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Noob Terms in MW2

I'm getting pretty sick of noobs in Mw2 and i'm sure the rest of you are as well. The only thing I hate more than a noob is a dumb noob. I hate being in lobbies full of Witches, Teleporters, Tubers, Campers and calling people out on it, and not knowing the terms. So I've decided to make this list of all the correct, "Noob terms."


Teleporter: A player Who uses Commando or Commando Pro

Witch: A player who uses Marathon, Lightweight, Or Commando Together in one class. If you use these, You truley have, "No Dick"
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Noob Tuber or Tuber: A player who uses an M203 Grenade launcher attachment, Thumper, At4HS, RPG-7, Or any Rocket.

Camper: A player that stays in the same place and trys to score kills stationary. Most noobs dont even use snipers. Like seriously? GTFO!

Glitcher: A player (Most likely a camper) who uses Glitches or easter eggs to get kills. Such as Highrise.

Backpacker: A player who uses the perks, One Man Army, Danger Close, Or any 3rd perk (Although Most likely Commando Pro) And a Primary with an M203.

Turtle: A player who uses a Riot Shield with the Perks in a, "Witch Class"

Noobkiller: A player Who uses Painkiller on all his classes. (Credit to IRoyxX)

TryHards: A player who cares about nothing other than his KDR and tries way to hard to dominate And usually rushes with UMP/Stopping power. (Credit to impact mild)

carepackage noob: A player who only kills with helicopters that he can get with care package(Credit to IRoyxX)

campclaymore: A player who stays only in a room with two claymore and scavenger, he only moves to caught the bags. (I Freaking LOVE this one)(Credit to IRoyxX)

A Cryhard: He at the bottom after every game complaining about your team's tactics. (Credit to needalifesoon)

A Girlscout; They're camped so far from the action they might as well put up a table and sell cookies.(Credit to needalifesoon)

A Boob: He's the guy that always gets on your team that can't get a UAV with hardline!! (Credit to needalifesoon)

Nerdgasm: The moaning of prepubescent children playing mw2 who've just gotten their first nuke or an amazing throwing knife kill (Credit to shannon_m12)

Nooberty: A player between rank 1-30 you uses Riot shield or Ump (credit to Scouse_Dom)

Bieber: He says he's 17, but you can tell by his voice that he'sjust a little kid.

These are all I can think of for now but if you have any others feel free to reply and i'll put it up.

Also Whiners= Little Kids With "Witch Class" and crying all match Long

Haha nerdgasm

I like the guide, what I don't like is moaning whinging maggots like you who think anyone who uses a perk/weapon you don't agree with is a NOOB !!!!!

Why don't you shut up and play the game, there are NO rules on perk/weapon combinations and players are free to choose what they want and play how they like ! The game gives YOU the options to combine perks/weapons to counter any player type.

Why do you think you are so God like because you don't use Commando for instance ?

Idiot !!!!!!!!!


Dave (the Camping, Stabbing telling fools how it is COD God)

truer words were never said. :p and might i say welcome to NGU but if your gonna be so negative about everything all the time then you can just GTFO. 11.09.10. I'll be there. hope you don't show up.

girlscout...classic XD how bout the whiner? the one who complains when your killing his boosting buddy...or the constants, those who only try to get revenge kills on the same person but that same person constantly destroys him

Um !!! I can't see how I'm being negative about 'EVERYTHING' I'm just being negative about players who find it necessary to bang on about how great they are because they play by a non existent set of rules which by the very nature of the game are irrelevant.

And yes, of course I will be getting a copy of BO on the 9th but unlike you I have a job so will be unable to play until the weekend. It's not possible for me to just wait for my Giro to hit the mat every fortnight so I can afford my daily dose of Special Brew.

Muppet


Dave

hahaha you have a job. what a loser. jk. but this thread has been dead for a while. i dont want it to be bumped.

Campclaymore and nerdgasm ftw

Mutation
His voice is so annoying you have to mute him.
Fuzznuts
Half the kids in any lobby.
Sadsack
The one who sends a friend invite to everyone on the top of the leaderboard.
KD'er
One who never goes for an objective.