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Noob Terms in MW2

I'm getting pretty sick of noobs in Mw2 and i'm sure the rest of you are as well. The only thing I hate more than a noob is a dumb noob. I hate being in lobbies full of Witches, Teleporters, Tubers, Campers and calling people out on it, and not knowing the terms. So I've decided to make this list of all the correct, "Noob terms."


Teleporter: A player Who uses Commando or Commando Pro

Witch: A player who uses Marathon, Lightweight, Or Commando Together in one class. If you use these, You truley have, "No Dick"
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Noob Tuber or Tuber: A player who uses an M203 Grenade launcher attachment, Thumper, At4HS, RPG-7, Or any Rocket.

Camper: A player that stays in the same place and trys to score kills stationary. Most noobs dont even use snipers. Like seriously? GTFO!

Glitcher: A player (Most likely a camper) who uses Glitches or easter eggs to get kills. Such as Highrise.

Backpacker: A player who uses the perks, One Man Army, Danger Close, Or any 3rd perk (Although Most likely Commando Pro) And a Primary with an M203.

Turtle: A player who uses a Riot Shield with the Perks in a, "Witch Class"

Noobkiller: A player Who uses Painkiller on all his classes. (Credit to IRoyxX)

TryHards: A player who cares about nothing other than his KDR and tries way to hard to dominate And usually rushes with UMP/Stopping power. (Credit to impact mild)

carepackage noob: A player who only kills with helicopters that he can get with care package(Credit to IRoyxX)

campclaymore: A player who stays only in a room with two claymore and scavenger, he only moves to caught the bags. (I Freaking LOVE this one)(Credit to IRoyxX)

A Cryhard: He at the bottom after every game complaining about your team's tactics. (Credit to needalifesoon)

A Girlscout; They're camped so far from the action they might as well put up a table and sell cookies.(Credit to needalifesoon)

A Boob: He's the guy that always gets on your team that can't get a UAV with hardline!! (Credit to needalifesoon)

Nerdgasm: The moaning of prepubescent children playing mw2 who've just gotten their first nuke or an amazing throwing knife kill (Credit to shannon_m12)

Nooberty: A player between rank 1-30 you uses Riot shield or Ump (credit to Scouse_Dom)

Bieber: He says he's 17, but you can tell by his voice that he'sjust a little kid.

These are all I can think of for now but if you have any others feel free to reply and i'll put it up.

Uhm, The Fanboy.

The Fanboy is the guy that runs around quickscoping.

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The Threesome.

The Threesome is the player who ONLY uses 3 round burst weapons.

Scrub: A player who is helplessly terrible at the game.

nice thread lol

very nice guide!

coming up with all these terms is pretty noob lol

this is a failed guide. no offense, but im sure most people know these terms already

Noob = Me xD

I did noob-tube, quick-scoping RPGs, Painkiller, Danger Close, OMA, Commando, camp, HBS, spawn-kill and random claymores.

I now use M21 (or M14) EBR, UMP45 w/o Stopping Power (it's a waste), tac. knife and ACR.

Reasons:

Noob-Tube: To get shotgun, Danger Close and kill other campers.
RPGs: Get Danger Close and kill other campers.
Painkiller: I didn't even realise I had it, it's long gone now. CopyCat Rulez!
OMA: One or twice, just to find it's shat unless you're a Danger Close Pro killstreak person.
Commando: I still do it, but I don't abuse the distance anymore.
Camp: Not really camping, but if I got shot, I'd run around the corner and wait there for the biatch. So tactical playing.
HBS: To unlock Silencer and Extended Mags.
Spawn-Kill: I did this on accident, thought may as well get the kills, rather than be killed.
Random Claymores: Just so funny.

Before you flame, this is at low rank and I've given these up, but forever M21 EBR with it's spraying, UMP45 for it's 2-3 shot kills at any range, Tac Knife for people screaming at their mics and ACR because it's a... *thinks* because it's a gun?.

And don't forget the person that uses Hardline on Barebones. Sooo funny.

Now let's sit back, and let the flaming begin. Next, the Rep-cession Decline.

Scrub - someone that tries to quickscope everyone from ANY distance, /facepalm