Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
10-13-2011, 06:34 AM #1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
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C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D

Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.

Okay i'll start!

None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.

=D
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06-25-2013, 08:26 PM #722
Originally posted by 420 View Post
Woah, a blast from the past? I never saw this,
I'm too cold for you bro, you had to thaw this,
Once I unleash the fury, shit turns lawless,
You're full of imperfections, while I shine flawless,
You can't hang with me, a squad of raw brawlers,
Not an excuse, but I never saw your last reply,
Scared to diss you? ha, can you believe this guy?
I'll leave your face blood stained, body demolished,
You fake faggot fuck, I see your nails are polished,
I'm like slavery, I am whom you wish to abolish ,
I spit hot fire, all you can do is drop fumes,
You ain't a ninja son, take off that costume,
Your bars hit the Richter, while mine scaled off it,
Nobody wants you like a cup of old, cold, and stale coffee,
Me on the other hand, I'm freshly brewed,
It's so cute how you try and impress me dude,
Anyone else hear him confess? He screwed,
Your lines are processed, I rock that organic,
The 2 I pop that, he panic,
You smoke that herb dude? Me too, botanic,
I'm the horrible iceberg, you're the unlucky Titanic,
You got broken down lines, let me fix that, mechanic,
Enough of that weird shit, get back to real life,
Wake up from your dreams, oh shit, you still white?
Confess the stress, tell me how you really feel like?
I just constantly bust flows and kill this steel mic,
Anyways, enough for now, I'll let you recuperate,
Your vomit flows seriously made me regurgitate,



What is this? I squared you up and you panicked,
Just because you caught me unprepared doesn't equal an advantage,
I own this thread, let me repeat what I've established,
They moved this shit to forum games and 1000 posts of mine just vanished,
Now I'll leave you bodied and done and take you back where you're from,
See, you can't make anyone listen if you screamed bars from the top of your lungs,
You think you can rap about shit like polished nails and coffee for fun?,
Sorry I won but I'll post shit so dope they'll hide this thread from public, this topic is done,
I missed roll and left home but I guess the west coast is back,
That means I got fresh flows, you should let go of that stupid retro leftover scrap,
I'm not even a west coast whiteboy, more like west pacific,
You had no chance to begin with, I'm just starting this off exactly how I just finished,
I could turn that avatar of yours into a piece of shit Honda Civic,
And I really wish I could take it back to 94 and drop your mom at the abortion clinic,
But I've had enough laughs, but is writing a rap really a tough task?,
I post finished products and I'm tired of butt cracks quoting me with rough drafts.

It's been a while, I have no idea what I'm doing :p
06-25-2013, 10:14 PM #723
Fer
Banned
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^ Inspired by Chief Keef.


ill bang ur mum so easy that they add cheese because im doing her like its 'nam but u know i aint yam so im going to cram the oven with my jizz cuz u know the biz.
06-26-2013, 01:49 AM #724
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by Ninja View Post
What is this? I squared you up and you panicked,
Just because you caught me unprepared doesn't equal an advantage,
I own this thread, let me repeat what I've established,
They moved this shit to forum games and 1000 posts of mine just vanished,
Now I'll leave you bodied and done and take you back where you're from,
See, you can't make anyone listen if you screamed bars from the top of your lungs,
You think you can rap about shit like polished nails and coffee for fun?,
Sorry I won but I'll post shit so dope they'll hide this thread from public, this topic is done,
I missed roll and left home but I guess the west coast is back,
That means I got fresh flows, you should let go of that stupid retro leftover scrap,
I'm not even a west coast whiteboy, more like west pacific,
You had no chance to begin with, I'm just starting this off exactly how I just finished,
I could turn that avatar of yours into a piece of shit Honda Civic,
And I really wish I could take it back to 94 and drop your mom at the abortion clinic,
But I've had enough laughs, but is writing a rap really a tough task?,
I post finished products and I'm tired of butt cracks quoting me with rough drafts.

It's been a while, I have no idea what I'm doing :p


I'm not looking for an advantage, hell, I don't need one,
You're now looking for a bandage, cuz I made you bleed son,
Like Leona Lewis, you shed red liquid, keep bleeding,
No love, fat fuck, continue to get high and keep eating,
Since you love to battle rap, I will keep feeding,
I'm a clutch master, I come back when my enemies leading,
It's a bit ironic, I do drive a Civic,
You stalking me now bro? Please, you better quit it,
Before I unleash the rage covered and leave you acquitted,
Let you go free of charge, like there was never any harm done,
Come on son, you keep replying cuz I know you want some,
What's this about me posting goddamn rough drafts?
My shit is ill skilled while you stutter like a rugrat,
You bacon loving pig, go and take another mud bath,
I hate to break it to you, but I was born in 92,
Against me you trying to rhyme? You screwed,
I'm a giant in this battle, I have no shame in stomping a tiny dude,
Then sit back and eat my Cheetos, best bet they'll be limey too!
So back to that abortion line, that didn't work, did it?
I'm sorry, here's a joint to ease the pain, I already lit it.

Dam man, that Civic line was funny haha, I was like da fuq he know?! Haha
06-26-2013, 01:51 AM #725
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by Lady View Post
I moved this thread to forum games, 'cause post boosting iza shame, shame, shame! Heh heh heh Awesome face


what the fuck LADY?! We're not playing no fuckn games,
We're stuck in a heated battle you interrupted, now I'm dropping names,
I'm finna give you a concussion,
For taking this gold mine out of general discussion <3
07-05-2013, 06:36 AM #726
tunde1992
League Champion
Kush, its not that you would notice either way
too busy getting high every single day.
weak as a fickle, begging on the streets for some nickels.
rap master, go faster, causing a complete disaster.
the kind that happened to your brain
let me keep it plain, i give nothing but pain
as you now shed a tear
i tell you " steer clear "
or me kicking your ass will be just one of your fears.
Happy
07-24-2013, 01:50 AM #727
2RAW4THESTREET
The Best who ever lived
Originally posted by tunde1992 View Post
Kush, its not that you would notice either way
too busy getting high every single day.
weak as a fickle, begging on the streets for some nickels.
rap master, go faster, causing a complete disaster.
the kind that happened to your brain
let me keep it plain, i give nothing but pain
as you now shed a tear
i tell you " steer clear "
or me kicking your ass will be just one of your fears.
Happy


Plain is right. Your lines were weak.
Is that the best you've got? Here have a seat ---> \__
Flip a coin. Heads or tails?
Which ever you choose, you're sure to fail.
Look at your name...they call you chili cheese?
You say your a rapper? Nigga please.
I'm here to tell you, it's not your thing.
So stick to your day job and watch the King.
07-24-2013, 01:56 AM #728
tunde1992
League Champion
the only THing raw about you is ur disgusting face
i'd rather hit you with a mace, then go for the taze
you think you can faze me , am completely amazing
move through raps so fast,you cant even see me, too lazy.
ill kick you while your down, put a bullet through your remix
you r not too raw for the streets, you belong in your beds
so why dont yo u cry yourself to sleep, dont forget to take your meds.
07-24-2013, 02:05 AM #729
(SLOW) "shut the fuck both of you i bout to diss you wack rappers so you both can view, im the realest fuckn spitta sense yo girl givin dome i will murder you - ill straight walk right in your home while you playing COD when you see me -comming- nigga better pray to to GOD - im Odd ,but no future gang and i just loose my brain i go insane when im doing my thang bitch im the HOT you just using MY FLAME !!
08-19-2013, 01:30 AM #730
YouAppreciateMe
I Be That Pretty Mother****er
This is a response to RathHavoc a member on here tears

I only did this for fun cause I was bored and felt like rhyming :vince:

Rath, I will rip yo ass apart then I pull myself together
YAMM, double M, I bang forever
The bigger the neg the more that bitch gon' drop
YAM on the wall, I ball in the paint
-50 till I gave it to my bitch
My first rep, papi gave me 40k
Neg a mod, then I made a great escape
Ain't it funny Rath, when I got bf3
Pull up in the shoutbox, hop out like I own this bitch
Niggas asking for mod, I guested each and one of y’all
Post porn and let my rep double up
If you get caught boosting that just mean you fucking up
It’s a rep site so I need a bitch to rep me up
I call the reps, motherfucker +rep me up
Choco

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