Post: Getting Caught
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09-26-2011, 04:42 PM
#1
ItsJonah.
Haxor!
Post you story's of getting caught masturbating or almost got caught. In my case I have 2 story's only because I was caught by my uncle not parents.
Uncle
It was late one night and my uncle was watching me while my dad was in afghan for deployment. I was on my iPhone doing the obvious and my hand was doing the obvious and as soon as I was about to (you know what) my uncle walked in talking about the tv is messes up. Lol, idk if it was because of the surprise but I jizzed all over the place (not easy to clean up) so I honestly don't know if he saw me because I was under covers and I tried to play it off but he never said anything afterwards. So :/
Dad
My dad said "he was going to base" which is 30 min away. I saw my opportunity and took it
. I began to set up PC in loving room and toilet paper beside me. I don't know why but I locked the door(s). I began looking for the right "video" and this chick was screaming like crazy. Lol, so I was like w/e and began, next thing I know hear someone try to open the door I stood up and my dad was there. He was saying "WtF" so I shut me pc but the loud screaming was still there so I opened it muted it and shut it again. Then ran to my room and got my shorts as I began to open the door the tissue was still there so I tucked it in-between the couches. As soon as I did that he managed to get his keys and unlock the door. Then I hoped on the couch boner facing down cuz I had one anyway that was super close.-------------------
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09-26-2011, 04:51 PM
#4
Problem?
I defeated!
Originally posted by ItsJonah.
Hello PV, today we are going to tell a few story's! Most (Most) of you are mature enough to handle this so don't be immature, this is serious. <3
Post you story's of getting caught masturbating or almost got caught. In my case I have 2 story's only because I was caught by my uncle not parents.
Uncle
It was late one night and my uncle was watching me while my dad was in afghan for deployment. I was on my iPhone doing the obvious and my hand was doing the obvious and as soon as I was about to (you know what) my uncle walked in talking about the tv is messes up. Lol, idk if it was because of the surprise but I jizzed all over the place (not easy to clean up) so I honestly don't know if he saw me because I was under covers and I tried to play it off but he never said anything afterwards. So :/
Dad
My dad said "he was going to base" which is 30 min away. I saw my opportunity and took it. I began to set up PC in loving room and toilet paper beside me. I don't know why but I locked the door(s). I began looking for the right "video" and this chick was screaming like crazy. Lol, so I was like w/e and began, next thing I know hear someone try to open the door I stood up and my dad was there. He was saying "WtF" so I shut me pc but the loud screaming was still there so I opened it muted it and shut it again. Then ran to my room and got my shorts as I began to open the door the tissue was still there so I tucked it in-between the couches. As soon as I did that he managed to get his keys and unlock the door. Then I hoped on the couch boner facing down cuz I had one anyway that was super close.
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Post you story's of getting caught masturbating or almost got caught. In my case I have 2 story's only because I was caught by my uncle not parents.
Uncle
It was late one night and my uncle was watching me while my dad was in afghan for deployment. I was on my iPhone doing the obvious and my hand was doing the obvious and as soon as I was about to (you know what) my uncle walked in talking about the tv is messes up. Lol, idk if it was because of the surprise but I jizzed all over the place (not easy to clean up) so I honestly don't know if he saw me because I was under covers and I tried to play it off but he never said anything afterwards. So :/
Dad
My dad said "he was going to base" which is 30 min away. I saw my opportunity and took it
. I began to set up PC in loving room and toilet paper beside me. I don't know why but I locked the door(s). I began looking for the right "video" and this chick was screaming like crazy. Lol, so I was like w/e and began, next thing I know hear someone try to open the door I stood up and my dad was there. He was saying "WtF" so I shut me pc but the loud screaming was still there so I opened it muted it and shut it again. Then ran to my room and got my shorts as I began to open the door the tissue was still there so I tucked it in-between the couches. As soon as I did that he managed to get his keys and unlock the door. Then I hoped on the couch boner facing down cuz I had one anyway that was super close.-------------------
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i had 4 videos covering my screen.
my mom came home early and i heard her putting the keys on the door.
i (good thing i know about computers) pressed ctr+w as many times as i could and closed all four video windows instantly.
she didn't saw nothing but i know she knows what was going on by the smell :argh:
that's the only time.
09-26-2011, 05:13 PM
#5
Nate
Guest
Originally posted by ItsJonah.
Hello NGU, today we are going to tell a few story's! Most (Most) of you are mature enough to handle this so don't be immature, this is serious. <3
Be mature about this? You are the one who is posting a thread on how you masturbate to God knows what on a gaming forum. To me, and the rest of the community, that right there is what you'd call immature.
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09-26-2011, 05:21 PM
#7
Xiao Xin
<3
Originally posted by another user
i had 4 videos covering my screen.
my mom came home early and i heard her putting the keys on the door.
i (good thing i know about computers) pressed ctr+w as many times as i could and closed all four video windows instantly.
she didn't saw nothing but i know she knows what was going on by the smell :argh:
that's the only time.
my mom came home early and i heard her putting the keys on the door.
i (good thing i know about computers) pressed ctr+w as many times as i could and closed all four video windows instantly.
she didn't saw nothing but i know she knows what was going on by the smell :argh:
that's the only time.
what smell ?¿?
09-26-2011, 05:57 PM
#9
Phobick
Banned
Originally posted by ItsJonah.
Hello NGU, today we are going to tell a few story's! Most (Most) of you are mature enough to handle this so don't be immature, this is serious. <3
Post you story's of getting caught masturbating or almost got caught. In my case I have 2 story's only because I was caught by my uncle not parents.
Uncle
It was late one night and my uncle was watching me while my dad was in afghan for deployment. I was on my iPhone doing the obvious and my hand was doing the obvious and as soon as I was about to (you know what) my uncle walked in talking about the tv is messes up. Lol, idk if it was because of the surprise but I jizzed all over the place (not easy to clean up) so I honestly don't know if he saw me because I was under covers and I tried to play it off but he never said anything afterwards. So :/
Dad
My dad said "he was going to base" which is 30 min away. I saw my opportunity and took it. I began to set up PC in loving room and toilet paper beside me. I don't know why but I locked the door(s). I began looking for the right "video" and this chick was screaming like crazy. Lol, so I was like w/e and began, next thing I know hear someone try to open the door I stood up and my dad was there. He was saying "WtF" so I shut me pc but the loud screaming was still there so I opened it muted it and shut it again. Then ran to my room and got my shorts as I began to open the door the tissue was still there so I tucked it in-between the couches. As soon as I did that he managed to get his keys and unlock the door. Then I hoped on the couch boner facing down cuz I had one anyway that was super close.
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Post you story's of getting caught masturbating or almost got caught. In my case I have 2 story's only because I was caught by my uncle not parents.
Uncle
It was late one night and my uncle was watching me while my dad was in afghan for deployment. I was on my iPhone doing the obvious and my hand was doing the obvious and as soon as I was about to (you know what) my uncle walked in talking about the tv is messes up. Lol, idk if it was because of the surprise but I jizzed all over the place (not easy to clean up) so I honestly don't know if he saw me because I was under covers and I tried to play it off but he never said anything afterwards. So :/
Dad
My dad said "he was going to base" which is 30 min away. I saw my opportunity and took it
. I began to set up PC in loving room and toilet paper beside me. I don't know why but I locked the door(s). I began looking for the right "video" and this chick was screaming like crazy. Lol, so I was like w/e and began, next thing I know hear someone try to open the door I stood up and my dad was there. He was saying "WtF" so I shut me pc but the loud screaming was still there so I opened it muted it and shut it again. Then ran to my room and got my shorts as I began to open the door the tissue was still there so I tucked it in-between the couches. As soon as I did that he managed to get his keys and unlock the door. Then I hoped on the couch boner facing down cuz I had one anyway that was super close.-------------------
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