Post: My PS3 Turned Magically into a PS4 at Midnight.
05-03-2011, 05:07 AM #1
Hawkin
Lord of the Undead
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); God knows I have suffered with the rest of you. Trying to find a way to inject that PSN'ey goodness directly into my viens. I sit here sweating and shaking I keep hearing the voice coming out of my Turtle Beaches. "Team Deathmatch"
Last night I woke up in a cold sweat cuddling with my Dualshock 3, the red one of course, because she is the sexiest.

I too at random moments during the day will turn on my PS3 in a moment of hope, only to be stabbed though the heart with that dreadful message "You Have Been signed out of the PSN network. Error 8002A203" It was rather awkward when I burst from the bathroom to check my PS3, while there was company over. I had forgotten to pull up my pants. Worse then that I had forgotten to wipe. I just could of sworn I heard that familiar sound... "Domination" coming from a neighbor's window. And I did but that was from the hooker that lives on the corner... I didn't ask any questions.

Anyways my point, well maybe I don't have a point...

or maybe I do...
My name is Hawkin and I am a PSN-Aholic
Last edited by Hawkin ; 05-03-2011 at 11:29 PM.

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05-03-2011, 05:30 AM #11
Hawkin
Lord of the Undead
Originally posted by ClutchLikeKobe View Post
PSN-Anonymous. The first step is admitting you have a problem.


That is where they got their name. It suddenly makes perfect sense... the reason why. Without Sony no one else can get addicted.


You know, the PSN is only coming back on because the CIA finally Killed Osama Bin Ladin.
05-03-2011, 05:41 AM #12
NooFag
Stupid Feelings </3
:lol: yea this is better than hearing that psn is up(293868345 different threads about it)
this post is WIN :y:

Originally posted by Hawkin View Post
That is where they got their name. It suddenly makes perfect sense... the reason why. Without Sony no one else can get addicted.


You know, the PSN is only coming back on because the CIA finally Killed Osama Bin Ladin.

forgot quote
05-03-2011, 05:43 AM #13
PussayPatrol
I'm a neat monster...
Originally posted by Hawkin View Post
And this thread's title is based on more accurate information, then most of the stupid posts I have read tonight. ( Because I wrote a big number Four on a piece of paper and stuck it to my PS3.)

Japan is Up.
Japan is Down.
Japan is both Left and right.

God knows I have suffered with the rest of you. Trying to find a way to inject that PSN'ey goodness directly into my viens. I sit here sweating and shaking I keep hearing voices coming out of my Turtle Beaches.
Last night I woke up in a cold sweat cuddling with my Dualshock 3, the red one of course, because she is the sexiest.

I too at random moments during the day will turn on my PS3 in a moment of hope, only to be stabbed though the heart with that dreadful message "You Have Been signed out of the PSN network. Error 8071A203" It was rather awkward when I burst from the bathroom to check my PS3, while there was company over. I had forgotten to pull up my pants. worse then that I had forgotten to wipe. I just could of sworn I heard that familiar sound... "Domination" coming from a neighbor's window. And I did but that was from the hooker that lives on the corner... I didn't ask any questions.

Anyways my point, well maybe I don't have a point...

or maybe I do...
My name is Hawkin and I am a PSN-Aholic


Hawkin say whatt ?? :wtf:
05-03-2011, 05:52 AM #14
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Sync
Guest
Did i just get mindf*cked?
05-03-2011, 06:09 AM #15
Hawkin
Lord of the Undead
Originally posted by xSync View Post
Did i just get mindf*cked?


IDK was you mind near my Red Dual-shock controller?

STAY AWAY FROM HER!!
She is mine... My Precious.
05-03-2011, 06:34 AM #16
Stealth_Tek
At least I can fight
I'm saying this because I care.. You have problems :dumb:
Last edited by Stealth_Tek ; 05-03-2011 at 06:38 AM.
05-03-2011, 07:01 AM #17
Vaanq
Gym leader
It's alright we all want it back.
man you'll get through it
05-03-2011, 07:08 AM #18
Slipperytesties
Bounty hunter
I feel your pain. I myself am a PSN-Aholic :(
05-03-2011, 07:09 AM #19
Jelly waffles?

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