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Noob Terms in MW2

I'm getting pretty sick of noobs in Mw2 and i'm sure the rest of you are as well. The only thing I hate more than a noob is a dumb noob. I hate being in lobbies full of Witches, Teleporters, Tubers, Campers and calling people out on it, and not knowing the terms. So I've decided to make this list of all the correct, "Noob terms."


Teleporter: A player Who uses Commando or Commando Pro

Witch: A player who uses Marathon, Lightweight, Or Commando Together in one class. If you use these, You truley have, "No Dick"
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Noob Tuber or Tuber: A player who uses an M203 Grenade launcher attachment, Thumper, At4HS, RPG-7, Or any Rocket.

Camper: A player that stays in the same place and trys to score kills stationary. Most noobs dont even use snipers. Like seriously? GTFO!

Glitcher: A player (Most likely a camper) who uses Glitches or easter eggs to get kills. Such as Highrise.

Backpacker: A player who uses the perks, One Man Army, Danger Close, Or any 3rd perk (Although Most likely Commando Pro) And a Primary with an M203.

Turtle: A player who uses a Riot Shield with the Perks in a, "Witch Class"

Noobkiller: A player Who uses Painkiller on all his classes. (Credit to IRoyxX)

TryHards: A player who cares about nothing other than his KDR and tries way to hard to dominate And usually rushes with UMP/Stopping power. (Credit to impact mild)

carepackage noob: A player who only kills with helicopters that he can get with care package(Credit to IRoyxX)

campclaymore: A player who stays only in a room with two claymore and scavenger, he only moves to caught the bags. (I Freaking LOVE this one)(Credit to IRoyxX)

A Cryhard: He at the bottom after every game complaining about your team's tactics. (Credit to needalifesoon)

A Girlscout; They're camped so far from the action they might as well put up a table and sell cookies.(Credit to needalifesoon)

A Boob: He's the guy that always gets on your team that can't get a UAV with hardline!! (Credit to needalifesoon)

Nerdgasm: The moaning of prepubescent children playing mw2 who've just gotten their first nuke or an amazing throwing knife kill (Credit to shannon_m12)

Nooberty: A player between rank 1-30 you uses Riot shield or Ump (credit to Scouse_Dom)

Bieber: He says he's 17, but you can tell by his voice that he'sjust a little kid.

These are all I can think of for now but if you have any others feel free to reply and i'll put it up.

Glitcher: A player (Most likely a camper) who uses Glitches or easter eggs to get kills. Such as Highrise.

how the **** is highrise a easteregg or glitch. the things were put there to get on

i don't know what you call them, but that kid who goes 2-24 every game and calls everyone else a noob for any weapon/play style they use.

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Therefore an easteregg.

Just a guide for those who dont know

I liked the girlscout one

wow this thread just shows how young the players are now on mw2. if you look at black ops. and you see all those people playing and giving their opinion on the games , the vids all the feedback. have all of you notice that none of them are children???? that's for a reason the same reason kids have to go buy the game with their parents. this game is meant for adult not 10-14 years old on there. screaming racist remarks , wanna 1v1 you then when you get in lobby it has to be q/s. wtf then on top of all the bullshit they come up with terms for each other. only children would do this. tuber = everyone who uses a rocket. wtf so an rpg is a tuber now??? lil kids should be banned from playing black ops or it will fail just like mw2

hey great post. as i'm still kinda new to the mw2 game. i guess i would have to be all of the above. i do what ever it takes to get a kill. mostly like runing around knifing people.

yeah. thats my favorite one too. :mudkip:

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Nerdgasm: The moaning of prepubescent children playing mw2 after they get a nuke or an amazing throwing knife kill

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Nerdgasm: The moaning of prepubescent children playing mw2 who've just gotten their first nuke or an amazing throwing knife kill