(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); You shout "Oscar Mike" whenever you leave a room.

You pretend your BB gun is an M16 with a thermal scope and a heartbeat sensor.

You shout "N00B!" when a professional basketball player misses a free throw.

You sing MW2 rap parodies in the shower.

You know how to effectively shoot, reload, and store an AK-47, which you've never seen in real life.

Instead of calling every airplane with a blinking light a UFO, you now call them AC130's.

The ones that don't have blinking lights, you call chopper gunners.

You refer to going to your basement as "Going under the map."

You refer to riding in an elevator as "Glitching"

You say that a person faster than you is using lightweight.

You call yourself names like "The Silent", "Mastermind", "Disruptor", or "Infected" in mixed company.

Keep adding!
[Thanking all posts that make me laugh.]

You start back peddaling when someone walks up to shake your hand.
God damn commando users !!!

When you see someone running really fast you call them a hacker . lol

You call your dog a camper when he is sleeping

Think about joining the military because you're so good.

You accuse everyone - who does anything at all - of being a noob.

You know when you played COD when you hear fireworks and you think its rounds of multiple guns from the enemies near you.

when you try 360 the tv with the remote

when the cops come 2 your house cuz ur neighbors heard shoutin "f*** you noob" lmao true story i was there aint that right ryan

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lol yeah thats funny

ahahahhaaha yer