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It would be 500K, but I only have 519K and not too sure on the taxes

I have no use for my vBux anymore, as I don't spend much time here, so I thought why not hold a simple competition.

Just give me your best one line pickup, you know, what would you say to a girl, try to make it funny.

E.g. Is it hot in here or just me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Rules
- Try keep swearing to a minimum.
- Nothing to do with race/gender/religion or any of that stuff.
- Try keep it a "one liner"
- Try keep it funny, we all love a laugh.

All donations towards this are welcome, I will not profit from this either, it's just for you guys!

So, get crackin', I can't wait to see what you guy's come up with. :rolleyes:

This will be made into a poll, only 30 can enter, I will have help choosing which to eliminate, and which to disqualify.
This competition ends this Friday/Saturday morning.

Donator's
Thanks hq911 for donating the sum of 50000.

Excuse me, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

^ 100% success rate

Hey baby, Got a jersey? ( A Jersey? ... What for? ) 'Cuz I need your name and number

Hey, if your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is Thanks-Giving .. then, Can I visit you between the holidays?

DAMN! I was going to use that!

[/Terminator voice] I'll be back :cool: [Terminator voice]

Lmao!

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

MAN: Heyy Love can you catch

Woman:Why?

Man: Kuz ive gotta couple of balls coming your way

i think im really falling in love with you
every second i spend with you i love you more,


stupid one: is your dad a baker cuz u smell like yeast

Did you just break wind, because you blew me away.

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? - haha lmao