
Things got out of hand, hectic, incredibly violent,
All these rookies I battled were easy wins for the bag,
No competition was left and I just started to brag,
Until you showed up and made things fun again,
I'm the fucking Batman, and you're the faggot Bane,
So in the end, you will simply suffer death,
Enjoy your last moments, you'd wish you can buffer breath.
phew.
03-05-2013, 06:08 PM
#708
partypoker15
Call me G
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03-05-2013, 06:18 PM
#709
MakeYouRage
Guest
Originally posted by Blackstorm
I'm sorry but that shit was straight as a rainbow, hate to rain on yo' parade bro,
but that shit was about as good as TheSilent's lame flow. Don't take it personal though,
I just tend to excel mo'. Here's some advice, when you play with the big boys, step up yo' flow
before you get shitted on, use this as an exampo' (example lol)
but that shit was about as good as TheSilent's lame flow. Don't take it personal though,
I just tend to excel mo'. Here's some advice, when you play with the big boys, step up yo' flow
before you get shitted on, use this as an exampo' (example lol)
i'll climb down ball naked up your family tree and drag my balls
across the face of every slag that i meet. (Basically every one).
You cant handle my raps or the words coming out my mouth,
just like your mom couldnt handle my dick goin in her mouth.
I pulled her saggy tits up, i think they needed sockets, then
pinned her down and smashed her head with a ******* bucket.
03-07-2013, 05:06 AM
#710
Originally posted by 420
Apologies for the late response, See, I was strapped with time,
And of course, I didn't want to deliver a sub-par rhyme,
But now I'm here ready, Mac's and Nines,
Don't worry, I've finally managed to fit you into my schedule,
Things will still go my way, such outcomes remain perpetual,
I'll be in school, chilling in shop class,
Make you my tool and use you to pick up the dropped glass,
Which contained your visions, hopes,dreams,
Now it's all a blur like you got hit with a vicious smoke screen,
And I'm gonna chill, sit back and toke greens,
I'll have you scratching your necks, eager for more like a dope fiend,
Please don't cry now, I didn't intend to be so mean,
You said I couldn't win with even with the slightest potential?
Son, have you seen my credentials?
For your survival it's undoubtedly essential,
Racking up these wins in a numerical sequential,
Golf is for rich fags? I forgot you were desperately broke,
Such atrocious memories I didn't mean to evoke,
Don't worry it was only a joke, go on, continue to stroke,
If you stop, I'm gonna smash ya head in like some egg yolks,
This is NGU, fuck ya rep, prepare to get negged bro,
Na, I'm playing, I would never attack your virtual rep,
But I'm willing to teach you my ways, step by step,
Fuck that peach fuzz shit, I rock a man beard,
I personified everything this man feared,
In turn, Ninja lost this stealth and was left trembling,
Piece by piece your whole life I will begin disassembling,
I forgot to ask, what's up with the name change?
Instead, you should have thought about a proper game change,
You were aiming too high, how about a range change?
Nonetheless, to me you remain deranged,
What's this about me not being your science?
Was that regarding your specialty of a household appliance?
You're still useless, no fight in you, here drink some Xyience,
You need the energy to face your enemy,
I've got clones bro, there's more than ten of me,
I appreciate you leaving this thread under my leadership,
I showed all these kids who the leader is,
But, you're wrong, it didn't end in silence,
Things got out of hand, hectic, incredibly violent,
All these rookies I battled were easy wins for the bag,
No competition was left and I just started to brag,
Until you showed up and made things fun again,
I'm the fucking Batman, and you're the faggot Bane,
So in the end, you will simply suffer death,
Enjoy your last moments, you'd wish you can buffer breath.
phew.
And of course, I didn't want to deliver a sub-par rhyme,
But now I'm here ready, Mac's and Nines,
Don't worry, I've finally managed to fit you into my schedule,
Things will still go my way, such outcomes remain perpetual,
I'll be in school, chilling in shop class,
Make you my tool and use you to pick up the dropped glass,
Which contained your visions, hopes,dreams,
Now it's all a blur like you got hit with a vicious smoke screen,
And I'm gonna chill, sit back and toke greens,
I'll have you scratching your necks, eager for more like a dope fiend,
Please don't cry now, I didn't intend to be so mean,
You said I couldn't win with even with the slightest potential?
Son, have you seen my credentials?
For your survival it's undoubtedly essential,
Racking up these wins in a numerical sequential,
Golf is for rich fags? I forgot you were desperately broke,
Such atrocious memories I didn't mean to evoke,
Don't worry it was only a joke, go on, continue to stroke,
If you stop, I'm gonna smash ya head in like some egg yolks,
This is NGU, fuck ya rep, prepare to get negged bro,
Na, I'm playing, I would never attack your virtual rep,
But I'm willing to teach you my ways, step by step,
Fuck that peach fuzz shit, I rock a man beard,
I personified everything this man feared,
In turn, Ninja lost this stealth and was left trembling,
Piece by piece your whole life I will begin disassembling,
I forgot to ask, what's up with the name change?
Instead, you should have thought about a proper game change,
You were aiming too high, how about a range change?
Nonetheless, to me you remain deranged,
What's this about me not being your science?
Was that regarding your specialty of a household appliance?
You're still useless, no fight in you, here drink some Xyience,
You need the energy to face your enemy,
I've got clones bro, there's more than ten of me,
I appreciate you leaving this thread under my leadership,
I showed all these kids who the leader is,
But, you're wrong, it didn't end in silence,
Things got out of hand, hectic, incredibly violent,
All these rookies I battled were easy wins for the bag,
No competition was left and I just started to brag,
Until you showed up and made things fun again,
I'm the fucking Batman, and you're the faggot Bane,
So in the end, you will simply suffer death,
Enjoy your last moments, you'd wish you can buffer breath.
phew.
The only thing NGU hates more than you, is acne,
I'm driving and you're in the back seat like it's a taxi,
Riding up with style and my mad delivery,
Come to your front door and you're like Ninja take it back already,
Served you on a plate like it's rotisserie,
I'm writing the future but you're stuck here writing history,
The only thing you're making ready is Mac Cheese,
I throw your bars in the air play with them on a trapeze,
I'm a freak show but I aint talking circus,
Like a service without a purpose you're so fucking worthless,
I always wanted to face a legend, that'll have to wait,
Reading your username and it makes sense now like, is that your weight?
I'm not here to beat you, I'm here to fucking break you,
Ahnialiate and rape you, I'm done and they gotta fucking carbon date you,
My bars hit the Richter scale now you're weak and scared,
Gave you time to recuperate and sadly you're too sick and pale,
Aiming too high? Bro you can't aim at all,
The only time you can aim is on the free throw line in basketball,
Talking about how I'm broke? That's a faggot call,
You'll be flopping at the bottom after I've blasted off,
You're fake and I'm bona fide,
I'll lock you up without a candle light,
Governments covering me up like it was classified,
I'm on the move with an appetite for hermaphrodite-like fags tonight,
You've got 10 clones? No wonder you ain't original,
I'll take your biblically mythical pride and eat it like it was nutritional,
Take your predictable raps and print it, every syllable,
Use my stash to roll and blaze with it like it was medicinal,
Now show me something that would come from a battle vet,
You like to talk but I've just showed you how to rap correct,
More cocky than the dudes that go on Chat Roullete,
You can dream about winning but that hasn't really happened yet.
Trying to get a quick one in.
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