Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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03-29-2013, 05:04 PM
#713
Originally posted by Toke
nja <3 dnt burn me m10
I asked for a challenge, but this is all they give me?
420 first said he was tipsy but now he's scared to diss me?
You guys just don't get it so I'll clear it like my history,
Most of you queers like to tear when they hear spit from me,
So I'll make you phaggots start from the bottom like Drake did,
But then they start writing some fake shit just to get right back on my wait list,
After that I go ape shit, take names and leave them nameless,
Dangerous beasts, yeah I became it, so now like big sean I'm finally famous,
So dope it doesn't matter what the fuck I'm rapping about,
Because with that cynical style, I leave everybody acting aroused,
Before this gets long, if you can't rap just take a pass,
But I'm dropping sick bars in this thread, not sure if anyone can relate to that.
again, trying to get a quick one in. Just trying to bump shit, again.
03-29-2013, 05:15 PM
#714
Toke
PC Master Race
Originally posted by Ninja
I asked for a challenge, but this is all they give me?
420 first said he was tipsy but now he's scared to diss me?
You guys just don't get it so I'll make it clear like my history,
Most of you queers like to tear when they hear spit from me,
So I'll make you phaggots start from the bottom like Drake did,
But then they start writing some fake shit just to get right back on my wait list,
After that I go ape shit, take names and leave them nameless,
Dangerous beasts, yeah I became it, so now like big sean I'm finally famous,
So dope it doesn't matter what the fuck I'm rapping about,
Because with that cynical style, I leave everybody acting aroused,
Before this gets long, if you can't rap just take a pass,
But I'm dropping sick bars in this thread, not sure if anyone can relate to that.
again, trying to get a quick one in. Just trying to bump shit, again.
420 first said he was tipsy but now he's scared to diss me?
You guys just don't get it so I'll make it clear like my history,
Most of you queers like to tear when they hear spit from me,
So I'll make you phaggots start from the bottom like Drake did,
But then they start writing some fake shit just to get right back on my wait list,
After that I go ape shit, take names and leave them nameless,
Dangerous beasts, yeah I became it, so now like big sean I'm finally famous,
So dope it doesn't matter what the fuck I'm rapping about,
Because with that cynical style, I leave everybody acting aroused,
Before this gets long, if you can't rap just take a pass,
But I'm dropping sick bars in this thread, not sure if anyone can relate to that.
again, trying to get a quick one in. Just trying to bump shit, again.
jesus loves me he loves me a bunch...cause he puts skippy in my lunch
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03-29-2013, 11:44 PM
#715
YouAppreciateMe
I Be That Pretty Mother****er
05-05-2013, 04:47 PM
#716
tenoob
I am error
Mc's can't see me but I'm no ghost; don't quote me or you'll find that your ass is roast; I'm from the west coast so yeah I know beef; I chief and occasionally lace it with kief; the green leaf isn't what you wanna smoke you dote; keep my grow secure I even got a moat; don't be a joke young loc this life is monopoly and yo ass is broke; thats why your girl right next to me suckin' my dick for coke; yeah she choke my dick is bigger than kong's; that bong 6' long? yo that's the size of my dong; I can flow and some some say its been all day long; while you're over there composin' and shit as if you're writing a song; get the fuck out of here with that poetry shit; and you may as well quit since I'm bangin' your bitch; this aint a glitch quit acting like your loss is so vital; you only get one chance and this aint your recital; you wont get no revival so don't bother with Jesus and the bible; even people back in those days used to throw that book in the recycle... [drops the mic and walks away]
06-25-2013, 01:45 AM
#719
FutureOps
Little One
Originally posted by Blackstorm
This is where you battle it out with raps n shit. (;
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
Sorry Blackstorm but I actually write, cant keep it clean but here we go:
this muthafucka has a mind like a closed door,
but mine is open for you all to absorb more,
I got more bars then this peace of shit could spit,
even if 'shit' could spit you still wouldnt be this,
how you think you gonna come back at me?
you need to turn around,
walk back down that street,
work out with a pencil,
erase, make it clean,
and make your way back when your shit aint so weak,
whats wrong?
are you pissed now?
cuz i dissed you in front of your friends and this damn crowd?
damn homie,
that wasnt my fault,
you brought your own ass down here to get stomped,
it looks like its time for me to finish you,
fatality is set for this certain individual,
around his fuckin neck is where im reachin to,
choke him like his mom last night in my own livin room.
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06-25-2013, 04:23 AM
#720
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by Ninja
The only thing NGU hates more than you, is acne,
I'm driving and you're in the back seat like it's a taxi,
Riding up with style and my mad delivery,
Come to your front door and you're like Ninja take it back already,
Served you on a plate like it's rotisserie,
I'm writing the future but you're stuck here writing history,
The only thing you're making ready is Mac Cheese,
I throw your bars in the air play with them on a trapeze,
I'm a freak show but I aint talking circus,
Like a service without a purpose you're so fucking worthless,
I always wanted to face a legend, that'll have to wait,
Reading your username and it makes sense now like, is that your weight?
I'm not here to beat you, I'm here to fucking break you,
Ahnialiate and rape you, I'm done and they gotta fucking carbon date you,
My bars hit the Richter scale now you're weak and scared,
Gave you time to recuperate and sadly you're too sick and pale,
Aiming too high? Bro you can't aim at all,
The only time you can aim is on the free throw line in basketball,
Talking about how I'm broke? That's a faggot call,
You'll be flopping at the bottom after I've blasted off,
You're fake and I'm bona fide,
I'll lock you up without a candle light,
Governments covering me up like it was classified,
I'm on the move with an appetite for hermaphrodite-like fags tonight,
You've got 10 clones? No wonder you ain't original,
I'll take your biblically mythical pride and eat it like it was nutritional,
Take your predictable raps and print it, every syllable,
Use my stash to roll and blaze with it like it was medicinal,
Now show me something that would come from a battle vet,
You like to talk but I've just showed you how to rap correct,
More cocky than the dudes that go on Chat Roullete,
You can dream about winning but that hasn't really happened yet.
Trying to get a quick one in.
I'm driving and you're in the back seat like it's a taxi,
Riding up with style and my mad delivery,
Come to your front door and you're like Ninja take it back already,
Served you on a plate like it's rotisserie,
I'm writing the future but you're stuck here writing history,
The only thing you're making ready is Mac Cheese,
I throw your bars in the air play with them on a trapeze,
I'm a freak show but I aint talking circus,
Like a service without a purpose you're so fucking worthless,
I always wanted to face a legend, that'll have to wait,
Reading your username and it makes sense now like, is that your weight?
I'm not here to beat you, I'm here to fucking break you,
Ahnialiate and rape you, I'm done and they gotta fucking carbon date you,
My bars hit the Richter scale now you're weak and scared,
Gave you time to recuperate and sadly you're too sick and pale,
Aiming too high? Bro you can't aim at all,
The only time you can aim is on the free throw line in basketball,
Talking about how I'm broke? That's a faggot call,
You'll be flopping at the bottom after I've blasted off,
You're fake and I'm bona fide,
I'll lock you up without a candle light,
Governments covering me up like it was classified,
I'm on the move with an appetite for hermaphrodite-like fags tonight,
You've got 10 clones? No wonder you ain't original,
I'll take your biblically mythical pride and eat it like it was nutritional,
Take your predictable raps and print it, every syllable,
Use my stash to roll and blaze with it like it was medicinal,
Now show me something that would come from a battle vet,
You like to talk but I've just showed you how to rap correct,
More cocky than the dudes that go on Chat Roullete,
You can dream about winning but that hasn't really happened yet.
Trying to get a quick one in.
Originally posted by Ninja
I asked for a challenge, but this is all they give me?
420 first said he was tipsy but now he's scared to diss me?
420 first said he was tipsy but now he's scared to diss me?
Woah, a blast from the past? I never saw this,
I'm too cold for you bro, you had to thaw this,
Once I unleash the fury, shit turns lawless,
You're full of imperfections, while I shine flawless,
You can't hang with me, a squad of raw brawlers,
Not an excuse, but I never saw your last reply,
Scared to diss you? ha, can you believe this guy?
I'll leave your face blood stained, body demolished,
You fake faggot fuck, I see your nails are polished,
I'm like slavery, I am whom you wish to abolish ,
I spit hot fire, all you can do is drop fumes,
You ain't a ninja son, take off that costume,
Your bars hit the Richter, while mine scaled off it,
Nobody wants you like a cup of old, cold, and stale coffee,
Me on the other hand, I'm freshly brewed,
It's so cute how you try and impress me dude,
Anyone else hear him confess? He screwed,
Your lines are processed, I rock that organic,
The 2 I pop that, he panic,
You smoke that herb dude? Me too, botanic,
I'm the horrible iceberg, you're the unlucky Titanic,
You got broken down lines, let me fix that, mechanic,
Enough of that weird shit, get back to real life,
Wake up from your dreams, oh shit, you still white?
Confess the stress, tell me how you really feel like?
I just constantly bust flows and kill this steel mic,
Anyways, enough for now, I'll let you recuperate,
Your vomit flows seriously made me regurgitate,
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