Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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02-17-2015, 02:23 AM
#758
Chris
Former Staff
Originally posted by Ninja
snip
I’m C to the smooth.
I smash your rocks with a pebble
Although I don’t fall, I wouldn’t classify a rebel.
Satanic messages, are never really sent by the devil.
Those who fall victim, lie buried in the chain.
When life in these streets can be classified the same.
Got a tech in the bathroom, a gat in my kitchen.
A few rounds loaded for them niggas that be snitchin.
I am the prophecy, god of all rhymes given democracy.
For those who defy me, you respect me in theocracy.
Father like son, a man who never has come.
To a point so fast in life to realize you never have won... when I run.
I split the tracks in half when flowing my poems.
In fact, I run the tracks heavily, death of me, Jesse Owens.
02-17-2015, 02:58 AM
#759
JB
[i]Remember, no Russian.[/i]
I ain't a rapper so don't quote this,
but I find all your bars are just remiss;
can anyone here actually rap, even slightly?
Do you want me to ask that again, but less politely?
I've seen better shit written by people in their sandals,
I mean all this thread is, is a fucking shambles,
do you wanna see good samples and examples?
I might not be the best but I'm better than most
of the people who rapped here before this post,
cos after all, all the past rhymes are just imposed
over exaggerated lines that should just be disposed.
Like I said, I ain't a pro, although
my style, it's powered by a turbo.
I'll wait for your replies, come at me bro.
but I find all your bars are just remiss;
can anyone here actually rap, even slightly?
Do you want me to ask that again, but less politely?
I've seen better shit written by people in their sandals,
I mean all this thread is, is a fucking shambles,
do you wanna see good samples and examples?
I might not be the best but I'm better than most
of the people who rapped here before this post,
cos after all, all the past rhymes are just imposed
over exaggerated lines that should just be disposed.
Like I said, I ain't a pro, although
my style, it's powered by a turbo.
I'll wait for your replies, come at me bro.
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02-17-2015, 03:20 AM
#760
Originally posted by Natsu
I’m C to the smooth.
I smash your rocks with a pebble
Although I don’t fall, I wouldn’t classify a rebel.
Satanic messages, are never really sent by the devil.
Those who fall victim, lie buried in the chain.
When life in these streets can be classified the same.
Got a tech in the bathroom, a gat in my kitchen.
A few rounds loaded for them niggas that be snitchin.
I am the prophecy, god of all rhymes given democracy.
For those who defy me, you respect me in theocracy.
Father like son, a man who never has come.
To a point so fast in life to realize you never have won... when I run.
I split the tracks in half when flowing my poems.
In fact, I run the tracks heavily, death of me, Jesse Owens.
I smash your rocks with a pebble
Although I don’t fall, I wouldn’t classify a rebel.
Satanic messages, are never really sent by the devil.
Those who fall victim, lie buried in the chain.
When life in these streets can be classified the same.
Got a tech in the bathroom, a gat in my kitchen.
A few rounds loaded for them niggas that be snitchin.
I am the prophecy, god of all rhymes given democracy.
For those who defy me, you respect me in theocracy.
Father like son, a man who never has come.
To a point so fast in life to realize you never have won... when I run.
I split the tracks in half when flowing my poems.
In fact, I run the tracks heavily, death of me, Jesse Owens.
Sorry for the delay, I really don't have time to do this,
When you said wanted to battle I thought, "this nigga must be clueless"
Rookie in the thread, squaring up against the veteran,
Your entire post was wack and really none of it was relevant,
I will fucking break you, rip apart every single one of your ligaments,
But still keep you alive while you suffer, you ask me "how am I in this predicament?"
Fuck your theocracy because I am the god you pray to,
You aren't better than me, don't let clouded thoughts betray you,
Honestly I'd make this longer, but you haven't shown your worth,
I could say with confidence that I'm twice your best at my worst,
I say this with honesty, I'm not trying to act funny,
Taking all these hits, your nickname should be "Crash Dummy"
This is me when I'm nice, like a parent when I bring a friend home,
Internet mods think they're in the endzone but always stuck in the friendzone.
strapped with time homie, quote me again I gotta bounce.
02-17-2015, 03:52 AM
#761
Chris
Former Staff
Originally posted by Ninja
Sorry for the delay, I really don't have time to do this,
When you said wanted to battle I thought, "this nigga must be clueless"
Rookie in the thread, squaring up against the veteran,
Your entire post was wack and really none of it was relevant,
I will fucking break you, rip apart every single one of your ligaments,
But still keep you alive while you suffer, you ask me "how am I in this predicament?"
Fuck your theocracy because I am the god you pray to,
You aren't better than me, don't let clouded thoughts betray you,
Honestly I'd make this longer, but you haven't shown your worth,
I could say with confidence that I'm twice your best at my worst,
I say this with honesty, I'm not trying to act funny,
Taking all these hits, your nickname should be "Crash Dummy"
This is me when I'm nice, like a parent when I bring a friend home,
Internet mods think they're in the endzone but always stuck in the friendzone.
strapped with time homie, quote me again I gotta bounce.
When you said wanted to battle I thought, "this nigga must be clueless"
Rookie in the thread, squaring up against the veteran,
Your entire post was wack and really none of it was relevant,
I will fucking break you, rip apart every single one of your ligaments,
But still keep you alive while you suffer, you ask me "how am I in this predicament?"
Fuck your theocracy because I am the god you pray to,
You aren't better than me, don't let clouded thoughts betray you,
Honestly I'd make this longer, but you haven't shown your worth,
I could say with confidence that I'm twice your best at my worst,
I say this with honesty, I'm not trying to act funny,
Taking all these hits, your nickname should be "Crash Dummy"
This is me when I'm nice, like a parent when I bring a friend home,
Internet mods think they're in the endzone but always stuck in the friendzone.
strapped with time homie, quote me again I gotta bounce.
Oh shit, I thought I was going against the master.
But it takes more than diss lines to be considered a clever rapper.
To think that you're classified the best makes me burst in laughter.
I'm like the hidden spell that has no caster.
My choice of words are liberal, even my thoughts are federal.
You need to learn from the genuis so take a look in your telescope.
To be fair, you're not half bad, and i'm the "Crash Dummy"?
Call out the shots, furry white ass bunny.
I'm ready at any time, NGU's God of all rhymes.
Me, Natsu, the man who always thrives.
I survive, when I beat you; you will surely be deprived.
The throne is my seat, you take a wooden chair, because I'll photoshop your ass like the upside down stare.
I admit, you bring flames; but nigga I spark the flares.
When you rap, your thoughts are all up in the air.
I turn the crowd on you, having them scream "Nobody Cares"
I'm talking superiority, while you're chillin' with your sorority.
I'll ignite my heater with the flames from hell, even the legends can't even cast my spell.
As long as you know, the story that I tell, will end in the same fate: everyone screaming "LEL"
Because you're not enough to endorse me.
They say that life's a bitch but god forbid that bitch divorce me.
But i'll stay under the ice so hell fire can't scorch me.
But you, you're done, like the sacrafice of god's son.
I'll banish you lightyears away, like a ray from god's sun.
This one was a bit long, so please don't prolong.
Soon enough you'll get tired of battling the same outcome like the GTA V prologue.
02-17-2015, 05:17 AM
#763
Originally posted by Natsu
Oh shit, I thought I was going against the master.
But it takes more than diss lines to be considered a clever rapper.
To think that you're classified the best makes me burst in laughter.
I'm like the hidden spell that has no caster.
My choice of words are liberal, even my thoughts are federal.
You need to learn from the genuis so take a look in your telescope.
To be fair, you're not half bad, and i'm the "Crash Dummy"?
Call out the shots, furry white ass bunny.
I'm ready at any time, NGU's God of all rhymes.
Me, Natsu, the man who always thrives.
I survive, when I beat you; you will surely be deprived.
The throne is my seat, you take a wooden chair, because I'll photoshop your ass like the upside down stare.
I admit, you bring flames; but nigga I spark the flares.
When you rap, your thoughts are all up in the air.
I turn the crowd on you, having them scream "Nobody Cares"
I'm talking superiority, while you're chillin' with your sorority.
I'll ignite my heater with the flames from hell, even the legends can't even cast my spell.
As long as you know, the story that I tell, will end in the same fate: everyone screaming "LEL"
Because you're not enough to endorse me.
They say that life's a bitch but god forbid that bitch divorce me.
But i'll stay under the ice so hell fire can't scorch me.
But you, you're done, like the sacrafice of god's son.
I'll banish you lightyears away, like a ray from god's sun.
This one was a bit long, so please don't prolong.
Soon enough you'll get tired of battling the same outcome like the GTA V prologue.
But it takes more than diss lines to be considered a clever rapper.
To think that you're classified the best makes me burst in laughter.
I'm like the hidden spell that has no caster.
My choice of words are liberal, even my thoughts are federal.
You need to learn from the genuis so take a look in your telescope.
To be fair, you're not half bad, and i'm the "Crash Dummy"?
Call out the shots, furry white ass bunny.
I'm ready at any time, NGU's God of all rhymes.
Me, Natsu, the man who always thrives.
I survive, when I beat you; you will surely be deprived.
The throne is my seat, you take a wooden chair, because I'll photoshop your ass like the upside down stare.
I admit, you bring flames; but nigga I spark the flares.
When you rap, your thoughts are all up in the air.
I turn the crowd on you, having them scream "Nobody Cares"
I'm talking superiority, while you're chillin' with your sorority.
I'll ignite my heater with the flames from hell, even the legends can't even cast my spell.
As long as you know, the story that I tell, will end in the same fate: everyone screaming "LEL"
Because you're not enough to endorse me.
They say that life's a bitch but god forbid that bitch divorce me.
But i'll stay under the ice so hell fire can't scorch me.
But you, you're done, like the sacrafice of god's son.
I'll banish you lightyears away, like a ray from god's sun.
This one was a bit long, so please don't prolong.
Soon enough you'll get tired of battling the same outcome like the GTA V prologue.
Well, this battle's already longer than I expected,
Didn't think you'd last this long when this challenge was accepted,
Wait, this ain't a challenge tho, it's a movie that I've directed,
A story of a dead little boy, starring every piece of you I'm left with,
I can run a fucking morgue with the bodies I've collected,
You call yourself a genius but there's one thing you've neglected,
Only an idiot would steal bars and from another rapper,
The great Nas himself would even say you've got it backwards,
"They say that life's a bitch but god forbid that bitch divorce me.
But i'll stay under the ice so hell fire can't scorch me."
That sounds oddly too familiar, Affirmative Action right?
You sneaked that in because you wanted to see my reaction right?
That's against the rules bro, give yourself an infraction right?
I shed some light on you and saw it different that's refraction right?
Talking bout casting spells? that's some nerd shit,
My second punch left you knocked out before my third hit,
I'm hot and my flow is lava when I put together letters,
You look freezing cold out there, you should find another sweater,
I mean I see you bruh, hustling in the struggle, I can relate to that,
But this rapping and lyricist type of shit man? You just weren't made for that.
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04-17-2015, 06:24 PM
#764
Frosty
error
Originally posted by Ninja
Well, this battle's already longer than I expected,
Didn't think you'd last this long when this challenge was accepted,
Wait, this ain't a challenge tho, it's a movie that I've directed,
A story of a dead little boy, starring every piece of you I'm left with,
I can run a fucking morgue with the bodies I've collected,
You call yourself a genius but there's one thing you've neglected,
Only an idiot would steal bars and from another rapper,
The great Nas himself would even say you've got it backwards,
"They say that life's a bitch but god forbid that bitch divorce me.
But i'll stay under the ice so hell fire can't scorch me."
That sounds oddly too familiar, Affirmative Action right?
You sneaked that in because you wanted to see my reaction right?
That's against the rules bro, give yourself an infraction right?
I shed some light on you and saw it different that's refraction right?
Talking bout casting spells? that's some nerd shit,
My second punch left you knocked out before my third hit,
I'm hot and my flow is lava when I put together letters,
You look freezing cold out there, you should find another sweater,
I mean I see you bruh, hustling in the struggle, I can relate to that,
But this rapping and lyricist type of shit man? You just weren't made for that.
Didn't think you'd last this long when this challenge was accepted,
Wait, this ain't a challenge tho, it's a movie that I've directed,
A story of a dead little boy, starring every piece of you I'm left with,
I can run a fucking morgue with the bodies I've collected,
You call yourself a genius but there's one thing you've neglected,
Only an idiot would steal bars and from another rapper,
The great Nas himself would even say you've got it backwards,
"They say that life's a bitch but god forbid that bitch divorce me.
But i'll stay under the ice so hell fire can't scorch me."
That sounds oddly too familiar, Affirmative Action right?
You sneaked that in because you wanted to see my reaction right?
That's against the rules bro, give yourself an infraction right?
I shed some light on you and saw it different that's refraction right?
Talking bout casting spells? that's some nerd shit,
My second punch left you knocked out before my third hit,
I'm hot and my flow is lava when I put together letters,
You look freezing cold out there, you should find another sweater,
I mean I see you bruh, hustling in the struggle, I can relate to that,
But this rapping and lyricist type of shit man? You just weren't made for that.
Epic flow bro.
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05-06-2015, 09:06 AM
#765
Ellis
Gym leader
Originally posted by Ninja
Well, this battle's already longer than I expected,
Didn't think you'd last this long when this challenge was accepted,
Wait, this ain't a challenge tho, it's a movie that I've directed,
A story of a dead little boy, starring every piece of you I'm left with,
I can run a fucking morgue with the bodies I've collected,
You call yourself a genius but there's one thing you've neglected,
Only an idiot would steal bars and from another rapper,
The great Nas himself would even say you've got it backwards,
"They say that life's a bitch but god forbid that bitch divorce me.
But i'll stay under the ice so hell fire can't scorch me."
That sounds oddly too familiar, Affirmative Action right?
You sneaked that in because you wanted to see my reaction right?
That's against the rules bro, give yourself an infraction right?
I shed some light on you and saw it different that's refraction right?
Talking bout casting spells? that's some nerd shit,
My second punch left you knocked out before my third hit,
I'm hot and my flow is lava when I put together letters,
You look freezing cold out there, you should find another sweater,
I mean I see you bruh, hustling in the struggle, I can relate to that,
But this rapping and lyricist type of shit man? You just weren't made for that.
Didn't think you'd last this long when this challenge was accepted,
Wait, this ain't a challenge tho, it's a movie that I've directed,
A story of a dead little boy, starring every piece of you I'm left with,
I can run a fucking morgue with the bodies I've collected,
You call yourself a genius but there's one thing you've neglected,
Only an idiot would steal bars and from another rapper,
The great Nas himself would even say you've got it backwards,
"They say that life's a bitch but god forbid that bitch divorce me.
But i'll stay under the ice so hell fire can't scorch me."
That sounds oddly too familiar, Affirmative Action right?
You sneaked that in because you wanted to see my reaction right?
That's against the rules bro, give yourself an infraction right?
I shed some light on you and saw it different that's refraction right?
Talking bout casting spells? that's some nerd shit,
My second punch left you knocked out before my third hit,
I'm hot and my flow is lava when I put together letters,
You look freezing cold out there, you should find another sweater,
I mean I see you bruh, hustling in the struggle, I can relate to that,
But this rapping and lyricist type of shit man? You just weren't made for that.
The light being refracted part... I lost my shit dude. That was insane.
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05-06-2015, 09:37 AM
#766
Sen
:usa: :usa:
Originally posted by Ninja
Well, this battle's already longer than I expected,
Didn't think you'd last this long when this challenge was accepted,
Wait, this ain't a challenge tho, it's a movie that I've directed,
A story of a dead little boy, starring every piece of you I'm left with,
I can run a fucking morgue with the bodies I've collected,
You call yourself a genius but there's one thing you've neglected,
Only an idiot would steal bars and from another rapper,
The great Nas himself would even say you've got it backwards,
"They say that life's a bitch but god forbid that bitch divorce me.
But i'll stay under the ice so hell fire can't scorch me."
That sounds oddly too familiar, Affirmative Action right?
You sneaked that in because you wanted to see my reaction right?
That's against the rules bro, give yourself an infraction right?
I shed some light on you and saw it different that's refraction right?
Talking bout casting spells? that's some nerd shit,
My second punch left you knocked out before my third hit,
I'm hot and my flow is lava when I put together letters,
You look freezing cold out there, you should find another sweater,
I mean I see you bruh, hustling in the struggle, I can relate to that,
But this rapping and lyricist type of shit man? You just weren't made for that.
Didn't think you'd last this long when this challenge was accepted,
Wait, this ain't a challenge tho, it's a movie that I've directed,
A story of a dead little boy, starring every piece of you I'm left with,
I can run a fucking morgue with the bodies I've collected,
You call yourself a genius but there's one thing you've neglected,
Only an idiot would steal bars and from another rapper,
The great Nas himself would even say you've got it backwards,
"They say that life's a bitch but god forbid that bitch divorce me.
But i'll stay under the ice so hell fire can't scorch me."
That sounds oddly too familiar, Affirmative Action right?
You sneaked that in because you wanted to see my reaction right?
That's against the rules bro, give yourself an infraction right?
I shed some light on you and saw it different that's refraction right?
Talking bout casting spells? that's some nerd shit,
My second punch left you knocked out before my third hit,
I'm hot and my flow is lava when I put together letters,
You look freezing cold out there, you should find another sweater,
I mean I see you bruh, hustling in the struggle, I can relate to that,
But this rapping and lyricist type of shit man? You just weren't made for that.
damn .. good shit
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