Post: Getting Caught
09-26-2011, 04:42 PM #1
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Post you story's of getting caught masturbating or almost got caught. In my case I have 2 story's only because I was caught by my uncle not parents.

Uncle

It was late one night and my uncle was watching me while my dad was in afghan for deployment. I was on my iPhone doing the obvious and my hand was doing the obvious and as soon as I was about to (you know what) my uncle walked in talking about the tv is messes up. Lol, idk if it was because of the surprise but I jizzed all over the place (not easy to clean up) so I honestly don't know if he saw me because I was under covers and I tried to play it off but he never said anything afterwards. So :/

Dad
My dad said "he was going to base" which is 30 min away. I saw my opportunity and took it Smile. I began to set up PC in loving room and toilet paper beside me. I don't know why but I locked the door(s). I began looking for the right "video" and this chick was screaming like crazy. Lol, so I was like w/e and began, next thing I know hear someone try to open the door I stood up and my dad was there. He was saying "WtF" so I shut me pc but the loud screaming was still there so I opened it muted it and shut it again. Then ran to my room and got my shorts as I began to open the door the tissue was still there so I tucked it in-between the couches. As soon as I did that he managed to get his keys and unlock the door. Then I hoped on the couch boner facing down cuz I had one anyway that was super close.

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09-26-2011, 07:57 PM #11
Cory
User needs a dick
I've never been caught, but then again I don't jerk off or watch porn much at all.
09-26-2011, 08:24 PM #12
I've never actually been caught sometimes my mum opens the door but I realise a split second before and close the porn and put on a relaxed face while trying not to breathe heavy I bet she realises but she won't say anything unless she actually caught me red handed.
09-26-2011, 08:30 PM #13
rhys0065
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Originally posted by Nate View Post
Be mature about this? You are the one who is posting a thread on how you masturbate to God knows what on a gaming forum. To me, and the rest of the community, that right there is what you'd call immature.
last time i checked this is the general discussion section,nothing to do with gaming.
09-26-2011, 09:30 PM #14
Never been caught! :y:
09-26-2011, 10:17 PM #15
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best thread on ngu by far, sooo funny
ps ive never been caught, some close encounters but never even a suspicion. my cousins always say im at the age and i do it but i act like i dont even know what sex is lol
09-26-2011, 10:24 PM #16
xShadow
Pr0n ftw
I was a lil kid when this happened, I was in my bed getting all horny so I started masturbating in my bed and left door opened, my aunt's friend was cleaning house for her, idk if it was quick job or something, then in the middle of it I look over the door because I forgot I left it opened and the old lady who was cleaning house's eyes were sneakily looking at me, as soon as I saw her she gets out of my sight and continues doing her job. I stopped masturbating and went to my ps2 to turn it on, which was in the room she was cleaning, so she cleaned it and got out. I wasn't embarrassed because I was a lil kid.
09-26-2011, 10:29 PM #17
Originally posted by 9604
when your jerkin off there's a funny smell in the atmosphere for a little while.


um you should get that checked out

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09-26-2011, 10:32 PM #18
El Violador
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My mom walked in on me once. :/ No big deal to it. She just came back after a couple minutes and gave me an awkward talk. On the upside, she always knocks first now. Enzo
09-26-2011, 10:35 PM #19
Winning
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I have a lock on my door. Get wrecked noobs.

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