Post: My PS3 Turned Magically into a PS4 at Midnight.
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05-03-2011, 05:07 AM
#1
Hawkin
Lord of the Undead
Last night I woke up in a cold sweat cuddling with my Dualshock 3, the red one of course, because she is the sexiest.
I too at random moments during the day will turn on my PS3 in a moment of hope, only to be stabbed though the heart with that dreadful message "You Have Been signed out of the PSN network. Error 8002A203" It was rather awkward when I burst from the bathroom to check my PS3, while there was company over. I had forgotten to pull up my pants. Worse then that I had forgotten to wipe. I just could of sworn I heard that familiar sound... "Domination" coming from a neighbor's window. And I did but that was from the hooker that lives on the corner... I didn't ask any questions.
Anyways my point, well maybe I don't have a point...
or maybe I do...
My name is Hawkin and I am a PSN-Aholic
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Hawkin ; 05-03-2011 at 11:29 PM.
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05-03-2011, 11:03 PM
#47
Porter_Justice
Cake is a lie
Originally posted by Escape
If only there were people whom didn't post stupid threads to amuse others. To actually provide information instead of stupid shit about a "ps4." A dream that will never be accomplished because of lonely or idiotic individuals who suffers an unfortunate life, and thus must turn to the internet for closure. Maybe one day, when something of great importance to you is back up, people like you would stop posting such pointless threads, and some what reduce the amount of spam and nuisances.. But what is this mysterious factor? I think it's called something like.... PSN.
But only time will tell. Godspeed.
But only time will tell. Godspeed.
There is nothing better on the internet, than the internet mind reader. The guy who knows who is lonely. The guy who can determine someone's real life personality through a website. Someone who makes everyone who opposes him either a "kid" or "30 year old living in mom's basement".
05-04-2011, 12:46 AM
#48
NeglectFate
[b][move]NGU - Home of The Virgins![/b][/move]
Originally posted by Hawkin
Well Godspeed to you sir as well. Cause, well you know, that God is pretty damn fast.
But just to be clear, what you are saying above, is that me, and I guess most people reading this are "lonely or idiotic individuals who suffers an unfortunate life" who will cause the dream of a PS4 to never happen? Just think how happy, we would make Anonymous, and Microsoft.
If anyone actually clicked on this thread, because they thought that my PS3 had actually turned into a PS4, they probably deserved that 1-2 seconds of disappointment.
Did I trick you? I am so sorry.
Despite the fact your post makes you look like you have the writing skills of the 12-15 year old you claim not to be, I understand what you are trying to say. You think this thread is Spam and a waste of time. Everything on this site must be matter of fact. We are nerds and must be serious always. No humor. that is not related to math!
BTW, Are you the kind of guy that irons his underwear too?
Can I call you Sheldon?
Well Sheldon, if you didn't think it was funny, no problem. I get it. Some liked it, some didn't, some got it, some didn't, and some, well, they ate curly fires.
Humor is subjective, and more liked it then didn't.
However, what really matters...
When it's all said and done...
When that last lonely or idiotic individual like me, breathes his or her final breath...
In our wrinkled underwear...
We know we have won, because we will have known what it is like to have sex with someone other then ourselves.
But just to be clear, what you are saying above, is that me, and I guess most people reading this are "lonely or idiotic individuals who suffers an unfortunate life" who will cause the dream of a PS4 to never happen? Just think how happy, we would make Anonymous, and Microsoft.
If anyone actually clicked on this thread, because they thought that my PS3 had actually turned into a PS4, they probably deserved that 1-2 seconds of disappointment.
Did I trick you? I am so sorry.
Despite the fact your post makes you look like you have the writing skills of the 12-15 year old you claim not to be, I understand what you are trying to say. You think this thread is Spam and a waste of time. Everything on this site must be matter of fact. We are nerds and must be serious always. No humor. that is not related to math!
BTW, Are you the kind of guy that irons his underwear too?
Can I call you Sheldon?
Well Sheldon, if you didn't think it was funny, no problem. I get it. Some liked it, some didn't, some got it, some didn't, and some, well, they ate curly fires.
Humor is subjective, and more liked it then didn't.
However, what really matters...
When it's all said and done...
When that last lonely or idiotic individual like me, breathes his or her final breath...
In our wrinkled underwear...
We know we have won, because we will have known what it is like to have sex with someone other then ourselves.
Only a nerd would write like this, I know for a fact. It's not hard to guess that. Anyone willing to take the time to write such nonsense obviously has no social life. And why did you bring up sex? lmao That is a clear sign you are a nerd and a virgin. And my writing skills are obviously not as good as yours. With your ellipsis marks and random bold. You definitely are the coolest kid in the world, and you totally have sex with other people! Man, I wish I was like youuuuu! My life would be so complete...on the internet.
Originally posted by Justice
There is nothing better on the internet, than the internet mind reader. The guy who knows who is lonely. The guy who can determine someone's real life personality through a website. Someone who makes everyone who opposes him either a "kid" or "30 year old living in mom's basement".
Well if someone took the time to write such an idiotic thread, either he is a mental case or is suffering from some sort of desperation. It doesn't take a genius to know that. And I never once called him a kid or 30 years old. He is just a teenager, a loser or someone weird. That's what I think anyways. If I'm wrong, he shouldn't really care. Since he's sooooooo cool and not a virgin already :y: lmao
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NeglectFate ; 05-04-2011 at 12:50 AM.
05-04-2011, 12:49 AM
#49
Hawkin
Lord of the Undead
Originally posted by Escape
Only a nerd would write like this, I know for a fact. It's not hard to guess that. Anyone willing to take the time to write such nonsense obviously has no social life. And why did you bring up sex? lmao That is a clear sign you are a nerd and a virgin. And my writing skills are obviously not as good as yours. With your ellipsis marks and random bold. You definitely are the coolest kid in the world, and you totally have sex with other people! Man, I wish I was like youuuuu! My life would be so complete...on the internet.
Wow you are 12. We are all nerds
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Hawkin ; 05-04-2011 at 12:53 AM.
05-04-2011, 12:53 AM
#50
NeglectFate
[b][move]NGU - Home of The Virgins![/b][/move]
Originally posted by Hawkin
Wow you are 12. We are all nerds Dumb A**
17 actually. And not everyone are nerds actually. I know you think so, since all your friends in real life are, but that's not the case actually.
05-04-2011, 01:01 AM
#51
Hawkin
Lord of the Undead
Originally posted by Escape
17 actually. And not everyone are nerds actually. I know you think so, since all your friends in real life are, but that's not the case actually.
Not everyone, no thank god. You still think nerd is an insult. Why are you on this site? With your 8000+ rep. LOL Oh well. Godspeed Sir! Godspeed.
05-04-2011, 01:05 AM
#53
NeglectFate
[b][move]NGU - Home of The Virgins![/b][/move]
Originally posted by Hawkin
Not everyone, no thank god. You still think nerd is an insult. Why are you on this site? With your 8000+ rep. LOL Oh well. Godspeed Sir! Godspeed.
I think nerd is an insult to others. If someone called me one, I wouldn't care because I know I'm not
And I'm on this site because I enjoy the glitches and hacks. Hate the community though. I have 8000 rep because I found xp glitches for black ops and shared them. I also use to host free challenge lobbies. It doesn't take a genius to do those things
But yeah pointless thread IMO, the end.
05-04-2011, 01:12 AM
#55
Hannah
Banned
Originally posted by Hawkin
Well Godspeed to you sir as well. Cause, well you know, that God is pretty damn fast.
But just to be clear, what you are saying above, is that me, and I guess most people reading this are "lonely or idiotic individuals who suffers an unfortunate life" who will cause the dream of a PS4 to never happen? Just think how happy, we would make Anonymous, and Microsoft.
If anyone actually clicked on this thread, because they thought that my PS3 had actually turned into a PS4, they probably deserved that 1-2 seconds of disappointment.
Did I trick you? I am so sorry.
Despite the fact your post makes you look like you have the writing skills of the 12-15 year old you claim not to be, I understand what you are trying to say. You think this thread is Spam and a waste of time. Everything on this site must be matter of fact. We are nerds and must be serious always. No humor. that is not related to math!
BTW, Are you the kind of guy that irons his underwear too?
Can I call you Sheldon?
Well Sheldon, if you didn't think it was funny, no problem. I get it. Some liked it, some didn't, some got it, some didn't, and some, well, they ate curly fires.
Humor is subjective, and more liked it then didn't.
However, what really matters...
When it's all said and done...
When that last lonely or idiotic individual like me, breathes his or her final breath...
In our wrinkled underwear...
We know we have won, because we will have known what it is like to have sex with someone other then ourselves.
But just to be clear, what you are saying above, is that me, and I guess most people reading this are "lonely or idiotic individuals who suffers an unfortunate life" who will cause the dream of a PS4 to never happen? Just think how happy, we would make Anonymous, and Microsoft.
If anyone actually clicked on this thread, because they thought that my PS3 had actually turned into a PS4, they probably deserved that 1-2 seconds of disappointment.
Did I trick you? I am so sorry.
Despite the fact your post makes you look like you have the writing skills of the 12-15 year old you claim not to be, I understand what you are trying to say. You think this thread is Spam and a waste of time. Everything on this site must be matter of fact. We are nerds and must be serious always. No humor. that is not related to math!
BTW, Are you the kind of guy that irons his underwear too?
Can I call you Sheldon?
Well Sheldon, if you didn't think it was funny, no problem. I get it. Some liked it, some didn't, some got it, some didn't, and some, well, they ate curly fires.
Humor is subjective, and more liked it then didn't.
However, what really matters...
When it's all said and done...
When that last lonely or idiotic individual like me, breathes his or her final breath...
In our wrinkled underwear...
We know we have won, because we will have known what it is like to have sex with someone other then ourselves.
This made my day! =D
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