(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Hello NGU, today we are going to tell a few story's! Most (Most) of you are mature enough to handle this so don't be immature, this is serious. <3

Post you story's of getting caught masturbating or almost got caught. In my case I have 2 story's only because I was caught by my uncle not parents.

Uncle
It was late one night and my uncle was watching me while my dad was in afghan for deployment. I was on my iPhone doing the obvious and my hand was doing the obvious and as soon as I was about to (you know what) my uncle walked in talking about the tv is messes up. Lol, idk if it was because of the surprise but I jizzed all over the place (not easy to clean up) so I honestly don't know if he saw me because I was under covers and I tried to play it off but he never said anything afterwards. So :/

Dad
My dad said "he was going to base" which is 30 min away. I saw my opportunity and took it . I began to set up PC in loving room and toilet paper beside me. I don't know why but I locked the door(s). I began looking for the right "video" and this chick was screaming like crazy. Lol, so I was like w/e and began, next thing I know hear someone try to open the door I stood up and my dad was there. He was saying "WtF" so I shut me pc but the loud screaming was still there so I opened it muted it and shut it again. Then ran to my room and got my shorts as I began to open the door the tissue was still there so I tucked it in-between the couches. As soon as I did that he managed to get his keys and unlock the door. Then I hoped on the couch boner facing down cuz I had one anyway that was super close.

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Post you response or even your own story!

I never got caught doing it with my GF with people in the room next to mine. Just crank the music up, lock the door, and have at it.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Never been caught. I masturbate with one earpiece on and one off, so I can soundwhore anyone coming up the stairs/near my room.

How the **** you silly c*nts get caught I don't know.

You couldn't have just let me have my moment? kay:

Im in the process right now and im not gonna get caught.

I have about damn near pissed myself over this thread so far. Below I've highlighted the best quotes/parts of this thread so far that's just epic.

Originally posted by 9604

when your jerkin off there's a funny smell in the atmosphere for a little while.

LMAO xD WHAT?

Originally posted by Texhnka

I've never actually been caught sometimes my mum opens the door but I realise a split second before and close the porn and put on a relaxed face while trying not to breathe heavy I bet she realises but she won't say anything unless she actually caught me red handed.

Lmao xD 'Red Handed' xD How the hell did everyone miss that?

Originally posted by INoobHero

I do it before I shower and while I'm taking the before a shower dump. I never been caught but then again I discovered I had sperm this summer I'm 13 btw.

:lol: That last bit is funny. "I discovered I had sperm this summer." xD Wtf does Sex Ed teach you?

Originally posted by aZlan

I've had many close encounters but never caught, I'd probably shit myself and start farting if I were to get caught.

:lol:

Originally posted by EvilRip

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Lmao xD Is it bad that I laughed at this?

Originally posted by Kaspa

Never been caught. I masturbate with one earpiece on and one off, so I can soundwhore anyone coming up the stairs/near my room.

Originally posted by Kaspa

How the **** you silly c*nts get caught I don't know.

Lmao xD Ninja Pro son. Look at this shit.

I don't know why NGU breaks up that last quote. Maybe because it's preset that you can only quote 5 people in a post, eh? I had to add that last quote in by hand. ADMINS do something and change that! Allow more. -.- ffs.

I almost got caught, i was so sure i left my door locked but it ends up i didn't close it completely. So long story short my mom walks in and i have my pants off but luckily i still had boxers on and was only on Google nothing else, so she asks what are you doing and i play it off that i was about to go take a shower and it worked. :beer::black: