(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Hello NGU, today we are going to tell a few story's! Most (Most) of you are mature enough to handle this so don't be immature, this is serious. <3

Post you story's of getting caught masturbating or almost got caught. In my case I have 2 story's only because I was caught by my uncle not parents.

Uncle
It was late one night and my uncle was watching me while my dad was in afghan for deployment. I was on my iPhone doing the obvious and my hand was doing the obvious and as soon as I was about to (you know what) my uncle walked in talking about the tv is messes up. Lol, idk if it was because of the surprise but I jizzed all over the place (not easy to clean up) so I honestly don't know if he saw me because I was under covers and I tried to play it off but he never said anything afterwards. So :/

Dad
My dad said "he was going to base" which is 30 min away. I saw my opportunity and took it . I began to set up PC in loving room and toilet paper beside me. I don't know why but I locked the door(s). I began looking for the right "video" and this chick was screaming like crazy. Lol, so I was like w/e and began, next thing I know hear someone try to open the door I stood up and my dad was there. He was saying "WtF" so I shut me pc but the loud screaming was still there so I opened it muted it and shut it again. Then ran to my room and got my shorts as I began to open the door the tissue was still there so I tucked it in-between the couches. As soon as I did that he managed to get his keys and unlock the door. Then I hoped on the couch boner facing down cuz I had one anyway that was super close.

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Post you response or even your own story!

Sometimes lol. But i dont really watch porn on my computer so much. I got my Ps3 hooked a 2 a 32in 1080i TV

funny smell in the atmosphere hahaha, im too ninja to get caught.

I was 12-13 when those happend and 16 now lol

never been caught at all. probably years of experience lol, im sure after a few years you guys master the sound of creeks in your house when someone is coming .

another quality thread on ngu!

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hahaha Dude you need to get that checked out!

Almost once, but that is an almost so "Neither have I. :megusta:

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