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Noob Terms in MW2

I'm getting pretty sick of noobs in Mw2 and i'm sure the rest of you are as well. The only thing I hate more than a noob is a dumb noob. I hate being in lobbies full of Witches, Teleporters, Tubers, Campers and calling people out on it, and not knowing the terms. So I've decided to make this list of all the correct, "Noob terms."


Teleporter: A player Who uses Commando or Commando Pro

Witch: A player who uses Marathon, Lightweight, Or Commando Together in one class. If you use these, You truley have, "No Dick"
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Noob Tuber or Tuber: A player who uses an M203 Grenade launcher attachment, Thumper, At4HS, RPG-7, Or any Rocket.

Camper: A player that stays in the same place and trys to score kills stationary. Most noobs dont even use snipers. Like seriously? GTFO!

Glitcher: A player (Most likely a camper) who uses Glitches or easter eggs to get kills. Such as Highrise.

Backpacker: A player who uses the perks, One Man Army, Danger Close, Or any 3rd perk (Although Most likely Commando Pro) And a Primary with an M203.

Turtle: A player who uses a Riot Shield with the Perks in a, "Witch Class"

Noobkiller: A player Who uses Painkiller on all his classes. (Credit to IRoyxX)

TryHards: A player who cares about nothing other than his KDR and tries way to hard to dominate And usually rushes with UMP/Stopping power. (Credit to impact mild)

carepackage noob: A player who only kills with helicopters that he can get with care package(Credit to IRoyxX)

campclaymore: A player who stays only in a room with two claymore and scavenger, he only moves to caught the bags. (I Freaking LOVE this one)(Credit to IRoyxX)

A Cryhard: He at the bottom after every game complaining about your team's tactics. (Credit to needalifesoon)

A Girlscout; They're camped so far from the action they might as well put up a table and sell cookies.(Credit to needalifesoon)

A Boob: He's the guy that always gets on your team that can't get a UAV with hardline!! (Credit to needalifesoon)

Nerdgasm: The moaning of prepubescent children playing mw2 who've just gotten their first nuke or an amazing throwing knife kill (Credit to shannon_m12)

Nooberty: A player between rank 1-30 you uses Riot shield or Ump (credit to Scouse_Dom)

Bieber: He says he's 17, but you can tell by his voice that he'sjust a little kid.

These are all I can think of for now but if you have any others feel free to reply and i'll put it up.

Hilarious

or.. simply just a gay c-u-n-t. : some gay kid going on about how good they are and how 'hard' they are to 12 year olds they met on psn, but in matter of fact you know them in real life and ther asperlute pussys.

I know plenty of these.

+rep if you know what im talking about :y:

Who cares about noobtubes and RPGs, it's a game on consoles geez, go play promod on PC or something if you want competition.

I'd say good thread but doesn't the term "cryhard" really contradict everything else???

Campers are terrible but skilled campers aren't. And by skilled I mean tactical.

Being able to get behind cover, kill a couple of enemies then keep it moving is my style of play. I'm not very good at camping or running around with an UMP and Marathon either so I'm in the middle.

Painkiller is gay but I can at least understand it when you are spawn trapping people.

Noobtubers are by far the WORST people on MW2.

I'd die by a guy at the top of a staircase before I'd die by a noobtube coming from the sky.

Also I've noticed the guys at the bottom of the map camp the hardest.

I spawn trapped a team on Terminal(we had B and C of course) and he called me a camper. My score- 45-7..His score 6-30..

So I guess that would put him in the cryhard category.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good thread. The internet Gangster killers crack me up all the time... "Where do u live and I'll show you how I roll" LOL
Or the Internet soldier who sits at home with his face paint on and tidy whities talking about how he' a sniper and he can kill u from anywhere on the map.... LOL

you forgot "nooberty" - a player who is ranked between 1 - 30 and rushes with a UMP/riot shield and whines if he/she gets killed

you forgot

noob360: a player that tries to get a game winning kill cam with a 360, but he wastes all his ammo and the enemy just comes and knifes him

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you also forgot

friendlynoob: a player that adds you as a friend when he you get a nuke

card noob: a player that adds you as a friend when he sees that u have the spinning skull, and he offers you a 20$ psn card

lol i like when people say tryhard just cause your better then them

not reallly theres a huge diff of being good and being a tryhard