(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Hello NGU, today we are going to tell a few story's! Most (Most) of you are mature enough to handle this so don't be immature, this is serious. <3

Post you story's of getting caught masturbating or almost got caught. In my case I have 2 story's only because I was caught by my uncle not parents.

Uncle
It was late one night and my uncle was watching me while my dad was in afghan for deployment. I was on my iPhone doing the obvious and my hand was doing the obvious and as soon as I was about to (you know what) my uncle walked in talking about the tv is messes up. Lol, idk if it was because of the surprise but I jizzed all over the place (not easy to clean up) so I honestly don't know if he saw me because I was under covers and I tried to play it off but he never said anything afterwards. So :/

Dad
My dad said "he was going to base" which is 30 min away. I saw my opportunity and took it . I began to set up PC in loving room and toilet paper beside me. I don't know why but I locked the door(s). I began looking for the right "video" and this chick was screaming like crazy. Lol, so I was like w/e and began, next thing I know hear someone try to open the door I stood up and my dad was there. He was saying "WtF" so I shut me pc but the loud screaming was still there so I opened it muted it and shut it again. Then ran to my room and got my shorts as I began to open the door the tissue was still there so I tucked it in-between the couches. As soon as I did that he managed to get his keys and unlock the door. Then I hoped on the couch boner facing down cuz I had one anyway that was super close.

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Post you response or even your own story!

I do it before I shower and while I'm taking the before a shower dump. I never been caught but then again I discovered I had sperm this summer I'm 13 btw.

Pfft, I'm a Ninja. I've never get cought. :beer:

Only poor people get caught masturbating.

So how many times have you been caught?

LOL does anyone get that feeling when you have porn on and you close it to open the door and you get paranoid because you think the tab is still open?

I leave it on :fa:

I've had many close encounters but never caught, I'd probably shit myself and start farting if I were to get caught.

OMG you made shit myself from laughing so hard......btw I'm stoned