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It would be 500K, but I only have 519K and not too sure on the taxes

I have no use for my vBux anymore, as I don't spend much time here, so I thought why not hold a simple competition.

Just give me your best one line pickup, you know, what would you say to a girl, try to make it funny.

E.g. Is it hot in here or just me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Rules
- Try keep swearing to a minimum.
- Nothing to do with race/gender/religion or any of that stuff.
- Try keep it a "one liner"
- Try keep it funny, we all love a laugh.

All donations towards this are welcome, I will not profit from this either, it's just for you guys!

So, get crackin', I can't wait to see what you guy's come up with. :rolleyes:

This will be made into a poll, only 30 can enter, I will have help choosing which to eliminate, and which to disqualify.
This competition ends this Friday/Saturday morning.

Donator's
Thanks hq911 for donating the sum of 50000.

Do a barrel roll.

Suprise...

*licks finger and touches girl on the shoulder* Let's get you out of those wet clothes

I'm harder than a diamond in an ice storm right now.

Man : 93% of women masturbate in the shower, the other 7% sing...do you know what they sing?

Woman : No?!...

Man: You must be the kind that masturbates then .

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

are you a parking ticket.. because you have fine written all over you

That's two lines.

Are you sure you want to go home with one of these slobs? Come home with me because this slob has a Jacuzzi.