Originally posted by Tuxedo
You shout "Oscar Mike" whenever you leave a room.
You pretend your BB gun is an M16 with a thermal scope and a heartbeat sensor.
You shout "N00B!" when a professional basketball player misses a free throw.
You sing MW2 rap parodies in the shower.
You know how to effectively shoot, reload, and store an AK-47, which you've never seen in real life.
Instead of calling every airplane with a blinking light a UFO, you now call them AC130's.
The ones that don't have blinking lights, you call chopper gunners.
You refer to going to your basement as "Going under the map."
You refer to riding in an elevator as "Glitching"
You say that a person faster than you is using lightweight.
You call yourself names like "The Silent", "Mastermind", "Disruptor", or "Infected" in mixed company.
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[Thanking all posts that make me laugh.]