Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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08-24-2013, 08:25 PM
#740
console crunch
Banned
08-28-2013, 07:44 AM
#742
H3NDO
Grunt
Hayden, why you offering that dude a dictionary,
This time last week you claimed that you were dissing me,
But now you're not replying, it seems like you are ditching me,
Which, without being cynical makes you seem like a bitch to me,
Things were going alright till you pussied out and darted,
Stop being such a bitch and come finish what you started.
This time last week you claimed that you were dissing me,
But now you're not replying, it seems like you are ditching me,
Which, without being cynical makes you seem like a bitch to me,
Things were going alright till you pussied out and darted,
Stop being such a bitch and come finish what you started.
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09-18-2013, 02:36 AM
#743
H3NDO
Grunt
So many have come and failed when they've tried,
I guess that explains why nobody's replied,
Everyone knows I've owned this thread,
From when it opened, until now when it's dead,
Many have tried, all have failed,
Multiple challengers, zero prevailed,
I get people inboxing and asking me,
How spitting this shit aint even a task for me,
How it roles off my tounge like a ball on a slope,
And no matter what I say it always comes out dope,
How I've beaten every single person who's ever doubted me,
And how I'm still the mother fucking thread champion undoubtedly,
I've faced so many people, with so many styles,
From prepared poetry, to grimey freestyles,
And yet not a single person has even come close to taking me,
I've beat them all in my sleep with nobody even waking me,
I've always been the champ of this thread, I always will be,
But I'm still looking for a challenger to come and thrill me,
So if you think you're the one, if you think you're dope,
Go ahead and give the champion a quote,
You'll get beat, but it's still nothing to be afraid of,
So come and have a go, we'll see what you're made of.
I guess that explains why nobody's replied,
Everyone knows I've owned this thread,
From when it opened, until now when it's dead,
Many have tried, all have failed,
Multiple challengers, zero prevailed,
I get people inboxing and asking me,
How spitting this shit aint even a task for me,
How it roles off my tounge like a ball on a slope,
And no matter what I say it always comes out dope,
How I've beaten every single person who's ever doubted me,
And how I'm still the mother fucking thread champion undoubtedly,
I've faced so many people, with so many styles,
From prepared poetry, to grimey freestyles,
And yet not a single person has even come close to taking me,
I've beat them all in my sleep with nobody even waking me,
I've always been the champ of this thread, I always will be,
But I'm still looking for a challenger to come and thrill me,
So if you think you're the one, if you think you're dope,
Go ahead and give the champion a quote,
You'll get beat, but it's still nothing to be afraid of,
So come and have a go, we'll see what you're made of.
10-19-2013, 04:43 AM
#744
The Kosmic
Error… Cat invasion!
Originally posted by H3NDO
So many have come and failed when they've tried,
I guess that explains why nobody's replied,
Everyone knows I've owned this thread,
From when it opened, until now when it's dead,
Many have tried, all have failed,
Multiple challengers, zero prevailed,
I get people inboxing and asking me,
How spitting this shit aint even a task for me,
How it roles off my tounge like a ball on a slope,
And no matter what I say it always comes out dope,
How I've beaten every single person who's ever doubted me,
And how I'm still the mother fucking thread champion undoubtedly,
I've faced so many people, with so many styles,
From prepared poetry, to grimey freestyles,
And yet not a single person has even come close to taking me,
I've beat them all in my sleep with nobody even waking me,
I've always been the champ of this thread, I always will be,
But I'm still looking for a challenger to come and thrill me,
So if you think you're the one, if you think you're dope,
Go ahead and give the champion a quote,
You'll get beat, but it's still nothing to be afraid of,
So come and have a go, we'll see what you're made of.
I guess that explains why nobody's replied,
Everyone knows I've owned this thread,
From when it opened, until now when it's dead,
Many have tried, all have failed,
Multiple challengers, zero prevailed,
I get people inboxing and asking me,
How spitting this shit aint even a task for me,
How it roles off my tounge like a ball on a slope,
And no matter what I say it always comes out dope,
How I've beaten every single person who's ever doubted me,
And how I'm still the mother fucking thread champion undoubtedly,
I've faced so many people, with so many styles,
From prepared poetry, to grimey freestyles,
And yet not a single person has even come close to taking me,
I've beat them all in my sleep with nobody even waking me,
I've always been the champ of this thread, I always will be,
But I'm still looking for a challenger to come and thrill me,
So if you think you're the one, if you think you're dope,
Go ahead and give the champion a quote,
You'll get beat, but it's still nothing to be afraid of,
So come and have a go, we'll see what you're made of.
You think your slick trying to challenge all these members
But Im one challenger you'll never remember
So to end your day im gonna make this rap short
So dont go backing out like a bitch but be a good sport
So yeah I guess you can say im not afraid
So before I kill you Please tell me that you prayed
And To all those other members that u served
Im about to show you that you'll get what you deserved ....
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10-19-2013, 06:45 AM
#745
Obris
Brute
Originally posted by another user
You think your slick trying to challenge all these members
But Im one challenger you'll never remember
So to end your day im gonna make this rap short
So dont go backing out like a bitch but be a good sport
So yeah I guess you can say im not afraid
So before I kill you Please tell me that you prayed
And To all those other members that u served
Im about to show you that you'll get what you deserved ....
But Im one challenger you'll never remember
So to end your day im gonna make this rap short
So dont go backing out like a bitch but be a good sport
So yeah I guess you can say im not afraid
So before I kill you Please tell me that you prayed
And To all those other members that u served
Im about to show you that you'll get what you deserved ....
**------------------------------**
||Fuck you Kosmic by Bo and Dizz||
**------------------------------**
Kosmic, please step down and hand the real king the crown,
Dizz and I will make sure your mother will fucking drown.
Come up in this bitch like, WHAT UP NGU!.
Ill finger your sister while shes taking a poo.
Cut your fuckin head off and feed it to mah dog, while bo's in the back fingerfucking a frog.
And not to mention the fuckin tension thats occurring.
Fucking ya grandmas pussy it's even purring.
Take an upside down cross and shove it in your heart,
Then shove it up your moms ass until she farts,
Feed it to your dog, then shove the fucker in a log,
Got your dad all tied up and locked in the back of my car.
and felonys still thinking hes the shit living on top of a bar.
Triple 6 yoloswag, yea thats the fucking crew.
While shaes in the back squating and pissing in your shoe.
Slice is in the back trying to make a prayer,
While Satan is over here fucking with Slayer,
Wanna know who else is a slayer?
Concept on that grandma shit, way to go player!
Red-eye's red eye, lookin like a dead eye.
Should I tell em, over here thinkin can I?
his Nickname's Arizona.
The Motherfucker can't even finish one Corona,
Eric's on that cross Lucifer please set him free,
Pull him down, pull those nails out his feet,
He said he'll hail you every night,
With all his power and his might,
Kid thinks he get's high as a kite
Taylor thinkin he got himself a life,
When he only talks to six girls that aren't even alright.
but that's alright,
We already took them down all night.
Sacrificed them to Lucy,
got all the hoes in the back all loosy and goosy, they all amuse me.
The way they claim satan,
Fuck that, let's get to the rapein'
Geeky, standin on the corner,
People makin fun of him cause he's a looks like a foreigner,
Standing there out of his natural niche.
Just call Satan quit being a bitch!
kosmic if you ever want to start this whack shit again.
just remember i got contacts lucy, satan and his friends.
yea my name is dizz, ill fuck you up the ass and turn ur piss to jizz.
We're both white as shit,
And we still fucked your bitch.
Then threw her in a ditch,
Yo come on Dizz, let's burn this bitch.
Then get the fuck up outta here,
These kids kinda smell like some dead deers,
Hope this verse made you bleed from the ear.....queer.
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||Fuck you Kosmic by Bo and Dizz||
**------------------------------**
Kosmic, please step down and hand the real king the crown,
Dizz and I will make sure your mother will fucking drown.
Come up in this bitch like, WHAT UP NGU!.
Ill finger your sister while shes taking a poo.
Cut your fuckin head off and feed it to mah dog, while bo's in the back fingerfucking a frog.
And not to mention the fuckin tension thats occurring.
Fucking ya grandmas pussy it's even purring.
Take an upside down cross and shove it in your heart,
Then shove it up your moms ass until she farts,
Feed it to your dog, then shove the fucker in a log,
Got your dad all tied up and locked in the back of my car.
and felonys still thinking hes the shit living on top of a bar.
Triple 6 yoloswag, yea thats the fucking crew.
While shaes in the back squating and pissing in your shoe.
Slice is in the back trying to make a prayer,
While Satan is over here fucking with Slayer,
Wanna know who else is a slayer?
Concept on that grandma shit, way to go player!
Red-eye's red eye, lookin like a dead eye.
Should I tell em, over here thinkin can I?
his Nickname's Arizona.
The Motherfucker can't even finish one Corona,
Eric's on that cross Lucifer please set him free,
Pull him down, pull those nails out his feet,
He said he'll hail you every night,
With all his power and his might,
Kid thinks he get's high as a kite
Taylor thinkin he got himself a life,
When he only talks to six girls that aren't even alright.
but that's alright,
We already took them down all night.
Sacrificed them to Lucy,
got all the hoes in the back all loosy and goosy, they all amuse me.
The way they claim satan,
Fuck that, let's get to the rapein'
Geeky, standin on the corner,
People makin fun of him cause he's a looks like a foreigner,
Standing there out of his natural niche.
Just call Satan quit being a bitch!
kosmic if you ever want to start this whack shit again.
just remember i got contacts lucy, satan and his friends.
yea my name is dizz, ill fuck you up the ass and turn ur piss to jizz.
We're both white as shit,
And we still fucked your bitch.
Then threw her in a ditch,
Yo come on Dizz, let's burn this bitch.
Then get the fuck up outta here,
These kids kinda smell like some dead deers,
Hope this verse made you bleed from the ear.....queer.
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10-19-2013, 07:14 AM
#746
The Kosmic
Error… Cat invasion!
Originally posted by Hi
**------------------------------**
||Fuck you Kosmic by Bo and Dizz||
**------------------------------**
Kosmic, please step down and hand the real king the crown,
Dizz and I will make sure your mother will fucking drown.
Come up in this bitch like, WHAT UP NGU!.
Ill finger your sister while shes taking a poo.
Cut your fuckin head off and feed it to mah dog, while bo's in the back fingerfucking a frog.
And not to mention the fuckin tension thats occurring.
Fucking ya grandmas pussy it's even purring.
Take an upside down cross and shove it in your heart,
Then shove it up your moms ass until she farts,
Feed it to your dog, then shove the fucker in a log,
Got your dad all tied up and locked in the back of my car.
and felonys still thinking hes the shit living on top of a bar.
Triple 6 yoloswag, yea thats the fucking crew.
While shaes in the back squating and pissing in your shoe.
Slice is in the back trying to make a prayer,
While Satan is over here fucking with Slayer,
Wanna know who else is a slayer?
Concept on that grandma shit, way to go player!
Red-eye's red eye, lookin like a dead eye.
Should I tell em, over here thinkin can I?
his Nickname's Arizona.
The Motherfucker can't even finish one Corona,
Eric's on that cross Lucifer please set him free,
Pull him down, pull those nails out his feet,
He said he'll hail you every night,
With all his power and his might,
Kid thinks he get's high as a kite
Taylor thinkin he got himself a life,
When he only talks to six girls that aren't even alright.
but that's alright,
We already took them down all night.
Sacrificed them to Lucy,
got all the hoes in the back all loosy and goosy, they all amuse me.
The way they claim satan,
Fuck that, let's get to the rapein'
Geeky, standin on the corner,
People makin fun of him cause he's a looks like a foreigner,
Standing there out of his natural niche.
Just call Satan quit being a bitch!
kosmic if you ever want to start this whack shit again.
just remember i got contacts lucy, satan and his friends.
yea my name is dizz, ill fuck you up the ass and turn ur piss to jizz.
We're both white as shit,
And we still fucked your bitch.
Then threw her in a ditch,
Yo come on Dizz, let's burn this bitch.
Then get the fuck up outta here,
These kids kinda smell like some dead deers,
Hope this verse made you bleed from the ear.....queer.
[/COLOR]
||Fuck you Kosmic by Bo and Dizz||
**------------------------------**
Kosmic, please step down and hand the real king the crown,
Dizz and I will make sure your mother will fucking drown.
Come up in this bitch like, WHAT UP NGU!.
Ill finger your sister while shes taking a poo.
Cut your fuckin head off and feed it to mah dog, while bo's in the back fingerfucking a frog.
And not to mention the fuckin tension thats occurring.
Fucking ya grandmas pussy it's even purring.
Take an upside down cross and shove it in your heart,
Then shove it up your moms ass until she farts,
Feed it to your dog, then shove the fucker in a log,
Got your dad all tied up and locked in the back of my car.
and felonys still thinking hes the shit living on top of a bar.
Triple 6 yoloswag, yea thats the fucking crew.
While shaes in the back squating and pissing in your shoe.
Slice is in the back trying to make a prayer,
While Satan is over here fucking with Slayer,
Wanna know who else is a slayer?
Concept on that grandma shit, way to go player!
Red-eye's red eye, lookin like a dead eye.
Should I tell em, over here thinkin can I?
his Nickname's Arizona.
The Motherfucker can't even finish one Corona,
Eric's on that cross Lucifer please set him free,
Pull him down, pull those nails out his feet,
He said he'll hail you every night,
With all his power and his might,
Kid thinks he get's high as a kite
Taylor thinkin he got himself a life,
When he only talks to six girls that aren't even alright.
but that's alright,
We already took them down all night.
Sacrificed them to Lucy,
got all the hoes in the back all loosy and goosy, they all amuse me.
The way they claim satan,
Fuck that, let's get to the rapein'
Geeky, standin on the corner,
People makin fun of him cause he's a looks like a foreigner,
Standing there out of his natural niche.
Just call Satan quit being a bitch!
kosmic if you ever want to start this whack shit again.
just remember i got contacts lucy, satan and his friends.
yea my name is dizz, ill fuck you up the ass and turn ur piss to jizz.
We're both white as shit,
And we still fucked your bitch.
Then threw her in a ditch,
Yo come on Dizz, let's burn this bitch.
Then get the fuck up outta here,
These kids kinda smell like some dead deers,
Hope this verse made you bleed from the ear.....queer.
Im about to cry I thought this was a friendly competition
:fa: Im going to drink bleach now
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10-19-2013, 07:38 AM
#747
Demarcus Ware
I defeated!
Originally posted by Ninja
What is this? I squared you up and you panicked,
Just because you caught me unprepared doesn't equal an advantage,
I own this thread, let me repeat what I've established,
They moved this shit to forum games and 1000 posts of mine just vanished,
Now I'll leave you bodied and done and take you back where you're from,
See, you can't make anyone listen if you screamed bars from the top of your lungs,
You think you can rap about shit like polished nails and coffee for fun?,
Sorry I won but I'll post shit so dope they'll hide this thread from public, this topic is done,
I missed roll and left home but I guess the west coast is back,
That means I got fresh flows, you should let go of that stupid retro leftover scrap,
I'm not even a west coast whiteboy, more like west pacific,
You had no chance to begin with, I'm just starting this off exactly how I just finished,
I could turn that avatar of yours into a piece of shit Honda Civic,
And I really wish I could take it back to 94 and drop your mom at the abortion clinic,
But I've had enough laughs, but is writing a rap really a tough task?,
I post finished products and I'm tired of butt cracks quoting me with rough drafts.
It's been a while, I have no idea what I'm doing :p
Just because you caught me unprepared doesn't equal an advantage,
I own this thread, let me repeat what I've established,
They moved this shit to forum games and 1000 posts of mine just vanished,
Now I'll leave you bodied and done and take you back where you're from,
See, you can't make anyone listen if you screamed bars from the top of your lungs,
You think you can rap about shit like polished nails and coffee for fun?,
Sorry I won but I'll post shit so dope they'll hide this thread from public, this topic is done,
I missed roll and left home but I guess the west coast is back,
That means I got fresh flows, you should let go of that stupid retro leftover scrap,
I'm not even a west coast whiteboy, more like west pacific,
You had no chance to begin with, I'm just starting this off exactly how I just finished,
I could turn that avatar of yours into a piece of shit Honda Civic,
And I really wish I could take it back to 94 and drop your mom at the abortion clinic,
But I've had enough laughs, but is writing a rap really a tough task?,
I post finished products and I'm tired of butt cracks quoting me with rough drafts.
It's been a while, I have no idea what I'm doing :p
Ninja, who's this new ******?
is this the same nigga i use to rap with?
Inactive and always and despair
trying to get my rhymes out of your hair.
why do you even come on ngu?
is it because your momma never even raised you?
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