(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Hello NGU, today we are going to tell a few story's! Most (Most) of you are mature enough to handle this so don't be immature, this is serious. <3

Post you story's of getting caught masturbating or almost got caught. In my case I have 2 story's only because I was caught by my uncle not parents.

Uncle
It was late one night and my uncle was watching me while my dad was in afghan for deployment. I was on my iPhone doing the obvious and my hand was doing the obvious and as soon as I was about to (you know what) my uncle walked in talking about the tv is messes up. Lol, idk if it was because of the surprise but I jizzed all over the place (not easy to clean up) so I honestly don't know if he saw me because I was under covers and I tried to play it off but he never said anything afterwards. So :/

Dad
My dad said "he was going to base" which is 30 min away. I saw my opportunity and took it . I began to set up PC in loving room and toilet paper beside me. I don't know why but I locked the door(s). I began looking for the right "video" and this chick was screaming like crazy. Lol, so I was like w/e and began, next thing I know hear someone try to open the door I stood up and my dad was there. He was saying "WtF" so I shut me pc but the loud screaming was still there so I opened it muted it and shut it again. Then ran to my room and got my shorts as I began to open the door the tissue was still there so I tucked it in-between the couches. As soon as I did that he managed to get his keys and unlock the door. Then I hoped on the couch boner facing down cuz I had one anyway that was super close.

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Post you response or even your own story!

You get naked to choke the chicken? that's ****ing weird.

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yes kay:

**** getting sweaty ass prints on your chair.

I don't see why people would get naked to masturbate, unless they stick pointy objects in their rim.

lolugay

I've never seen you on this website before, but you are funny as shit. Keep it up :y:

Why is their another one of these threads every month or two/..

*never mastrabated before...* kay:

I had the video going but I wasn't really doing anything yet and my dad walked into my room and goes, NICE sarcastically and then walks away. The most awkward time of my life :fa:

So many deaf people in this thread by the looks of it.

Unless your flooring is marble and people walk around your house with socks on like the Chinese do, how do you not hear people outside your room?

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