(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); You shout "Oscar Mike" whenever you leave a room.

You pretend your BB gun is an M16 with a thermal scope and a heartbeat sensor.

You shout "N00B!" when a professional basketball player misses a free throw.

You sing MW2 rap parodies in the shower.

You know how to effectively shoot, reload, and store an AK-47, which you've never seen in real life.

Instead of calling every airplane with a blinking light a UFO, you now call them AC130's.

The ones that don't have blinking lights, you call chopper gunners.

You refer to going to your basement as "Going under the map."

You refer to riding in an elevator as "Glitching"

You say that a person faster than you is using lightweight.

You call yourself names like "The Silent", "Mastermind", "Disruptor", or "Infected" in mixed company.

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[Thanking all posts that make me laugh.]

When you call sex with your girlfriend, Tactical Insertion.

When you are at a party and there are people you dont know, so you point your finger at them expecting their name to show up above their heads.

When you scream so much that the neighbors call the cops.

My buddy that is in the Army just got back from Iraq and he was telling us a story about a gun fight his crew got into. He said they called in a Predator Drone and I instantly asked without hesitation, "Did you at least get a double kill?"

when you jump of a high mountain if u think that you got commando pro on...

Or an AC130. Haha

wen your microwaves gets done cooking your pizza and you think its a nuke

when you hear something go "click" you say oh shit,because you think its a claymore

true story:

There was a storm in the UK, it nocked all the power out in my arie, and I was on NGU, I was like "we've been EMP'd electronics are down", the hit my head looking for the flash light

You find yourself standing outside of your burning house with your game consul and realize you have to go back in for your family!!!

Your PS3 overheats and melts inside...Thats what happened to me today haha =P