Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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12-20-2013, 10:13 PM
#749
ResistTheMofo
Bounty hunter
[quote0 Stepping this up, if you wanna quote me use 16 bars, nothing more or less. (audio was just something I was testing, using a shitty mic and got sore throat)
I've been bumping this thread since back in 2012,
Call the clergy cause I'm spitting rhymes manufactured in hell,
So y'all think your bitch ass raps and chatter compares?,
Try me yourself but if a quote is what you want you better ask in your prayers,
Lyrically I’m breaking down your confidence from the inside,
Typically I rap against dudes full of incompetence, show some insight,
Ethnicity shows I’m on a different continent compared to you guys,
I’m on a higher level, chosen by goddesses call me Percy Jackson using Rip Tide,
...I’m not the OP but I’ll introduce a rule change,
Too many phaggots quoting other rappers like Kanye, Two Chainz,
We’re all just lacking class so lets take it back to school days,
Back when 16’s were use for laughs and we all called each other cool names,
Keep your bars to yourself unless they equal 2 to the fourth power,
I’ll try to drop some bombs as long as you won’t commit then get a divorce after,
I guess I’m holding handlebars, I make happen what my eyes foresee,
Y’all better straighten up before I rip you in more pieces than the Black Eyed Peas. [/QUOTE]
lol not gonna lie but huh maybe rapping isnt for you. lol (Im talking about the sound version not text.)
Call the clergy cause I'm spitting rhymes manufactured in hell,
So y'all think your bitch ass raps and chatter compares?,
Try me yourself but if a quote is what you want you better ask in your prayers,
Lyrically I’m breaking down your confidence from the inside,
Typically I rap against dudes full of incompetence, show some insight,
Ethnicity shows I’m on a different continent compared to you guys,
I’m on a higher level, chosen by goddesses call me Percy Jackson using Rip Tide,
...I’m not the OP but I’ll introduce a rule change,
Too many phaggots quoting other rappers like Kanye, Two Chainz,
We’re all just lacking class so lets take it back to school days,
Back when 16’s were use for laughs and we all called each other cool names,
Keep your bars to yourself unless they equal 2 to the fourth power,
I’ll try to drop some bombs as long as you won’t commit then get a divorce after,
I guess I’m holding handlebars, I make happen what my eyes foresee,
Y’all better straighten up before I rip you in more pieces than the Black Eyed Peas.
lol not gonna lie but huh maybe rapping isnt for you. lol (Im talking about the sound version not text.)
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12-21-2013, 02:42 AM
#750
TorqueLewith
Banned
12-21-2013, 03:34 AM
#751
xKtF
In my man cave
Originally posted by TorqueLewith
My name is torque
I like to eat pork
I stabbed myself with a fork
And jumped off my porch
I eat poop
I like chicken soup
NWA is my favorite rap group
I have a hood scoop on my mustang coupe
My cock is a rock
I like to smell my socks
Im a cock block
And I like punk rock
I like to eat pork
I stabbed myself with a fork
And jumped off my porch
I eat poop
I like chicken soup
NWA is my favorite rap group
I have a hood scoop on my mustang coupe
My cock is a rock
I like to smell my socks
Im a cock block
And I like punk rock
That was kinda fresh for some noob shit.
12-24-2013, 04:46 AM
#753
RichHomieQuan
Are you high?
Yo, yo, yo all you ******s trying to rap on next gen update, I ain't giving a crap I'll never go back to be going black, I rather hack, you just got smacked, outta da air, I came to rip out your hair, I really dont care I'll grab ma girl Claire. But this is narcotics town, don't walk by ma house or imma let out da hounds then your ads is gonna get pounded to the dam ground, I got it all on Cam, we all watched you get slammed, your girl pam started to cry, I said yo you better not lie, or else no one well die!
Came up with this on da spot!
Came up with this on da spot!
07-24-2014, 06:19 PM
#755
The Kosmic
Error… Cat invasion!
Originally posted by Obris
**------------------------------**
||Fuck you Kosmic by Bo and Dizz||
**------------------------------**
Kosmic, please step down and hand the real king the crown,
Dizz and I will make sure your mother will fucking drown.
Come up in this bitch like, WHAT UP NGU!.
Ill finger your sister while shes taking a poo.
Cut your fuckin head off and feed it to mah dog, while bo's in the back fingerfucking a frog.
And not to mention the fuckin tension thats occurring.
Fucking ya grandmas pussy it's even purring.
Take an upside down cross and shove it in your heart,
Then shove it up your moms ass until she farts,
Feed it to your dog, then shove the fucker in a log,
Got your dad all tied up and locked in the back of my car.
and felonys still thinking hes the shit living on top of a bar.
Triple 6 yoloswag, yea thats the fucking crew.
While shaes in the back squating and pissing in your shoe.
Slice is in the back trying to make a prayer,
While Satan is over here fucking with Slayer,
Wanna know who else is a slayer?
Concept on that grandma shit, way to go player!
Red-eye's red eye, lookin like a dead eye.
Should I tell em, over here thinkin can I?
his Nickname's Arizona.
The Motherfucker can't even finish one Corona,
Eric's on that cross Lucifer please set him free,
Pull him down, pull those nails out his feet,
He said he'll hail you every night,
With all his power and his might,
Kid thinks he get's high as a kite
Taylor thinkin he got himself a life,
When he only talks to six girls that aren't even alright.
but that's alright,
We already took them down all night.
Sacrificed them to Lucy,
got all the hoes in the back all loosy and goosy, they all amuse me.
The way they claim satan,
Fuck that, let's get to the rapein'
Geeky, standin on the corner,
People makin fun of him cause he's a looks like a foreigner,
Standing there out of his natural niche.
Just call Satan quit being a bitch!
kosmic if you ever want to start this whack shit again.
just remember i got contacts lucy, satan and his friends.
yea my name is dizz, ill fuck you up the ass and turn ur piss to jizz.
We're both white as shit,
And we still fucked your bitch.
Then threw her in a ditch,
Yo come on Dizz, let's burn this bitch.
Then get the fuck up outta here,
These kids kinda smell like some dead deers,
Hope this verse made you bleed from the ear.....queer.
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||Fuck you Kosmic by Bo and Dizz||
**------------------------------**
Kosmic, please step down and hand the real king the crown,
Dizz and I will make sure your mother will fucking drown.
Come up in this bitch like, WHAT UP NGU!.
Ill finger your sister while shes taking a poo.
Cut your fuckin head off and feed it to mah dog, while bo's in the back fingerfucking a frog.
And not to mention the fuckin tension thats occurring.
Fucking ya grandmas pussy it's even purring.
Take an upside down cross and shove it in your heart,
Then shove it up your moms ass until she farts,
Feed it to your dog, then shove the fucker in a log,
Got your dad all tied up and locked in the back of my car.
and felonys still thinking hes the shit living on top of a bar.
Triple 6 yoloswag, yea thats the fucking crew.
While shaes in the back squating and pissing in your shoe.
Slice is in the back trying to make a prayer,
While Satan is over here fucking with Slayer,
Wanna know who else is a slayer?
Concept on that grandma shit, way to go player!
Red-eye's red eye, lookin like a dead eye.
Should I tell em, over here thinkin can I?
his Nickname's Arizona.
The Motherfucker can't even finish one Corona,
Eric's on that cross Lucifer please set him free,
Pull him down, pull those nails out his feet,
He said he'll hail you every night,
With all his power and his might,
Kid thinks he get's high as a kite
Taylor thinkin he got himself a life,
When he only talks to six girls that aren't even alright.
but that's alright,
We already took them down all night.
Sacrificed them to Lucy,
got all the hoes in the back all loosy and goosy, they all amuse me.
The way they claim satan,
Fuck that, let's get to the rapein'
Geeky, standin on the corner,
People makin fun of him cause he's a looks like a foreigner,
Standing there out of his natural niche.
Just call Satan quit being a bitch!
kosmic if you ever want to start this whack shit again.
just remember i got contacts lucy, satan and his friends.
yea my name is dizz, ill fuck you up the ass and turn ur piss to jizz.
We're both white as shit,
And we still fucked your bitch.
Then threw her in a ditch,
Yo come on Dizz, let's burn this bitch.
Then get the fuck up outta here,
These kids kinda smell like some dead deers,
Hope this verse made you bleed from the ear.....queer.
I felt like replying :3
One day YoungKosmic met a nigga named Bo
All who knew him thought he was cool but i thought he was a hoe
On that day i decided is he friend or foe
Till he replied to me on this thread trying to kill my flow
So he needed back up , brought his nigga Dizz
Even though I fucked his mom twice while his sister lickin my Jizz
So dont reply again , killed you with a 6 line clue
So take yall bitch ass 666 Crew and RTM on MW2
12-08-2014, 04:15 AM
#757
RoyalItyDEX
Do a barrel roll!
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