Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
10-13-2011, 06:34 AM #1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
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C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D

Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.

Okay i'll start!

None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.

=D
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08-14-2015, 06:49 PM #785
Originally posted by Chris View Post
This shit aint for gladiators.
We rip shit at high stake in your radiator.
I got niggas goin to the top floor through these elevators ready to chew a nigga up just like a now and later.
See i'm the type to run up on ya real quick, I ain't worried bout shit, just me and my clique on some real shit.
They call Prophecy because I was chosen, your flow is stuck man I swear that shit is frozen.
If you don't understand you're a fighter and i'm winner. Lord knows that i'm a sinner making kids look like beginners.
This is the life that we're living in today's era filled with mass terror and gangs, it's still the same; the devil remains supreme.
Because he offers you money and hoes and clothes so people think they're badass but they're life is already disclosed.
But me, I have my rhythm, L said something like "Just like the gods, I start out with knowledge and follow with wisdom"
So with that fake rap shit, take it somewhere else because the one you rapping against now already has the belt.
Now let's take a pic... post it on instagram, tell em that you're rappin with chris and you just lost a round.


The only time i lose a round is when i put the clip in that .45 and let that whole shit Blow..my wordplay sick i can't be touched i got that ebola flow..nigga i'm the king of the Gen even your bitch Know..me and my niggas is gladiators i can't take you serious your a comedian all it take is one word to my niggas to get chris rock..this thread? yeaa i got this shit on lock..your girl? yeaa she stillll on my cock..you a phony homie how you go from i rip shit to some wisdom shit..challenging me ain't too wise i'll eat your whole team up like some french fries..i'm the type of nigga to piss on your chick and tell her she just got baptized..if your reading this you just witnessed a homicide chris just got Victimized..
08-14-2015, 07:36 PM #786
Chris
Former Staff
Originally posted by john187doe View Post
The only time i lose a round is when i put the clip in that .45 and let that whole shit Blow..my wordplay sick i can't be touched i got that ebola flow..nigga i'm the king of the Gen even your bitch Know..me and my niggas is gladiators i can't take you serious your a comedian all it take is one word to my niggas to get chris rock..this thread? yeaa i got this shit on lock..your girl? yeaa she stillll on my cock..you a phony homie how you go from i rip shit to some wisdom shit..challenging me ain't too wise i'll eat your whole team up like some french fries..i'm the type of nigga to piss on your chick and tell her she just got baptized..if your reading this you just witnessed a homicide chris just got Victimized..


Sayin im switchin up? Nah nigga i'm just versatile, because my verse is wild.
Rappin aint a hobby, it's simply an addiction; i slide across cement with cause an effect of friction.
My rhymes are locked in a cell just for jurisdiction this is real deal, story told; never spit no fiction.
If I watched a homicide, it's gon be some tears and whines when i'm watching this suicide.
This is do or die, roll up in your cassette deck and you still catch wreck.
Talk mad shit but I come back with a knife strapped in my snapback, bust and I clap back; countin all these fat stacks, pop a cap in yo fat back make you run laps.
See i'm not one to hate, whether you're real or fake, this aint a debate. I'm the realest it gets, so i'm passing some knowledge down with the crown.
.45 shootin? Nigga you so goofy. Acting like you're hard but you're just playin in a movie. You're not a rapper you're just acting like trappers and all this fake shit you spittin just makes me bust out in laughter.
This aint even a challenge cuz I got unlock alll and im coming right back so you can get fucked uup. This aint no message to send, this is a story to tell. And by the time i'm done you gonna know it quite well.
I prevail, above all these phony rappers who act like they about it when really they aint bout shit.
Real shit, take yo bitch give her a pissy pot, then I walk home spark a blunt thats fatter than ur "cock".
When I rap, I seriously rip shit, on a ripstick, RIP BITCH.
You can't compare to a god, like biggie or nas. Lyrical genius you've clearly never seen this. Your lyrics aren't clever, i'm on a higher lever.
So with that rap shit your skill is mine severed in half. YOu smell like fishy pussy go and take a bath while I laugh with a yellowbone and a nine sitting in my lap. HA!
And my whole team is chillin. We never plottin shit, don't mistake me for a villain. I got that technique so I might just raid your village; gimme all your shit or i'll prolly have you spillin.
Just spill it, you aint real. Bet any amount of money that you dont have skill. Even my teachers was like "How's he so ill?" And I climb to the top like jack in the bean stock.
Jackin then I skeet while yo bitch gimme some top. Poppin in her mouth like some pop rocks. Then I have her screamin out "YEAH CHRIS ROCKS"
08-14-2015, 08:30 PM #787
Originally posted by Chris View Post
Sayin im switchin up? Nah nigga i'm just versatile, because my verse is wild.
Rappin aint a hobby, it's simply an addiction; i slide across cement with cause an effect of friction.
My rhymes are locked in a cell just for jurisdiction this is real deal, story told; never spit no fiction.
If I watched a homicide, it's gon be some tears and whines when i'm watching this suicide.
This is do or die, roll up in your cassette deck and you still catch wreck.
Talk mad shit but I come back with a knife strapped in my snapback, bust and I clap back; countin all these fat stacks, pop a cap in yo fat back make you run laps.
See i'm not one to hate, whether you're real or fake, this aint a debate. I'm the realest it gets, so i'm passing some knowledge down with the crown.
.45 shootin? Nigga you so goofy. Acting like you're hard but you're just playin in a movie. You're not a rapper you're just acting like trappers and all this fake shit you spittin just makes me bust out in laughter.
This aint even a challenge cuz I got unlock alll and im coming right back so you can get fucked uup. This aint no message to send, this is a story to tell. And by the time i'm done you gonna know it quite well.
I prevail, above all these phony rappers who act like they about it when really they aint bout shit.
Real shit, take yo bitch give her a pissy pot, then I walk home spark a blunt thats fatter than ur "cock".
When I rap, I seriously rip shit, on a ripstick, RIP BITCH.
You can't compare to a god, like biggie or nas. Lyrical genius you've clearly never seen this. Your lyrics aren't clever, i'm on a higher lever.
So with that rap shit your skill is mine severed in half. YOu smell like fishy pussy go and take a bath while I laugh with a yellowbone and a nine sitting in my lap. HA!
And my whole team is chillin. We never plottin shit, don't mistake me for a villain. I got that technique so I might just raid your village; gimme all your shit or i'll prolly have you spillin.
Just spill it, you aint real. Bet any amount of money that you dont have skill. Even my teachers was like "How's he so ill?" And I climb to the top like jack in the bean stock.
Jackin then I skeet while yo bitch gimme some top. Poppin in her mouth like some pop rocks. Then I have her screamin out "YEAH CHRIS ROCKS"






my bitch will never say chris rocks..come on now for starters you smell like some dirrty ass socks..how can i take a nigga serious that compares his blunts in his mouth to cocks..this ain't a movie chris me and my niggas done shot more clips than spike lee..banged your chick last night had her screaming "oh my god" i said bitch i might bee..the most action you ever got from a yellabone was junior high playing footsiee..my whole team pack steel have your whole team shook like nah homie it ain't that serious just chill..all we do is straight drill..if the first round don't hit ya i bet ya the next clip will..overkill..hungry for the paper i won't chill till i hit a mill..you was pretty popping on this thread till i arrived now your career going down hill..if i ever catch chris in his snap-back he will get flipped like this money fuck around get your back-snap..yea i'm .45 shooting got all the real ones saluting..aim straight for that snap-back boom headshot ain't no chance to clap-back..after this they gonna call me ghost busta cause last round i killed ya and this round i took the soul out ya! R.i.P chris you will not be missed
08-14-2015, 11:34 PM #788
Chris
Former Staff
Originally posted by john187doe View Post
my bitch will never say chris rocks..come on now for starters you smell like some dirrty ass socks..how can i take a nigga serious that compares his blunts in his mouth to cocks..this ain't a movie chris me and my niggas done shot more clips than spike lee..banged your chick last night had her screaming "oh my god" i said bitch i might bee..the most action you ever got from a yellabone was junior high playing footsiee..my whole team pack steel have your whole team shook like nah homie it ain't that serious just chill..all we do is straight drill..if the first round don't hit ya i bet ya the next clip will..overkill..hungry for the paper i won't chill till i hit a mill..you was pretty popping on this thread till i arrived now your career going down hill..if i ever catch chris in his snap-back he will get flipped like this money fuck around get your back-snap..yea i'm .45 shooting got all the real ones saluting..aim straight for that snap-back boom headshot ain't no chance to clap-back..after this they gonna call me ghost busta cause last round i killed ya and this round i took the soul out ya! R.i.P chris you will not be missed


You're barely rapping loool
08-14-2015, 11:48 PM #789
Originally posted by Chris View Post
You're barely rapping loool


typical meek mill response instead of giving the people some bars.."trigger fingers turn to twitter fingers" how you gonna tell me how to rap i thought you was versatile? ima take that as a choke you just took a L back to back by a rookie niggaKryptus and i'm taking your badge by the way i'm the new moderator R.i.P ChrisReaper

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08-14-2015, 11:52 PM #790
itsSorrow
In my man cave
Originally posted by Chris View Post
You're barely rapping loool


And you can't rap my light skinned nigga <3
08-15-2015, 12:30 AM #791
Fuck Bitches get money Needa
08-15-2015, 12:34 AM #792
Chris
Former Staff
Originally posted by john187doe View Post
typical meek mill response instead of giving the people some bars.."trigger fingers turn to twitter fingers" how you gonna tell me how to rap i thought you was versatile? ima take that as a choke you just took a L back to back by a rookie niggaKryptus and i'm taking your badge by the way i'm the new moderator R.i.P ChrisReaper


First things first, you're an orphan; your mamma didn't want you. If she really had a choice she woulda had a straight abortion.
This shit you spit is way outta proportion, please just stop rap before it turns into extortion.
Because honestly you're killin me, you really think you're realler b?
How the fuck you expect me to take you seriously?
Your name has numbers in it plus your a non, better buy elite; you should go and ask your mom.
The most confusing day you have is fathers day I bet.
Your death date is due and has already been set.
Many people said I only care about myself, They say that books are knowledge so I tried to hit the shelf.
But that just wasn't working, payin bills were tough. So I tried to hit the blunt and then my mamma grabbed the belt.
This life you living fails in comparison, you can rap all day about how you pull bitches, get money, shoot guns and spit bars; but
At the end of the day, you're probably a fucking mail man.
All hail meh, chris the real advocate. Your skill level as you know; I already passed that shit.
Don't spit that fake shit, "don't tell me how to rap", don't tell me how you "pop caps in niggas backs"
Because really? who you shootin? Thow up the 3 and you aint comin at me cuz imma start the revolution.
The earth spins more times in a hour than you fuck in a year. And guess what? That's how many fucks I give.
And there's no reason to spit about how I suck at rap you spit the same damn thing everytime you type in that box to chat.
"trigger fingers turn to twitter fingers"? I don't even follow twitter! So nice try with that shit, go swim in your kiddie pool skinny bitch while you're coding little kiddie scripts.
I will admit you did better on that last one, but c'mon, u havent been in pussy since the day you came out one!
The only L's i'm takin is the ones I spark. If you haven't seen it yet it's cuz i'm so dark. I'm black? Yeaaaaa my bars are mediocre? If you say b.
But don't be rapping hard acting like you're slim shady. I had to call you to your senses, I just pulled a White Rabbit; it seems you're out cold, at this point you've had it.
Walk up in your crib and i'm laughing "Why u mad bitch" simply because you got caught while playing tag kid.
Sellin these drugs, catching bodies from thugs and more; hyped up for the press, east and west coast war my lyrics get raw, turn from a bear into a bore.
I cut the earth in half, just to see the core; it's the streets score. Mass murder and extortion. Dead before born definition of abortion. Blow some white through my nose as time froze.
Left blood stains on my clothes, skin to light exposed. There's a million ways to die, one is a tech. It don't take much in my hood for a nigga to catch wreck just to get a check; homocide on the set.
Gave birth to my tribe before my parents even met.
I meet niggas like you everyday, rap and shit but they aint goin far without a message to delay. Here you'll be my servant so deliver this message "My name is johndoe and I suck at rappin"
Try sayin something that I haven't said, I ain't even gon bother to reply because u just got that L.
08-15-2015, 12:44 AM #793
Originally posted by Chris View Post
First things first, you're an orphan; your mamma didn't want you. If she really had a choice she woulda had a straight abortion.
This shit you spit is way outta proportion, please just stop rap before it turns into extortion.
Because honestly you're killin me, you really think you're realler b?
How the fuck you expect me to take you seriously?
Your name has numbers in it plus your a non, better buy elite; you should go and ask your mom.
The most confusing day you have is fathers day I bet.
Your death date is due and has already been set.
Many people said I only care about myself, They say that books are knowledge so I tried to hit the shelf.
But that just wasn't working, payin bills were tough. So I tried to hit the blunt and then my mamma grabbed the belt.
This life you living fails in comparison, you can rap all day about how you pull bitches, get money, shoot guns and spit bars; but
At the end of the day, you're probably a fucking mail man.
All hail meh, chris the real advocate. Your skill level as you know; I already passed that shit.
Don't spit that fake shit, "don't tell me how to rap", don't tell me how you "pop caps in niggas backs"
Because really? who you shootin? Thow up the 3 and you aint comin at me cuz imma start the revolution.
The earth spins more times in a hour than you fuck in a year. And guess what? That's how many fucks I give.
And there's no reason to spit about how I suck at rap you spit the same damn thing everytime you type in that box to chat.
"trigger fingers turn to twitter fingers"? I don't even follow twitter! So nice try with that shit, go swim in your kiddie pool skinny bitch while you're coding little kiddie scripts.
I will admit you did better on that last one, but c'mon, u havent been in pussy since the day you came out one!
The only L's i'm takin is the ones I spark. If you haven't seen it yet it's cuz i'm so dark. I'm black? Yeaaaaa my bars are mediocre? If you say b.
But don't be rapping hard acting like you're slim shady. I had to call you to your senses, I just pulled a White Rabbit; it seems you're out cold, at this point you've had it.
Walk up in your crib and i'm laughing "Why u mad bitch" simply because you got caught while playing tag kid.
Sellin these drugs, catching bodies from thugs and more; hyped up for the press, east and west coast war my lyrics get raw, turn from a bear into a bore.
I cut the earth in half, just to see the core; it's the streets score. Mass murder and extortion. Dead before born definition of abortion. Blow some white through my nose as time froze.
Left blood stains on my clothes, skin to light exposed. There's a million ways to die, one is a tech. It don't take much in my hood for a nigga to catch wreck just to get a check; homocide on the set.
Gave birth to my tribe before my parents even met.
I meet niggas like you everyday, rap and shit but they aint goin far without a message to delay. Here you'll be my servant so deliver this message "My name is johndoe and I suck at rappin"
Try sayin something that I haven't said, I ain't even gon bother to reply because u just got that L.


*yawns* NEXT looolKryptus

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