Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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08-22-2013, 10:03 PM
#731
H3NDO
Grunt
That's right bitches, H3NDO's back on this rap shit,
And you'll see my lungs collapse before this bad ass quits,
Cause I'm the type of lyrical miracle who'll kill a cynical MC with a syllable,
Does that make me a criminal, though the crimes I commit are subliminal?
Either way, Imma do what I do best,
Beat the bitches at the top and ass fuck the rest,
Because as soon as I comment, you bitches be trippin,
You know H3NDO's about to destroy the life that you're living,
Cause you know I'm the baddest freestyle around,
And I've got a flow that will make you go 6 feet underground,
So if you think you have what it takes to match my flow,
Stop being such a pussy and give this comment a quote.
And you'll see my lungs collapse before this bad ass quits,
Cause I'm the type of lyrical miracle who'll kill a cynical MC with a syllable,
Does that make me a criminal, though the crimes I commit are subliminal?
Either way, Imma do what I do best,
Beat the bitches at the top and ass fuck the rest,
Because as soon as I comment, you bitches be trippin,
You know H3NDO's about to destroy the life that you're living,
Cause you know I'm the baddest freestyle around,
And I've got a flow that will make you go 6 feet underground,
So if you think you have what it takes to match my flow,
Stop being such a pussy and give this comment a quote.
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08-23-2013, 02:28 PM
#732
Hayden
Climbing up the ladder
Originally posted by H3NDO
That's right bitches, H3NDO's back on this rap shit,
And you'll see my lungs collapse before this bad ass quits,
Cause I'm the type of lyrical miracle who'll kill a cynical MC with a syllable,
Does that make me a criminal, though the crimes I commit are subliminal?
Either way, Imma do what I do best,
Beat the bitches at the top and ass fuck the rest,
Because as soon as I comment, you bitches be trippin,
You know H3NDO's about to destroy the life that you're living,
Cause you know I'm the baddest freestyle around,
And I've got a flow that will make you go 6 feet underground,
So if you think you have what it takes to match my flow,
Stop being such a pussy and give this comment a quote.
And you'll see my lungs collapse before this bad ass quits,
Cause I'm the type of lyrical miracle who'll kill a cynical MC with a syllable,
Does that make me a criminal, though the crimes I commit are subliminal?
Either way, Imma do what I do best,
Beat the bitches at the top and ass fuck the rest,
Because as soon as I comment, you bitches be trippin,
You know H3NDO's about to destroy the life that you're living,
Cause you know I'm the baddest freestyle around,
And I've got a flow that will make you go 6 feet underground,
So if you think you have what it takes to match my flow,
Stop being such a pussy and give this comment a quote.
You rap worse than Miley Cyrus.
Now you’re gonna lose to a kid that’s Irish.
We’re the whitest country the world’s ever had
Losin to one of us, that’s just sad.
You only talk **** when you’re safe at your computer.
I think now it’s time for T-dogg to get neutered
I use the same rhymes every time, according to you.
You might wanna check your facts, all my lyrics are brand new.
You don’t know what you’re talkin bout, you don’t have a clue.
It’s all out my head, its comin out of the blue.
White face and red cheeks, looks like you got a fever.
And your teeth look like one of your parents was a beaver.
I’ll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.
Cause I’ll ruin your reputation and I’ll mess with you’re head.
I’ll embarrass you so bad that you’ll wish you were dead.
You like to act like you're 50 Cent
But in the gym locker room you're always pitchin tents.
You say I’m gay, but I want you to pause it.
I’m still waitin on you to come out of the closet.
Losin to Reed, then me, and now me again.
You getting your *** kicked is becoming a trend.
I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don’t stop now, you’re gonna be in tears.
I beat you again, but I don’t think you learned,
When you **** with me, then you’re gonna get burned
08-23-2013, 02:31 PM
#733
JP
Israeli/Palestinian Unity
Originally posted by H3NDO
That's right bitches, H3NDO's back on this rap shit,
And you'll see my lungs collapse before this bad ass quits,
Cause I'm the type of lyrical miracle who'll kill a cynical MC with a syllable,
Does that make me a criminal, though the crimes I commit are subliminal?
Either way, Imma do what I do best,
Beat the bitches at the top and ass fuck the rest,
Because as soon as I comment, you bitches be trippin,
You know H3NDO's about to destroy the life that you're living,
Cause you know I'm the baddest freestyle around,
And I've got a flow that will make you go 6 feet underground,
So if you think you have what it takes to match my flow,
Stop being such a pussy and give this comment a quote.
And you'll see my lungs collapse before this bad ass quits,
Cause I'm the type of lyrical miracle who'll kill a cynical MC with a syllable,
Does that make me a criminal, though the crimes I commit are subliminal?
Either way, Imma do what I do best,
Beat the bitches at the top and ass fuck the rest,
Because as soon as I comment, you bitches be trippin,
You know H3NDO's about to destroy the life that you're living,
Cause you know I'm the baddest freestyle around,
And I've got a flow that will make you go 6 feet underground,
So if you think you have what it takes to match my flow,
Stop being such a pussy and give this comment a quote.
Fuck up nigga, you can't rap,
Cause you simply ain't black,
No white bitches be out wrapping a homeboy nigga,
They fuck your bitches and the women,
The women say once you go black you never go back,
Cause blacks are better at this rappy shiz,
But H3ENDO's a white boy, he can't rhyme,
Justin beiber rhymes better than this white boy mofo!
I don't know why I just rapped about blacks,
I'm a white boy and I know I can't rap,
But neither can you H3NDO so please nigga,
Fuck up and go home.
08-23-2013, 02:39 PM
#734
H3NDO
Grunt
Originally posted by Hayden
You rap worse than Miley Cyrus.
Now you’re gonna lose to a kid that’s Irish.
We’re the whitest country the world’s ever had
Losin to one of us, that’s just sad.
You only talk **** when you’re safe at your computer.
I think now it’s time for T-dogg to get neutered
I use the same rhymes every time, according to you.
You might wanna check your facts, all my lyrics are brand new.
You don’t know what you’re talkin bout, you don’t have a clue.
It’s all out my head, its comin out of the blue.
White face and red cheeks, looks like you got a fever.
And your teeth look like one of your parents was a beaver.
I’ll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.
Cause I’ll ruin your reputation and I’ll mess with you’re head.
I’ll embarrass you so bad that you’ll wish you were dead.
You like to act like you're 50 Cent
But in the gym locker room you're always pitchin tents.
You say I’m gay, but I want you to pause it.
I’m still waitin on you to come out of the closet.
Losin to Reed, then me, and now me again.
You getting your *** kicked is becoming a trend.
I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don’t stop now, you’re gonna be in tears.
I beat you again, but I don’t think you learned,
When you **** with me, then you’re gonna get burned
Now you’re gonna lose to a kid that’s Irish.
We’re the whitest country the world’s ever had
Losin to one of us, that’s just sad.
You only talk **** when you’re safe at your computer.
I think now it’s time for T-dogg to get neutered
I use the same rhymes every time, according to you.
You might wanna check your facts, all my lyrics are brand new.
You don’t know what you’re talkin bout, you don’t have a clue.
It’s all out my head, its comin out of the blue.
White face and red cheeks, looks like you got a fever.
And your teeth look like one of your parents was a beaver.
I’ll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.
Cause I’ll ruin your reputation and I’ll mess with you’re head.
I’ll embarrass you so bad that you’ll wish you were dead.
You like to act like you're 50 Cent
But in the gym locker room you're always pitchin tents.
You say I’m gay, but I want you to pause it.
I’m still waitin on you to come out of the closet.
Losin to Reed, then me, and now me again.
You getting your *** kicked is becoming a trend.
I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don’t stop now, you’re gonna be in tears.
I beat you again, but I don’t think you learned,
When you **** with me, then you’re gonna get burned
It truly is unfortunate,
Your ego is extortionate,
Compared to your bars,
Which even though prepared still aren't proportionate,
When I'm on a flow I go hard like I am forcing it,
When you're on a flow it's so whack like you are forcing shit,
Through your mouth while another brother is recording it,
You can't take this all at once, you need to chop this up and portion it,
Cause my bars got me headed to a garage with a porsche in it,
Yours will leave you sat outside Rehab and Support Clinics,
Sometimes my mind goes blank,
Call it my dark blackouting rhymes,
But I'll still leave you paralysed,
As though I severed your spine,
Because you think youre beating me? Man you gotta be joking,
You'd think I'd slit your jugular the way you 'bout to be choking,
You're at the top, you've beat them all, I still won't have to remove any lower limbs to make you fall,
You attempting to battle me, man that shit is dire,
You're just a newbie up against an empire,
I'm spitting fire, at you and your pal DevouR too,
And the flames that I'm spitting will cook you up before I Devour you.
08-23-2013, 02:49 PM
#735
Hayden
Climbing up the ladder
Originally posted by H3NDO
It truly is unfortunate,
Your ego is extortionate,
Compared to your bars,
Which even though prepared still aren't proportionate,
When I'm on a flow I go hard like I am forcing it,
When you're on a flow it's so whack like you are forcing shit,
Through your mouth while another brother is recording it,
You can't take this all at once, you need to chop this up and portion it,
Cause my bars got me headed to a garage with a porsche in it,
Yours will leave you sat outside Rehab and Support Clinics,
Sometimes my mind goes blank,
Call it my dark blackouting rhymes,
But I'll still leave you paralysed,
As though I severed your spine,
Because you think youre beating me? Man you gotta be joking,
You'd think I'd slit your jugular the way you 'bout to be choking,
You're at the top, you've beat them all, I still won't have to remove any lower limbs to make you fall,
You attempting to battle me, man that shit is dire,
You're just a newbie up against an empire,
I'm spitting fire, at you and your pal DevouR too,
And the flames that I'm spitting will cook you up before I Devour you.
Your ego is extortionate,
Compared to your bars,
Which even though prepared still aren't proportionate,
When I'm on a flow I go hard like I am forcing it,
When you're on a flow it's so whack like you are forcing shit,
Through your mouth while another brother is recording it,
You can't take this all at once, you need to chop this up and portion it,
Cause my bars got me headed to a garage with a porsche in it,
Yours will leave you sat outside Rehab and Support Clinics,
Sometimes my mind goes blank,
Call it my dark blackouting rhymes,
But I'll still leave you paralysed,
As though I severed your spine,
Because you think youre beating me? Man you gotta be joking,
You'd think I'd slit your jugular the way you 'bout to be choking,
You're at the top, you've beat them all, I still won't have to remove any lower limbs to make you fall,
You attempting to battle me, man that shit is dire,
You're just a newbie up against an empire,
I'm spitting fire, at you and your pal DevouR too,
And the flames that I'm spitting will cook you up before I Devour you.
Rap is my outlet. Cant live without it. Try and beat me, ill take your f**kin face and pound it.
Lyrics come outta my mouth, no way to get around it.
Give me and lip, and your producers gonna frown on it. Yeah.
Ill beat you like the others. When im finished off with you, you wont come back for another.
Crazy mother ******? I know another. If you want revenge best bring some courage and some cover.
Haha. with my futuristic hand gun, im busy ****** the world and givin the producers somethin to expand on.
You think you know the game? I am one. Fallow all my rules and you avoid two shots and some.
Here I am causing problems. you haters dont know what to say, as I give your record my dayymmmm tounge. Put a shot in me? I have some. The pain wont even touch me and what youll end up with aint planned, sonn.
yeah. Throw the car in nuetral. You think your getting under my skin, and ill make your pain more brutal. uh huh. Dont think your causing problems, because im high up in my class, Ill have 50 people causing problems yeahh. Dont cop out of my rap battle, I just owned you young punks, and beat your asses with my dayyymm paddle. Now Im bustin on this motha fukker, every ryme I make I just dance around this motha fukker. These lyrics so special to me, bust em out hard. Lyrical visectimey.
08-23-2013, 03:35 PM
#736
H3NDO
Grunt
Originally posted by Hayden
Rap is my outlet. Cant live without it. Try and beat me, ill take your f**kin face and pound it.
Lyrics come outta my mouth, no way to get around it.
Give me and lip, and your producers gonna frown on it. Yeah.
Ill beat you like the others. When im finished off with you, you wont come back for another.
Crazy mother ******? I know another. If you want revenge best bring some courage and some cover.
Haha. with my futuristic hand gun, im busy ****** the world and givin the producers somethin to expand on.
You think you know the game? I am one. Fallow all my rules and you avoid two shots and some.
Here I am causing problems. you haters dont know what to say, as I give your record my dayymmmm tounge. Put a shot in me? I have some. The pain wont even touch me and what youll end up with aint planned, sonn.
yeah. Throw the car in nuetral. You think your getting under my skin, and ill make your pain more brutal. uh huh. Dont think your causing problems, because im high up in my class, Ill have 50 people causing problems yeahh. Dont cop out of my rap battle, I just owned you young punks, and beat your asses with my dayyymm paddle. Now Im bustin on this motha fukker, every ryme I make I just dance around this motha fukker. These lyrics so special to me, bust em out hard. Lyrical visectimey.
Lyrics come outta my mouth, no way to get around it.
Give me and lip, and your producers gonna frown on it. Yeah.
Ill beat you like the others. When im finished off with you, you wont come back for another.
Crazy mother ******? I know another. If you want revenge best bring some courage and some cover.
Haha. with my futuristic hand gun, im busy ****** the world and givin the producers somethin to expand on.
You think you know the game? I am one. Fallow all my rules and you avoid two shots and some.
Here I am causing problems. you haters dont know what to say, as I give your record my dayymmmm tounge. Put a shot in me? I have some. The pain wont even touch me and what youll end up with aint planned, sonn.
yeah. Throw the car in nuetral. You think your getting under my skin, and ill make your pain more brutal. uh huh. Dont think your causing problems, because im high up in my class, Ill have 50 people causing problems yeahh. Dont cop out of my rap battle, I just owned you young punks, and beat your asses with my dayyymm paddle. Now Im bustin on this motha fukker, every ryme I make I just dance around this motha fukker. These lyrics so special to me, bust em out hard. Lyrical visectimey.
I asked for a challenge, you say your a rapper man?
Well fuck me dude, I hope you've got a back up plan,
I'm looking for competition, man I can feel my head throb,
Best advice I can give would be just don't quit your day job,
Gotta admit, those were some nice bars G,
Only problem is, this is a battle and none were aimed at me,
Infact if I didn't know better I'd say you hit CTRL + C,
Then slid your finger to the left and replaced C with V,
This is the reason I take my talent elsewhere,
Because NGU is full of people who rhyme bear with tear,
There's no creativity, and you guys all lacking talent,
And this guy "Hayden" just makes my point look more apparent.
08-24-2013, 10:06 AM
#737
H3NDO
Grunt
Originally posted by JP
Fuck up nigga, you can't rap,
Cause you simply ain't black,
No white bitches be out wrapping a homeboy nigga,
They fuck your bitches and the women,
The women say once you go black you never go back,
Cause blacks are better at this rappy shiz,
But H3ENDO's a white boy, he can't rhyme,
Justin beiber rhymes better than this white boy mofo!
I don't know why I just rapped about blacks,
I'm a white boy and I know I can't rap,
But neither can you H3NDO so please nigga,
Fuck up and go home.
Cause you simply ain't black,
No white bitches be out wrapping a homeboy nigga,
They fuck your bitches and the women,
The women say once you go black you never go back,
Cause blacks are better at this rappy shiz,
But H3ENDO's a white boy, he can't rhyme,
Justin beiber rhymes better than this white boy mofo!
I don't know why I just rapped about blacks,
I'm a white boy and I know I can't rap,
But neither can you H3NDO so please nigga,
Fuck up and go home.
You know you can't rap, so why did you try?
They're just a load of whack ass lines,
And most of them don't even rhyme,
None of them are factual, a paragraph of lies,
Only just saw the quote which is why it took me so long to reply,
You can't even spell my name when it's in front of your eyes,
You quoted me, now you pay the price,
Bitch, you repeated the same rhyme twice,
Black with Rap? There's just no originality,
Not a single fucking one of you,
Can even try to challenge me,
Which is why I continue to retain my immortality,
So next time you quote, come at me with some talent please?
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08-24-2013, 08:13 PM
#738
console crunch
Banned
Originally posted by Blackstorm
This is where you battle it out with raps n shit. (;
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
ur fukin wack u cant rap for shyt let lil wayn and drake do the rapping and u stick to playin ur ps2 u sad fuckk
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