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Noob Terms in MW2

I'm getting pretty sick of noobs in Mw2 and i'm sure the rest of you are as well. The only thing I hate more than a noob is a dumb noob. I hate being in lobbies full of Witches, Teleporters, Tubers, Campers and calling people out on it, and not knowing the terms. So I've decided to make this list of all the correct, "Noob terms."


Teleporter: A player Who uses Commando or Commando Pro

Witch: A player who uses Marathon, Lightweight, Or Commando Together in one class. If you use these, You truley have, "No Dick"
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Noob Tuber or Tuber: A player who uses an M203 Grenade launcher attachment, Thumper, At4HS, RPG-7, Or any Rocket.

Camper: A player that stays in the same place and trys to score kills stationary. Most noobs dont even use snipers. Like seriously? GTFO!

Glitcher: A player (Most likely a camper) who uses Glitches or easter eggs to get kills. Such as Highrise.

Backpacker: A player who uses the perks, One Man Army, Danger Close, Or any 3rd perk (Although Most likely Commando Pro) And a Primary with an M203.

Turtle: A player who uses a Riot Shield with the Perks in a, "Witch Class"

Noobkiller: A player Who uses Painkiller on all his classes. (Credit to IRoyxX)

TryHards: A player who cares about nothing other than his KDR and tries way to hard to dominate And usually rushes with UMP/Stopping power. (Credit to impact mild)

carepackage noob: A player who only kills with helicopters that he can get with care package(Credit to IRoyxX)

campclaymore: A player who stays only in a room with two claymore and scavenger, he only moves to caught the bags. (I Freaking LOVE this one)(Credit to IRoyxX)

A Cryhard: He at the bottom after every game complaining about your team's tactics. (Credit to needalifesoon)

A Girlscout; They're camped so far from the action they might as well put up a table and sell cookies.(Credit to needalifesoon)

A Boob: He's the guy that always gets on your team that can't get a UAV with hardline!! (Credit to needalifesoon)

Nerdgasm: The moaning of prepubescent children playing mw2 who've just gotten their first nuke or an amazing throwing knife kill (Credit to shannon_m12)

Nooberty: A player between rank 1-30 you uses Riot shield or Ump (credit to Scouse_Dom)

Bieber: He says he's 17, but you can tell by his voice that he'sjust a little kid.

These are all I can think of for now but if you have any others feel free to reply and i'll put it up.

Hmm I'm not surpriised that I didn't see this one 'A Water P*ssy' I was called that when I was invited to a US Seach and Destroy Lobby, and kept killing people. Like seriously what f*ck is a 'Water P*ssy'? He sounded like a 10 year old aswell.. Lmao

SpasTexter=A noob who runs around with a spas 12 and semtex.

Unbelievably pointless thread, but interesting.

Thanks.

-P-

Mutations usually give me a kick. I was in a lobby yesterday and the kids mic was so ****ed up everything he said sounded like it was coming out a kazoo. Priceless.

aww great :L :wtf:

A Kid got a Nerdgasm last night when he killed me across the map with the TK

lol nerdgasm

Isn't there a term for people who complain all the time about noob's and what they dont like about the game?

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You know that saying this you will be prosecuted by a bunch of people who hate MW2 but play it 24/7. Its a tough life in this community