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Noob Terms in MW2

I'm getting pretty sick of noobs in Mw2 and i'm sure the rest of you are as well. The only thing I hate more than a noob is a dumb noob. I hate being in lobbies full of Witches, Teleporters, Tubers, Campers and calling people out on it, and not knowing the terms. So I've decided to make this list of all the correct, "Noob terms."


Teleporter: A player Who uses Commando or Commando Pro

Witch: A player who uses Marathon, Lightweight, Or Commando Together in one class. If you use these, You truley have, "No Dick"
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Noob Tuber or Tuber: A player who uses an M203 Grenade launcher attachment, Thumper, At4HS, RPG-7, Or any Rocket.

Camper: A player that stays in the same place and trys to score kills stationary. Most noobs dont even use snipers. Like seriously? GTFO!

Glitcher: A player (Most likely a camper) who uses Glitches or easter eggs to get kills. Such as Highrise.

Backpacker: A player who uses the perks, One Man Army, Danger Close, Or any 3rd perk (Although Most likely Commando Pro) And a Primary with an M203.

Turtle: A player who uses a Riot Shield with the Perks in a, "Witch Class"

Noobkiller: A player Who uses Painkiller on all his classes. (Credit to IRoyxX)

TryHards: A player who cares about nothing other than his KDR and tries way to hard to dominate And usually rushes with UMP/Stopping power. (Credit to impact mild)

carepackage noob: A player who only kills with helicopters that he can get with care package(Credit to IRoyxX)

campclaymore: A player who stays only in a room with two claymore and scavenger, he only moves to caught the bags. (I Freaking LOVE this one)(Credit to IRoyxX)

A Cryhard: He at the bottom after every game complaining about your team's tactics. (Credit to needalifesoon)

A Girlscout; They're camped so far from the action they might as well put up a table and sell cookies.(Credit to needalifesoon)

A Boob: He's the guy that always gets on your team that can't get a UAV with hardline!! (Credit to needalifesoon)

Nerdgasm: The moaning of prepubescent children playing mw2 who've just gotten their first nuke or an amazing throwing knife kill (Credit to shannon_m12)

Nooberty: A player between rank 1-30 you uses Riot shield or Ump (credit to Scouse_Dom)

Bieber: He says he's 17, but you can tell by his voice that he'sjust a little kid.

These are all I can think of for now but if you have any others feel free to reply and i'll put it up.

Lol nice guide REP ME for me TO REP U

hahhaha loved these

lol "a boob"

im gonna do this when im on MW2 next
i never use hardline

Some of these are class.. but tbh im alot of these lol, im not a camper or out but i use marathon, hardline, commando and so on an so on.. but i use em to get the emblems,

the 1v1ers or grizzwannabee's because thats all they want if you rape em in a public match (1v1 on rust on their connection) = NOOB

super campers:2 people that get to a room with 2 doors 1 covers a door and another guy covers the other door

Im 14 and i play mw2. If i get owned i dont make up excusses and i dont 1v1 people, i dont really like 1v1. By the way, i really hate 12 yr olds that yell random stuff when im playing, really puts me off. Its kinda easy beating 1 yr olds.

I think im a noob

I use M4A1 with heatbeat sensor and grenade launcher
Spaz ( Annhilate the crap outta people at close range)
Bling, Danger close and Scrambler
Equipment : claymore

I also camp sometimes and i use carepackages alot

nice copy paste well done